Why Do Guys Like Feeling Breasts? The Reasons Why Guys Love Boobs

Why Do Guys Like Feeling Breasts? The Reasons Why Guys Love Boobs

Why do guys like boobs? Why do guys like feeling breasts? What do they think and want to do with it? We have the dirty thoughts inside his head!

You can move the breasts out of a guy’s face, but you can’t make the guy take his eyes off it. Ever heard that? No? Well, it’s true. So why do guys like boobs so much? Why do guys like feeling breasts? What do guys like doing with breasts? What’s so fascinating about boobs? What makes boobs so sexy?

Ah, questions, questions and more questions! As a woman, you’re probably saying, ‘it’s just another part of my body’ *though inside, you know it’s such a sexy part of you, admit it!* We’ll get to all the answers, and by the end of this article, you’ll have all the answers the next time a guy sheepishly tries to take a peek at your puppies when he’s not making eye contact with you. Onward then!

Why men love boobs so much!

Little boys get giddy with ecstatic happiness when they jump on a soft cushiony bed. It’s such a happy feeling, isn’t it? It’s blissful and so oooh-exciting. And grown up boys, well, we feel a million times happier when we see a great pair of breasts.

But why do guys like breasts so much? Let me count the ways.

[Read: 20 things about a girl that sexually excites a guy]

If there is ever a guy who says he doesn’t like breasts, well, he’s either not interested in women, or a repressed, lying pervert who does dirty things to himself when he’s alone at home, sitting in the dark in front of his computer screen.

I’ll tell you why men like breasts so much, and why they love feeling breasts like they’re clutching to the last hopes of their survival. Breasts to a man are what cotton candy is to a boy. And breasts to a man are what a million inexhaustible credit cards are to a woman *f*ck, I’m stereotyping*.

Kids love Charlie’s Chocolate Factory, and I’m effing waiting for a man version of Charlie and the Booby Factory. Can you imagine that? Of course, you don’t want to. Unless you’re into boobs too! [Read: How to get your boobs noticed without looking trashy]

Why guys like breasts – Let me count the ways!

Most women wonder why men like breasts and think this obsession is ridiculous and perverse. But just like most women are suckers for sweet talk, flowers, chocolates or ridiculous cravings in the middle of the night *I’m TRYING hard not to stereotype here, but seriously do you have to be so sensitive?!*, men are suckers for a great pair of boobs.

If I could use a boobies wallpaper on my iPad, I wouldn’t be testing its features, I’d be testing it for drool resistance. And yeah, I’d stop using my pillow. No, of course, I don’t do that! Who told you that?

Now I’m not going to tell you the psychological or the evolutionary reasons behind why guys like breasts. It’s too clean and rather indecent to blame evolution for my interest in perfect breasts. And I’m sure all you pretty ladies reading this want to know why men like a woman’s breasts and what he thinks about when he sees a great pair.

But if you want to know the evolutionary and scientific reason behind why men like breasts, just get to the bottom of the article, and we have an in-depth scientific explanation behind why men like boobs, and the different studies behind them too. We’re thorough that way! [Read: 15 awesome reasons why small breasts are more beautiful than them bigger ones]

It’s out of view

Moving on now, why do men like breasts? Well, simply because it’s out of our view. Men love googling up celebrity boobies all the time. We see a sexy actress on Netflix that we think is attractive, we google “actress_name boobs / sex scene / nude” or something along those lines. Somehow, it’s just gratifying to see boobies of women we find attractive! And it’s so easy to do that these days. A guy likes a girl he sees on a screen? He thinks, ‘hey, you know what would be nice? Googling her nude pics!’

But men can’t see the boobs of any woman they want, be it a friend or a girl they walk past *unless you have an onlyfans account, please tell me you do!*. And that makes it so much more alluring and enticing.

One of the first things that distinguish a man from a woman is the breasts, and other than the wider hips, it’s really the only distinguishing feature that’s completely obvious to recognize a woman. *Okay, most women don’t have facial hair, and there are other distinguishable features, but for f*ck’s sake, humor my imagination here!* [Read: Why men love women and their oh-so-hot bodies]

And let’s not forget how close to eye contact level breasts really are. You just need to look a few degrees lower than a girl’s eyes, and whoa! Ta da… tatas!

To make it harder for the guy, breasts are almost always covered. And that means men are not supposed to see it. And that makes men want to see it all the more. And in a well fitting tee shirt, it’s worth stopping, staring and fantasizing about them. [Read: 26 pros and cons of dating a well-endowed woman]

Mysterious mind games

When a man looks at a woman’s breasts, he notices the shape it creates on the tee shirt. And it almost always looks good. How good? That depends on a lot of other things we’ll get to in a bit.

