Okay, we get it, it’s not easy to blurt out a few sexy, dirty things to say to your boyfriend out of the blue. You’re thinking it, it sounds exciting in your mind, but the minute you bring yourself to say it out loud, you hold the thought.
You think it sounds silly. Or worse, you think your boyfriend would cringe if he heard you say, “come here, big boy, and give me your ding dong!” *well, yes, with this line, he may just shrivel up!*
Has your boyfriend ever told you that he wants you to talk dirty to him? Or do you find that he gets “extra” turned on when you say something naughty to him, either in a text or in bed?
Say this out loud – Dirty talking is not silly
Dirty talking is not silly, it’s not stupid, and no, you’re never going to run out of things to say. Of course, that’s once you learn the art of dirty talking here, and remember a few of the dirty things to say to your boyfriend, to get the conversation rolling. [Read: A list of sexy words that make dirty talking sound so much naughtier]
We have some of the naughtiest, sexiest things you can say to your boyfriend that you could use, right here. But before getting to that part, you need to dip your feet into the world of dirty talking and understand how it works. Only then can you enjoy it, and introduce a world of sexual pleasure into your boyfriend’s life!
The whole idea of saying dirty things to each other could seem like a lot of work to someone who doesn’t understand how dirty talking works.
But in reality, talking dirty and screaming sexy things at each other while having passionate sex is the easiest thing in the world!
If you want to master dirty talking with a guy, I highly recommend this guide on how to talk dirty to a guy and sound really sexy before you read on. Trust me, it’ll help you more than you think! *it opens in a new window, so you can still come back to this once you’re done with the basics*
The art of talking dirty with a guy
Do you want to transform yourself into a sexy, naughty minx who can get a guy’s shorts stiff in seconds just by using a few dirty words?
[Read: 12 bad girl traits every boyfriend wants to see in his girl]
Well, you can be all that and more, if you understand what dirty talking is all about.
So why do you think you’re having a hard time talking dirty in bed? The only thing that stops you from screaming dirty lines in bed are the subconscious rules that are embedded deep in your mind.
Your subconscious mind doesn’t want to think dirty or talk dirty because it finds the whole idea weird, awkward, and socially unacceptable.
And if you truly want to enjoy talking dirty, you need to open up your mind and accept sexual thoughts and fantasies as natural and just as normal as any other thought. Yes, we’ve been conditioned to think that “enjoying” sex is bad. And expressing yourself while having sex? What kind of girl does that?!
Honestly, the girl who knows how to talk dirty and say the right kind of sexy things to her boyfriend is the kind of girl every guy dreams of dating. There is absolutely nothing wrong in owning it! After all, she’s literally every guy’s fantasy! And now, wouldn’t you want to be that girl? [Read: How to be the sexy girlfriend your boyfriend has always wanted]
Speak your mind if you want to talk dirty
Speaking your mind is the easiest way to talk dirty and sexy with your boyfriend. Bring out the raw, sexy animal within you that isn’t restricted by social norms and rules. Say the dirtiest thing you can think of when you see your guy undressing in front of you.
And before you know it, you’ll find that dirty talking isn’t hard. In fact, it’s as natural as the horniness you feel!
[Read: How to dirty talk with your lover and turn him on like never before]
Dirty things to say to your guy
Okay, we do have a full list of sexy things to say to your boyfriend, and we’ll get to that below. But before we get there, I just want you to start using them with the right frame of mind, and the right ideas. That’s the best way to talk dirty, without ever feeling awkward about it ever again.
There are so many ways to talk dirty to a guy, and so many different circumstances to be a really naughty, dirty minx. Depending on the situation, here are list of ideas, questions and things to say that can get his heart racing within seconds.
If you want to seduce a guy or a crush you haven’t talked dirty to yet, use this list of 20 dirty questions to ask a guy and seduce him. It has a step-by-step set of instructions you just type out and text him. You’ll be surprised by how powerful and effective it can be while texting.
If you’re looking for the naughtiest, subtle, and overly sexual flirting tips you can ever use, try this list: 30, subtle, obvious and extremely sexy flirting tips for girls to leave a man rock hard
Would you rather play a dirty game that’ll arouse both of you instead of just talking dirty? There’s nothing sexier than a game of 40 really sexy and dirty would-you-rather questions to make anyone horny.
And finally, before we head to the dirty things to say to your boyfriend, here’s one final guide on how to make a guy horny just by casually sitting next to him. *try this, you’ll shock yourself!*
Does your guy like talking dirty?
Before you go any further into the lane of dirty talking in bed, you need to know your boyfriend’s opinion about it. Remember, not all guys like dirty talking. Some guys just cringe the very instant they hear you say something crude or dirty.
If you’re dating a guy who isn’t into dirty lines, don’t fret. You can still use your words to stimulate his mind by fantasizing together in bed or talking about something that arouses both of you, like the first time both of you made out, or the last party where both of you did something naughty.
Arousing your boyfriend’s mind by talking about things he finds sexy will always give him a sexual high, even if he isn’t into dirty phrases. For example, as both of you start making out, whisper about the first time he undressed you and how you felt that very first time. It’s literally that simple to say the right kind of dirty things to a guy who isn’t into dirty talking!
