Here are five wicked things you should definitely do if you want to know how to heal a broken heart the wicked way. If you’re trying to fix a broken heart and want your revenge for all the hurt that’s been caused to you, say no more.
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P.S. Use these pointers only if your ex has been a real ass, cheated on you, and walked all over you on the way out. Yeah, they are nasty and there’s no way you can take them back again!
How to heal a broken heart the wicked way
Oh, you want to do this bad, don’t you? You’re humiliated and you’re pissed off, you’re sad and you’re depressed.
Heck, you’re so messed up, you really don’t know what you are anymore! And each time you see your old flame giggling or hugging another date, you may go mad over the fact that they actually overcame your love so fast.
On the other hand, you may hate them and yet find it hard to get over them, if your ex had been cheating on you.
At times like these, there are a few things you can do.
These pointers come straight from the little devil that’s hiding inside your head, and they are brutal. As long as you stay on guard and do this for the pleasure of hurting them, things will be just fine. Maybe even great!
How to heal a broken heart #1 GO REBOUND!
Most love experts are against a rebound relationship. They say that jumping into a new relationship as soon as one is over is the wrong way to find love. I’m not denying that either!
But you need some special attention for another potential to get back at your ex. If they can hook up with someone else, why can’t you? Go ahead and hook up with a sweetie and have fun. Show off your new ‘love-of-your-life’ to your ex and let them know that you really don’t give a damn about them.
Watch your ex-sweetie bristle with anger each time you wrap your hands around your new hottie, and believe me, it can feel so good! It can feel even better if it’s someone your ex lover hates.
But one word of caution, just don’t fall in love with your new mate. Use them to have fun, and don’t get too involved for your own good.
How to heal a broken heart #2 GET FLIRTY AROUND YOUR EX
Too clever to go for a rebound, or too scared that you may actually fall in love with the wrong person? Not to worry, skip that step.
Opt for wild flirting sessions with any new cutie that you meet, especially when your ex is around. Laugh and have fun, flirt like mad, and make sure your lost love sees all of this. This can give you a load of satisfaction and help heal the scar of your previous love faster than anything else.
How to heal a broken heart #3 SEDUCE SOMEONE YOUR EX IS JEALOUS OF
Want to get really dirty in love? Then what better way than by seducing someone your former flame is terribly jealous of?!
Remember the cheer leader from high school that your girlfriend hates or that guy who’s got promoted instead of your boyfriend? Well, now’s your chance to make a move that will pay off in more ways than just sex. Just think, if your ex finds out you’ve been fishing in familiar waters, it will drive them to the point of hysteria. This can be quite gratifying.
But do make sure the word reaches your ex’s ears. If there is anything that hurts your ex’s ego, it’s you sleeping or getting physical with someone they’ve always been jealous of!
How to heal a broken heart #4 NO MORE SECRETS
Now let’s think, are you ever going to hook up again with someone who threw you in the dirt and stamped you all over? I think not. So what do we do about getting back?
Firstly, remember there’s no more sweet love between both of you. You hate your ex, so get back in ways that are way below the belt. She’s got hairy nipples? He’s got a prick smaller than your little finger? Then it’s time the world knows all about it!
Humans are sadistic creatures. If you want pleasure out of your miserable life, you can get that by making sure that your sweet ex feels worse than you do. That would definitely cheer you up. But do make sure you don’t have any physical abnormalities that are worse than your ex’s before you open your mouth. The idea might just backfire!
Guilt may set in after you realize how mean you’ve been or after you get over the break up, but hey, if you want revenge badly right now, you’ve got consequences to pay, in this case, a bad case of guilty conscience!
How to heal a broken heart #5 P-A-R-T-Y
Now this isn’t hard to understand, so go right ahead and party! Have fun with others when you’re ex is around, have a drink, and go crazy on the dance floor. Hook up with someone and dance with them.
Hang out with your pals, and spend more nights out having a blast. Make eye contact, flirt a lot, meet new people… do all the works, especially when your ex is around. This will definitely piss your ex off totally. Forget the fact that you’ve got a broken heart inside your chest. Hearts heal best when we’re not thinking too much about them!
Fixing a broken heart
If you want to overcome the pain, you need to do it one bit at a time, and replace the pain with happy thoughts that you collect every day, by meeting new people and doing new things.
Convince yourself that the break up was the best thing that had happened to you. Just don’t sit in a corner and mourn. Why give your ex an opportunity to show how weak you are without them? Have a laugh and have fun. Life is way too short to hide that smile off your face. You really don’t need an ex to tell you to be happy or sad in your own life, do you?
So if you ever need to know how to heal a broken heart, or have tried fixing a broken heart with no success, follow these fifteen steps and the five wicked ones and see your broken heart fix itself up in no time!
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