A good pair of breasts stimulates a man’s mind and makes him visualize how good the breasts must actually look like. It’s mysterious, and men are born explorers. And this makes the mind play games on him and gets him into a mini game of twenty questions.

How do those boobs really look? Can I see her nipples through the shirt? Is that a push up bra? Man, how many inches is that cleavage? How does she look naked? Could she be great in bed? And it ends with an answer. Ding ding! Gosh, she would be so good in bed!

Covered breasts create mystery, mystery creates a game of twenty questions, and the man gets the answer in the end. She’s hot! [Read: 25 things guys find sexy and hot about a girl they see]

Breasts and the curves

Other than on the streets, why do men like breasts? Men like breasts a lot because it looks so good on a woman. A good pair of breasts can just transform a woman’s curves from a hmm-second-glance to an ohh-god-ohhh-god, unga-unga-bunga grunting boner that can stiffen a guy’s pants and make him get just a bit dizzy in the head.

Guys don’t have breasts, and that makes boobies more fascinating to us. All we have instead are two, saggy-as-f*ck wrinkly ballsacks that even we don’t wanna touch! We’re flat on the chest and even if we bench press every day, all we’d get is a firm board that feels nothing like a woman’s fluffy, cushiony, floating-in-the-clouds breasts.

And the curious awe makes guys love it even more. Has your man ever just touched your breasts and told you how soft and nice it feels? Now you know just how jealous he really is! [Read: How to sleep with him in a sexy way that arouses him more]

Why do guys like feeling breasts so much?

Women are a lot softer and nicer to touch than men. I don’t know why, but no matter how often a guy shaves, or waxes his chest, he’s never going to feel as soft as a girl’s breasts could feel. There are some men who stroke themselves instead of a woman’s breasts, but as I said earlier, they’re probably perverts.

A guy could spend all day stroking a great pair of breasts with his hands. And each time his fingers pass by a little pointy speed bump in the middle, he’d love running his hands all the more, all over again.

So why do guys like feeling breasts? Simply put, to a man, breasts are really the softest things in the world. They’re like marshmallows, just a lot, lot… lot better! How can any guy resist them?! [Read: 13 legitimate ways to make your boobs look bigger and perkier]

When do guys like breasts the most?

Guys like breasts all the time, whether the girl’s sleeping or walking, or partying or talking. A man just can’t help but look south when he thinks he can sneak a peek. But if you’re looking for the perfect setting to make your boobs look so darn irresistible, then here’s every guy’s top boob looks!

Tight tee shirts: Men love tight tee shirts more than anything else in the world. Almost all girls wear well fitting tee shirts, and that’s pretty much the definition of a tight tee shirt. Wear a thin tight tee and a guy’ll have a hard time taking his eyes off your rack.

Cleavages: There’s something so awe inspiring about a perfect cleavage. A great cleavage may be a few inches deep, but to a guy, it could seem so mesmerizingly awesome and attention grabbing that he could stare at it forever. And hence the phrase, never ending cleavage!

Sideboob: Moths are drawn to a flame. Men are drawn to a sideboob. Every single guy finds this completely irresistible. He may be a respectable guy who knows how to stare at a girl’s cleavage without making her feel uncomfortable, but not when the girl’s flashing a sideboob. Every guy just has to look. It’s like gravity, a man can’t help it. [Read: Tips on turning a guy on]

Now these are just three circumstances when a man finds a woman’s breasts completely irresistible. But there are other times too when a man thinks a woman’s breasts are awesome. Like when she has a nipple slip, if she’s public flashing, or when she’s just doing her own thing, or walking on the street, or sitting down in a café, or hanging out with her friends.

*Oh my god, I just realized we’re such perverts! But then again, these are the thoughts in our head, and you can’t hate a man for thinking it, as long as he’s not doing it!*

But nevertheless, yeah, that’s right, guys like breasts no matter what a girl is doing anyways. So it really doesn’t matter if you’re dressing sexy or lounging in an old pullover. Men will still stare at breasts. [For men: How to stare at breasts like a gentlemen]

Confused? Well, so are we!

So why do guys like boobs? For all the reasons above and a million other reasons that are as unique as the man himself. But if there’s one thing we men do know for certain, it’s the fact that men like breasts and they can’t really do anything about it!

What do guys want to do with your boobs?

Ah, again, let me count the ways, because there are a million things I can think of right off the top of my head! But to make it easier for you to imagine the naughty things guys want to do with your breasts, here’s a sneak peek into the perverse, imaginative mind of the human male species!

#1 Stare at them. We love staring at boobs! It’s the truth, we may be civilized enough to look away if you catch us staring. But if we see it on our social media feeds, you can be assured we’ll be pinching in on the screen and zooming to our heart’s content!