Now, on the other hand, if your guy IS into dirty talking, say no more, and just use this list of lines that’ll make him grin and go giddy with his erection in no time.
60 dirty things to say to your boyfriend
The next time you’re in bed with your boyfriend, over the phone, or even while texting him, use any of these dirty lines to arouse him.
But remember, talking dirty isn’t just about mouthing a series of naughty lines in random order. Follow up each line you say with something you feel. It makes the whole dirty talking experience more personal and sensual.
If you say something dirty to your boyfriend like “I wish you were my sex slave”, don’t follow that up by saying something completely different like “I want to bang you in a French maid costume”. Instead, describe how you feel when you say that. Tell him why you think he’s your sex slave, or what you’d want him to do if he was your sex slave. Play along, instead of jumping from one story to the next.
Doing this gives the dirty talking continuity, which makes the whole experience a lot sexier and a lot more arousing! [Read: What men want in bed – 32 things they absolutely love and lust after]
And now that you truly understand how to say something dirty, use this list of sexy and dirty things to say to your boyfriend, and give him a sexual explosion that’s beyond his wildest fantasies!
#1 I’m touching myself right now.
#2 Meet me for lunch. I want you to finger me in the car.
#3 I’m not wearing any underwear right now.
#4 I can’t wait for you to put it in me.
#5 I want you here right now.
#6 I woke up wet this morning.
#7 You have such a dirty mind, and it works on me!
#8 Tell me where you want to touch me first. *get naked and stand in front of him*
#9 I want you to tear my clothes off my body. [Read: 15 dirty ways to have the sexiest rough sex ever!]
#10 You feel so good in me, I wanna scream.
#11 I’m not horny all the time, it’s just that you’re so f**king sexy.
#12 I love how your tongue feels down there. [Read: How to make him go down on you without a push]
#13 Bite my neck and f**k me harder.
#14 You’re such a sex machine!
#15 I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I’m going to do to you tonight…
#16 Show me where you want me to bite you.
#17 You’re such a bad boy! [Read: The wildest foreplay tips that all guys love!]
#18 Please f**k me. *plead with him*
#19 F**k me now! *order him*
#20 Squeeze my boobs harder and suck my nipples.
#21 I know you like my pussy…. Now f**k me like you love it!
#22 I wanna f**k you in every room tonight!
#23 You make me think such dirty thoughts!
#24 I’ve been waiting for this all day…
#25 Undress me… [Read: 18 physical turn ons about your body that arouse your guy instantly]
#26 Call me a bitch!
#27 Just looking at you in those boxers make me wet…
#28 Oh god! / Oh yeah!
#29 Tie me up and ride me harder. [Read: How to ride a man and look sexy doing it!]
#30 I want you to f**k me while I’m leaning against the window.
#31 Grab my ass and bang me harder.
#32 You’re so big it hurts me so much but I still want it!
#33 Can you imagine doing this to me the very first time we met?
#34 F**k me like I’m your bitch / a farm animal.
#35 You can have all of me, but you have to pay me first! [Read: The complete guide to sexual role play for beginners]
#36 Get away from me! *hold his collar and pull him close*
#37 Get in deeper! *Grab him by his butt and claw him with your nails*
#38 My boyfriend will be here any minute! *a good role play game*
#39 Punish me! I’ve been a really bad girl.
#40 Blowing you makes me so horny.
#41 Talk into my ears while you’re banging me. [Read: How to moan and sound and look even more sexy in bed]
#42 The sheets are so wet with my cum right now.
#43 You really know how to make a girl wet…
#44 I love how hard you get when I stroke you.
#45 You make me feel so slippery between my thighs.
#46 I like it when you do it like that! [Read: Top 50 kinky sex ideas for a sexy relationship]
#47 Pull my hair and f**k me.
#48 I want you to cum all over my face.
#49 You make me feel like such a whore!
#50 Just watching you makes me want to finger myself.
#51 My panties are soaked right now.
#52 I get wet just remembering how good your tongue feels down there. [Read: How to give a guy a boner – 20 moves for an instant erection]
#53 Get naked and send me your pic!
#54 Spank me on my bum and bite me.
#55 I want you to kiss me here. *point the spot, or send him a close up pic of where you want him to kiss you*
#56 You look so sexy on top of me. [Read: How to please a man sexually and make him crave your body daily!]
#57 You f**k me so well, I’d f**k you even if I weren’t dating you.
#58 I want you to lift my skirt up and f**k me right now. *as soon as you walk into your place*
#59 I want you to cum in my mouth!
#60 Ohhh, I feel so weak when you enter me.
[Read: 15 things a girl does in bed that completely turns a guy off]
These are a few of the best sexy things you can say to your boyfriend. But if you want to keep it going, just remember what you read here. You don’t have to say a phrase and let the awkward silence fill the room. Say it, and just go on with it, imagine the scenario in real life. And talk about all the dirty things you’d want to do to him.
It’s literally as easy as thinking it and talking it. All you need to remember is to take it in stride, screw the awkwardness and share your deepest, dirtiest thoughts!
[Read: How to make out with a guy like a sex goddess]
Just use any of these dirty things to say to your boyfriend, and remember the other tips to say the right kind of sexy things. You’ll definitely arouse him with your sexy words, just as much as you arouse him with your dirty actions!
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