Trying to find the perfect words to describe the “Big O”? Then look no further than our list of quotes about the female orgasm.
Far be it from this humble writer to believe he has all the answers to the whys, wherefores, and what-the-hells of the female orgasm, when so many far more qualified and illustrious individuals have offered their own particular takes on the subject. So without any further ado, here follows a list of the top 40 female orgasm quotes available anywhere on the net.
#1 “The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor?” Kirstie Collins Brote
#2 “Great spiritual teachers throughout the ages have stated that orgasm is the closest some people come to a spiritual experience because of the momentary loss of self. Why is this true? Because with spiritual sex, you move beyond orgasm into a connection with yourself, your partner, and the divine — recognizing them all as one.” Alexandra Katehakis [Read: How to increase intimacy in your relationship]
#3 “In my next life, I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as a female orgasm.” Woody Allen
#4 “A woman’s orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependent as much upon her mind as on her clitoris.” Megan Hart
#6 “That’s your orgasm talking… You’re not really in love with me.” Laurie Elizabeth Flynn
#7 “Some guys assume that they made this one girl orgasm by doing this one thing and now they do it to every woman they get with. If it doesn’t work on you, then something about you must be broken.” Roberto Hogue
#9 “I’d heard him tell a woman who complained he never helped her achieve orgasm that she should treasure the memory of her last orgasm, since it probably predated the French Revolution.” André Aciman
#10 “I’m just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.” Jess C. Scott
#11 “It was not until much later when, after a deep and satisfying orgasm, I suddenly realized the true meaning of the fairy tale and the nature of the magic kiss of which it speaks.” Germaine Greer [Read: How to kiss passionately and romantically]
#12 “When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I’ll be first in line.” Nenia Campbell
#13 “The feelings in love and the orgasm in sex are the supernatural powers inside every one of us.” M.F. Moonzajer
#14 “Q. How do you give a woman an orgasm? A. Who cares!!!” Rodney Dangerfield
#15 “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” Betty Friedan
#16 “Many women don’t know what orgasm is. Many men don’t know was total orgasm is. Many only achieve a local orgasm, a genital orgasm. Just a small ripple in the genitals, and finished. It is not like possession when the whole body moves into a whirlpool and you are lost in the abyss. For a few moments, time stops and the mind does not function. For a few moments, you do not know who you are. Then it is a total orgasm.” Osho
#23 “At the moment of orgasm, you are living fully and totally in the present. An orgasm is anticipated, like the sunrise on a new day, and unexpected, like winning a prize in a competition you can’t recall having entered. Time freezes and there isn’t a feeling of loss, a void, a little death, but a reminder that of all human activity, none is more perfect.” Chloe Thurlow
#24 “I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm.” Chuck Palahniuk
#26 “Sex is not wrong. Sex is not dirty. Not even sex in a public place with a man you barely know. It’s not. Sex is a gift, a built-in human pleasure, something to enjoy and cherish and utilize. Sex rejuvenates. Sex replenishes. Orgasms are just one more miraculous function our body provides, no more shameful than a sneeze or the beating of our hearts.” Megan Hart
#27 “A woman’s sexuality is not at all like a man’s. A man can literally f**k a watermelon and come. If you put enough friction on his c**k, in some semblance of a rhythm, he will orgasm. It’s a no-brainer.” Chloe Cole
#28 “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.” Mae West
#29 “Electric flesh-arrows… traversing the body. A rainbow of color strikes the eyelids. A foam of music falls over the ears. It is the gong of the orgasm.” Anais Nin
To some, the female orgasm is an elusive and mysterious beast like the Loch Ness monster. To others, it’s something to indulge in and be enjoyed. But either way, it has been the focus of observation for generations.
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David Cullen is frequently described as erudite, insightful and witty – but only by himself and only after several large glasses of Rioja....