#2 Speak to them. They’re every guy’s best friend from their woman’s body! We wanna say ‘hi’ now and then, talk to those puppies, say hello to those jugs, and have a deep and meaningful conversation where we lose ourselves in them.

#3 Rest our heads on them. Pillows! Only they’re way better than any other comfy pillow in the world! And they feel warm, cozy, soft, sexy, and so much more. Why wouldn’t you?!

#4 Kiss them. We wanna kiss them good morning, good afternoon and good night! Show a guy a pair of boobs, and he’ll be just as enthusiastic as a hungry baby looking for milk! [Read: The 8 types of nipples – You haven’t seen them all]

#5 Fondle them. Two beautiful mounds on one awesome body! How can we not feel like bringing them together and running our hands all over them?

#6 Jiggle them. They look soo good when they jiggle! Seriously, how can women resist themselves?! If I had boobs, all I’d wanna do is jump up and down on a trampoline all day! [Read: The biggest ups and downs of having jiggling boobs]

#7 Eat food on them. How can you not? Everything tastes better on boobs!! And the best part, there’s dessert waiting for us after we’d done with the food!

#8 Knead them like dough. Boobs are magical! And why do men like feeling boobs? Because they’re like every grown man’s play dough! It’s so much fun, we could knead them all day! Well, as long as it doesn’t hurt you, we are not barbarians, you know!

#9 Motorboat them. Nothing’s more fun and entertaining than sinking our faces into boobs, and motorboating a nice pair of jugs. The sound it makes, it’s like nothing else!

#10 Cum on them. Well, yeah, awkward! But every guy wants to do this at least once! There’s something so sexually exciting and maybe a wee bit perverse about cumming on a girl’s boobs after a sexual act! Of course, you’re welcome to sit on our face to barter for the shameful act. [Read: What does cum taste like? Honest answers straight from women’s mouths]

#11 Run our fingers around them. Especially your nipples! There’s something so enticing about running our hands on a perfect pair of boobs, and reaching the proud peaks with our fingertips!

#12 Show them off. Okay, I don’t mean a public flashing episode here. But when you’re dating a girl with great boobs, every other guy in the world would know it, even if no gentleman says anything about it. All we have to do is show your *fully-clothed* picture to another guy, and watch his jaws drop just a little bit. We know that look when another guy thinks your girl is hot and has a great rack. And we enjoy that! I’m alpha, bitches!

The end of the good stuff

So now that you know why guys like feeling breasts, and why men love boobs so much, it’s time to head to the boring scientific explanations behind our obsession. Dang, science just has to come up with an explanation for everything and ruin it!

Why Men Like Boobs: An In-Depth Scientific Explanation

By Danielle Anne

why men like boobs

It’s hard to link the words boobs and science, but we’re going to do our best. Here’s our attempt to answer the question, “Why do men like boobs?” using science.

Men and breasts. Men and boobs. I’m surprised that men weren’t made with breasts, since they like them so much, but here we are, asking the question, “Why do men like boobs?” We’re well into the 21st century and the data is still the same. Men like breasts, in general. That’s always been the norm.

But people are asking why. Why are guys so fixated on women’s chests? They look good, we know, but what else? Is there really a deeper connection to the brain and the eyes and their perception of women’s breasts? Or is the answer simply a resounding, “Duh”?

Why do men focus more on breasts than any other part of the body?

Obviously, a woman’s breasts are out there for everyone to see–whether they’re peeking over a low-cut top, or lending a slight curve to a baggy sweater. They’re a superficial and physical marker that people automatically see as a basis for one’s gender—never mind that there are probably more than a few men with breasts out there. [Not quite familiar with the feel of a breast? Read: How to touch a woman’s breasts on a date]

Still, there are other parts of the body that have grown so popular that they’ve ended up having their own industries on Facebook and Instagram. Butts, legs, necks, hands—all of them are just as appreciated as breasts, but the data still stands. Boobs win over these other body parts every time.

Breast is best

To prove the theory that men put more focus on breasts than any other part of the body, researchers conducted a study at the University of Willington in New Zealand in 2009. They showed the male subjects six pictures of the same woman. The only difference in each picture was the size of her breasts, waist, and hips.

The researchers found that 47% of their subjects focused on the woman’s chest instead of her face. A third of those looked at the woman’s waist and hips, while less than 20% looked at her face. The study’s conclusion proved that most men are, indeed, more interested in a woman’s boobs, no matter what size they are. [Check out: Fun and fascinating facts about breasts]

The scientists think that this may be due to aesthetics, as opposed to any hormonal activity in the brain. Boobs look good to men, which is why they prefer them over any other body part. But, three years later, another group decided to contest that theory.

Why do men like boobs?

You might be wondering why men are fixated on boobs instead of other parts of the body, or why men see breasts as a sexualized part of a female’s body. Why can’t it be a forearm, or a knee? Both are aesthetically pleasing and easy to grab, but not so titillating that they could cause a boner out of nowhere—although, in some cases, they do.

In 2012, another study was conducted by Larry Young, a psychiatry professor at Emory University. He theorized that men like boobs because it made them bond with the first woman in their lives: their mothers. Let me explain in a less creepy way.

Infants bonded with their mothers while breastfeeding. The system in the brain that made that happen is the same system that makes grown men want to stare at or grab onto a pair of boobs.

It happened while men were babies—between them and their mothers—but now it’s happening to adult men and their female counterparts. Simply put, men like breasts because they help them bond with women.

As strange as it sounds that scientists are using breastfeeding and couple bonding in the same arc, it makes sense once you realize that men tend to act like babies *i.e. sucking, nuzzling, playing, and squeezing* when they have full and unadulterated access to a pair of breasts. [Read: When is it alright to stare at a woman’s breasts?]

Are all men crazy about boobs?

If you look at what the media’s putting out, you might think, “Yes! Everyone is boob crazy!” But the opposite seems to be true, according to a study by Rutgers anthropologist, Fran Mascia-Lees.

Cultural differences may still play a part in male attraction. She cites the example of some African cultures, where women do not cover their breasts. Men in those cultures don’t exactly line up to jump the next topless female who walks by.

It’s possible that seeing uncovered breasts everyday makes them less attractive to men, but it all boils down to context. Most men like breasts up to a point, but it might depend on where they grew up or how they were raised, as well as the people who took care of them. [Want to know more about breasts? Check out: How to tell if your girlfriend’s breasts aren’t real]

So, you might ask, “What about men who didn’t breastfeed? Will it only affect a person living in a place with a culture like Africa? What if a man was living in a place like Saudi Arabia, where you will almost never find a photo or gain access to breasts until you were married? Since everything is covered, will it trigger the same level of curiosity for breasts and other body parts?”

“Now that there are campaigns like “Free the Nipple,” will it affect how men perceive breasts? Or will evolution continue to make men feel ecstatic whenever they see a pair?” These questions will forever be on the minds of scientists and psychologists, but until then, the search for answers will continue. And honestly, doesn’t that sound like a fun job?

In conclusion…

#1 Men like looking at boobs, regardless of their size.

#2 Men are programmed to like boobs, because it lets them bond with women.

#3 Not all men are powerfully attracted to boobs.

You may be wondering: how is this information useful? Honestly, we have no idea. But these are funded research studies and we’re pretty sure there’s money to be made from this information.

[Next, read: How to stare at girls’ cleavage without getting caught]

For now, all we know is that girls should take care of their lady parts, because it seems like they are the perfect tools for world domination. Why do men like boobs? Simply put: as per science, because they’re lovely, comforting, and mysterious.

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107 thoughts on “Why Do Guys Like Feeling Breasts? The Reasons Why Guys Love Boobs”

  1. Keith says:

    I think guys like breasts because it’s so unique, and also, it’s the first thing that pops out! It’s so close to the face and it sticks out so much especially if a woman’s well endowed.

    But quite frankly, I think girls like it when guys look at their breasts, even if they say they hate it. Why show three inches of cleavage if you don’t want guys to see it?

  2. Katy says:

    This is discriminating to women, that have very small breasts. I mean, what should I do, as I have very small breasts? Get a surgery to make them look bigger, so that some guy will love me?

  3. Brad says:

    @Katy, guys like all kinds of breasts. And you may not know this, but many guys prefer small breasts to big ones. You don’t need surgery, you just need to feel comfortable in your own skin. As long as you like your own boobs, every single guy in the world would appreciate it too!

    And I think a guy’s love doesnt really depend on the size of his girlfriend’s boobs, but on many other things too, don’t you think?

  4. R.L. Vitt says:

    Katy, Ladies with small breasts need to use different techniques in attractint attention to them. Try something see through and braless when and where you can. Very low cut necklines can also be used. The secret is not size but how the breast is displayed. A lady with small breasts and a see through blouse (that’s tasteful) attracts more attention than a large breasted lady in a high necked sweater. Experiment a little and see. And what ever you do stop undercutting the prettiness of your bust line.

  5. Regi says:

    I absolutely love the way you write this. You had me laughing the whole time! =D

  6. Shmee Fareedee says:

    I think the best way to approach a woman with great breasts is to walk up and say “Hey! Nice pair of brains! Man, I bet they did great on the TI… the ACTs, didn’t they? A lot of guys think of a big pair of brains as an obstacle, and, at least in one or two ways, they are… obstacles. Obstacles to the other side of the woman. But, if you learn to embrace the obstacles, you can remain on the correct side of the woman, which is what she wants anyway (no woman wants a guy who’s on the wrong side of her). Let’s face it (or them)… A big pair of brains can be a handful – actually, two handfuls. And this is a good thing – or, more accurately, these are a pair of good things. Of course, many say that anything more than a handful is a waste, but my own sense of these things is – are these things great?! OR WHAT?!? And that’s the bottom line – although the bottom is an entirely different subject, and I’m of a split opinion on these subjects, despite the similarities (putting aside mass as a complete subject). I could go on…

  7. titties says:

    I have tiny itty bitty droopy titties like pancakes 🙁 How can i get guy to like me?

  8. Jenny Harper says:

    I don’t believe all guys are breast men so don’t worry you can still get a guy

  9. Tasha says:

    I can’t stand this! I’m 14 and I’m made fun of for my big boobs! This is so sickening to me!!!

  10. Tony says:

    Kate and Tasha,

    Do you prefer a lie or the truth? The truth is being told in the text above. I love women and I love boobs. Amen.

  11. saintmodel says:

    WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who knew, this is very informative. Just think of it this way, the same way women enjoy a six pack on men is the same way men enjoy boobs. Easy as that.

  12. Interesting says:


    Men do not love breasts, period, that is a deceptive myth. Men love particular kinds of breasts, and that is what they mean when they say that they love breasts (as this article clearly demonstrates). In many Western societies that means medium/large and round – fake or real doesn’t seem to matter too much (Large Bcup to DDDcup). This is what a “nice breast” is. Breasts that are small or too large (there is such a thing) or saggy or pointy are considered unattractive – unless the individual man has a fetish for this.

    This is why women get confused when men say they love breasts, because women (like Katy and Tasha above) have found that men are generally turned off by breasts that are not “Hollywood” sized (small or very, very large – although mainstream porn has created a huge fetish market for enormous breasts). So it is not a matter of women wanting to hear “the truth” but them understanding what that truth really means – that is that men love particular kinds of breasts, not breasts in general. For example, self-proclaimed “boob men” do not like small breasted women, or women with the above mentioned “mainstream unattractive” breasts. So the label is deceptive because it is actually very specific. Whereas, say, an “ass man” is just attracted to women’s asses, big, small, medium, tight, fluff, whatever.

  13. Lisa says:

    What about a 34B…You men are very very hurtful and I guess if we women that don’t sport porn star sized boobs should all get implants…THEN a man would drool over us and love us??? RIGHT GUYS???

    I would love to see the day when some of you men that insist on female perfection get a woman with a huge rack home, because you KNOW she will be soooooooooo good in bed, and she gets your pants off, sees how much you really ARE packing, laughs hysterically and tells you “no WAY” (believe me, this HAS happened to a guy I know)!!! Yeah, its all well and good if you so-called MEN do this to these “poor” women who need to create cleavage JUST TO GET A FREAKIN’ LOOK for you losers, then once the bra comes off, you kick her out of bed!!!!!

    I swear, this whole world would be better off without the inferior male species…..

  14. Arnieus says:

    Other than health benefits, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b80mF4pJzNQ , I think breasts are a primal signal that a girl is of age to bear children. That is what they are for. A communication far older than language, like facial expressions. Men are too oblivious to notice less subtle hints. I know because I am one, and due to my regular observations of breasts I have lived quite a while.

    I like all kinds, and it depends on the woman. I think most men make an instant decision when they meet a new woman. I do, or don’t want her. If I do (which is always a sweet mystery) her breasts become beautiful regardless of size. If I don’t (which also is always a mystery) no boob job can change my mind.

    Also, boobs are a little like another favorite “B” word. Beer. You have your favorites but you’re always willing to try another flavor.

  15. javerya faisal says:

    i don’t agree with Ms. katy.

    actually, it is the personality of the lady which apeals to her man. if he loves ‘her’ and not her body specifically, then it doesn’t really matter what size your breasts are.

  16. brandon123 says:

    Im a guy, and to be honest i dont really care all that much about breasts, as long as shes got a nice face and a great personality i could care less. i would rather find a girl who can actually have a conversation with me, then a dumb girl with big boobs who thinks shes all that.

  17. Leena says:

    Never thought of it this way…..now wonder my boyfriend always rubs his hands through and always keeps on staring at them

  18. Katy says:

    @ Brad Thanks 4 the in4mation ;D

  19. Kenneth says:

    Breasts any size are wonderful. No woman should allow themselves to feel their breasts aren’t beautiful. Beauty is in the Eye of The Beholder. Remember that beautiful ladies!! 😉

  20. zip says:

    Katy (and other females who whine about men and breasts): Get over it! Woman up! Grow a pair! Too bad if men don’t find you attractive. No one has a right to expect anyone to find them attractive. Besides, females are such superficial sows that they think the most important characteristic of a man is his height. How can something that is based on genetics and childhood nutrition be any indicator of a person’s value? It is not. So too bad if men judge you based on physical characteristics.

  21. jeremiah borono says:

    Some atavistic animal thing makes men look at breasts instinctively. That doesn’t mean they like them. Women from childhood onwards are taught to make a titillating and even danger fraught mystery of them. That works. It effects men’s psychological growth.
    Lust is such an enormous thing, that chemical madness, it blinds men and blocks their reason. Maybe women, too, but this is about men.

    Lust is driving a man towards depositing his seed. That’s is all that it is about.
    When man begins to overcome the power of lust – as, I suppose, Doctors, for instance, must do early in their training – breasts become mere fleshy appendages.
    When seen as what they are they rapidly become almost embarrassingly ridiculous.
    Because nature seems to have no sense of proportion. Large breasts get stuck on skinny little adolescent type frames. Few women have any upper body development proportionate to their breasts.

    Naturally, it simply is not necessary. For the breasts are mere appendages. Like a cow’s udders. However it is true cow’s udders seem much more generally proportionate – perhaps because of the effort put continually into breeding well conformed cows.

    No such effort is put into breeding well conformed women.

    And then there’s the antics of the woman behind the breasts – another ludicrous sight – to her preening and cavorting and posturing as though her breasts were truly something magnificent, wonderful, awe inspiring, a holy grail for me. Poor girl. Taught to believe this.
    Ask any man and there has come a time when stroking and sucking breasts just got merely tiresome.

    And there are some breasts that simply are unpleasant. Some have awful aureoles, some awful nipples, some simply for some reason kinda awful breasts.

    They’re just not that good and man just aren’t that fascinated.

    There is reason for them gaining a man’s attention that often gets overlooked – the man is perhaps sick and tired of the whole bullshit game and would dearly like to just rip off the blouse and bra or whatever and have done with it – say ‘there you are darling, there’s your tits, show them to the world and enjoy, but please stop parading around like a retarded barby doll’.

    From the earliest age women work hard at making a fetish, a mystery, a threat, a whole insane world out of their little girls breasts and vulvas, pudendas.

    And it works. And thus we have this insane world of men doing insane things to women, driven by lustful madnesses.

    How many such insane ‘sex’ crimes existed in cultures where nakedness was the norm, I wonder? Very, very few, I’ll wager.

    They had ‘sex’ crimes, I know. Much recorded history of (naked type) native men stealing women from another tribe, or running away with a willing partner from another tribe. A crime. A ‘sex’ crime if you like.

    But not like the insanities we have.

    And ours almost wholly the fault of this insane artificial fetish about women’s breasts (never, ever seen in their natural ‘heading south’ state) and pudendas (never, ever seen in its natural once a month bleeding state).

    It’s not ‘why are men obsessed with women’s breasts’ it is ‘why do women work so hard to make men obsessed with women’s breasts and pudendas?’ and then perhaps ‘How come so many men manage to survive this madness only to watch haplessly as their wives (product of the madness) start indoctrinating their daughters in order to perpetuate into yet one more generation?’

  22. Eric says:

    I love all breasts no matter what :D. They were the first things I saw when I was born and hopefully the last thing i see/or hold when I die

  23. Nicholas says:

    Well I absolutely am obssessed with tits… I don’t know it’s just something I love with them I can’t describe. The only tits that turn me off are the fake ones, this is a complete turn off. I like them NATURAL.

  24. Larissa says:

    what about girls with small boobs ?? : (

  25. Nature says:

    Boobs are a complicated matter. Society has taught females that showing as much cleavage as possible makes you look good and sexy. Boys like boobs simply because they’re unseeable, like for an example to you girls ,if someone told you you won lots of money and it’s in a booby(no pun intended) trapped envelope that will explode if you open it, that is what is like for boys and boobs. FYI if you feel the need to change your breast size, don’t, it shows others that you are not confident with your body and yourself which is a major turnoff. Keep it simple. Keep it natural.

  26. Jake says:

    Nice article; I’m gay and find this really amusing. But I do want to point out that I’m quite disappointed by the beginning calling guys a “fairy” if he doesn’t like breast. It’s a little (maybe a lot even) on the edge of homophobia and I can’t believe it’s actually acceptable. I get that this site is often playful in it’s works, but that’s a little to edgy.

  27. Eva says:

    haha thanks for making me laugh with all your comments and the article. It was amusing.

  28. ManBoy77 says:

    Wow…….big boobies or even little boobies,who caresi don’t.I’m a “below the waist kinda guy”.I have thought of the fascination some supposedly ‘adult,mature men’ have with that part of anatomy,which is designed to breast feed ‘young children’……so to me there is something inherently ‘juvenile’ about breats fascination….maybe these fellas weren’t held enough by ‘mommy’.Just thinking about breasts makes me feel ‘small’.I’ll leave that for my little son.Big fake breasts…or even cosmetically enhanced breasts are pathetic! women who resort to this are even worse in my opinion than men who hang weights off their johns and get penis enhancement done,because the ‘working’ sexual organs and size do affect pleasure ‘directly’ in some way…breasts don’t.You can not compare penis size to breast size….only penis size to vagina size is more ‘fitting’ so to speak.Like i said earlier in post the ‘below the waist organs matter most to me.Its where the action is.Had to LOL when the author suggested any one not liking breasts was a ‘fairy’…where as i think its the opposite and so do the few of my gay male friends that read this,these guys certainly are not ‘fairys’ (gay yes!) na dwould ‘eat you’ (after bench pressing you) for breakfast….as my father used to say.Funny who time changes and more ‘straights’ these days are ‘panzies’ rather than homosexuals….gender ideals seem to have ‘flipped’.

  29. Tara says:

    Wow, after breastfeeding my two kiddies my boobs have pretty much all but disappeared altogether (definitely less than a handful left, I can assure you of that) yet I feel sexier now than I ever did before. Before having children I was a [larger sized] C cup and now I am an itsy bitsy teenie weenie (as well as “droopy,” lol) A cup and LOVING IT!!! Heck, I couldn’t be happier that my boobs decided to pull the ol’ “disappearing act” after breastfeeding, I absolutely love my (so-called) flat chested-ness and wouldn’t change it for the world. After all, this is what happens to a good majority of women after they have breastfed babies and if it wasn’t for society’s warped views (ie: brainwashed views) on what a “great pair of boobs” should look like, the majority of boobs we see out there today would actually look like nature intended them to look…small, droopy and, best of all…REAL!!! Why so many feel it is necessary for women to “fix” their breasts after breastfeeding (or at anytime, for that matter) is beyond me, it’s not like our breasts are broken just because they come in a variety of shapes and sizes. How silly to think our boobs need repairing all over the sake of shape/size. To all of you other flat/small breasted women and/or busty gals, you are BEAUTIFUL just the way you are (as are your assets, big or small) so don’t go changing who you really are solely to fit society’s silly, mind-altered version of what is considered the “norm” for boobs by today’s standards. Geez, today’s standards are so screwed up and based more on fantasy than reality, anyway, which is why we are becoming so over-populated with nothing much more than plastic bodies (ick!). Here we are, going under the knife in hopes of fitting into a world of MAKE-BELIEVE while all along we already have the best that we can even get…and that is exactly what nature gave us. I can’t speak for anyone else but I’ll take living in the real world over living in a make-believe one any day of the week.

    PS: Very well said, ManBoy77 🙂

  30. meg says:

    Well, I’m very sorry ZIP, but please, tell me. HOW WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO ‘GROW A PAIR’?

    Because as your sorry ass may not know, surprise, surprise it ISN’T UP TO WOMAN WHAT SIZE SHE HAS. Revelation of century right? Now please consider it, whenever you think it’s a good idea to write such stupid comment.

    Thank you in advance.

  31. QB says:

    I am a male surgical resident doctor, despite laughing on this article and its comment i wouod like to share my thoughts. Well though I see so many diseased breasts in the clinics for which we undergo surgeries and giving so many breast examinations. A good healthy breast always excites me, not on the patient because we are equally embarassed doing that. I am not specifically saying about the size. But the way they look and are presented, moreover the body language of the girl says all if she is happy with her boobs. A good carriage and a good bra tells how much care and attention a girl shows to her breasts. And the smaller the breasts are the more sensitive the nipples will be and more pleasure sensation. Guy who handle girl with care are good with a moderate pair, but those men who are rough on them mostly lustrous like big breast to torment them. I am with my gf for a year now. She gets shy when i stare her breasts even flush. So i dont embarass her by constantly staring them and have a good peek while she is asleep. During mensturation sometimes girls nipples becomes hard and sore due to the effects of estrogen. So better avoid touching them. A simple cupping is enough over the bra to ensure your partner that ur always close to her. The outward root of the breast is where a massage during mensturation does the job. I was discussing about the fetish i develop with her, everytime she is driving i feel like i want to grab her boobs and i know how dangerous it could be. But it helped me, now what she does that evertime we are on a long route. She stops the car somewhere and ask me to grab them now coz she wont let me grab them while driving.



  32. Miss A, says:

    To all the ladies with sma ller boobs: don’t worry about it!! I have a large D-cup, but since they’re not that perky and I’m quite slender, I wish they’d be a bit smaller!
    What I’m trying to say is: the other side of the grass isn’t always greener, but there will always be a guy who likes you just the way you are!

  33. D. Lewis says:

    Katy: Poor baby. No female has any right to expect any man to find them attractive. Females have all sorts of superficial standards that apply to men and the females have no problem with that. If men find you ugly, that is your problem, not mens.

  34. Maleman says:

    Tasha I’m 15 and I think big boobs are sexy

  35. Johanna says:

    Hey whoever wrote this article, stop making women feel bad! Women are not made up of breasts! They are much more than that! And if you would be more involved in Anthropology than breasts, you would know that breasts are not a symbol of successive childbirth – hips are! Also, the larger the breasts, the less sensitive they are, unless you are a guy who just wants to use a feeling-less body…
    Women with naturally larger breasts tend to have smaller butts and if you are a breast guy don’t think everybody are!

  36. Ianz says:

    Hello, I am male. And some parts of this make me want to laugh, like the willy wonka part. It’s not just large breasts, smaller breasts make up for size in quality. I think I respect that more than big ones. But either doesn’t matter. Don’t f**k with us too much- we don’t deserve torture.

  37. Ianz says:

    Going on what Johanna has said, women aren’t all just boobs. Just part of the great package, just like one’s eye color. To most guys (mostly good guys) IT WON’T MATTER.

  38. Jess says:

    I am a size D and I have stretch marks on them at the age of 18. What about that? I think that my books are ugly….

  39. Robert says:

    I love women be they brown, black, white, or a mix.. Big breasts, tiny breasts, soft breasts, firm breasts, large dark areolas, small light pink aerolas, big nipples, small nipples, it doesn’t matter. What matters is the women underneath the breasts, and even more importantly, what goes on inside the head on top of the body supporting the breasts. In todays world, you can get a surgeon to make the breasts bigger, or smaller or about anything else you want. But what goes on in the head of very smart, educated, daring, and creative woman is what matters to me. Bless ’em all, but a special blessing for the smart ones.

  40. Marley says:

    The only reason men find some women ugly is because they expect women to look like Victoria’s Secret models or look like the people from only way is Essex (no offence to them) and I know not all men are like that but most of them expect us to look fake and tarty. Hence the big hair, loads of make-up and fake eyebrows. I apologise to those who don’t find this attractive at all but I’m talking honestly here. It’s become the norm to be short skinny and flat chested. So what if you have big boobs or small ones. In a way it is men’s fault for thinking we are ugly because they believe someone who has beauty should look like a size zero celebrity. D.Lewis I understand what you are saying but calling a girl ugly will cause her to feel insecure about herself and start to believe no one wants her. I’m ‘sorry’ we don’t all look like Victoria secret models or porn stars but that can’t be helped so please try to say something like your not my type coz its true if you think their ugly then their not your type simple as that just don’t call them ugly no person deserves to have low self esteem. P.s I am sorry if anyone took offence to this I don’t mean to be offensive I’m just speaking my mind

  41. Marley says:

    Jess it’s normal I have size f boobs and I’m fifteen its just where your skin grows and you can get rid of stretch marks by using bio oil twice.a day for three months and they will disappear it worked for me

  42. shelby says:

    for one thing this is just a perverted version of “why men like breasts” you make no attempt to connect a biological property, cognitive, or otherwise psychological component on why men are actually attracted to female breasts or even how this can play a role in the process of reproduction….would have thought that would have been the obvious route to go…but w/e i guess the main purpose here is that guys like boobs because they’r softer smh -_-

  43. dave says:

    i like smaller breasts but not that flatted type,so far it presentable and well packaged it is ok.

  44. Urusigh says:

    Why men like breasts?

    Because they feel absolutely amazing in our hands? Because we love the sounds a woman makes when we play with them skillfully? Because pretty much every time we see them we think of those first two reasons? Or maybe… just maybe… we recognize that most women treat showing them to us or allowing us to touch them as a privilege, a reward, and ultimately an expression that she likes and trusts us. Who doesn’t want to feel liked, trusted, and rewarded? …which is kind of the point. It’s a litmus test of sorts.

    Assuming any sexual chemistry at all (and no reason preventing a sexual relationship), for a girl to refuse to let her boyfriend (or boyfriend applicant) see or (later) touch her breasts tells him that she is either punishing him, isn’t attracted to him, or doesn’t trust him. So it’s kind of a big deal for us. Men are physical. Your words can lie, your tone of voice and posture can lie, but your choice to trust us with your body or not? That’s a proof we can easily believe. Really, it’s often the only proof we will truly believe (no matter how hard we try to accept mere words).

    Ladies, you might note that absolutely none of that has anything to do with your size. Slight preferences abound, but they are generally based on untested assumptions (few men get the chance to do comparative pleasure testing with a variety of breast sizes in anything even vaguely resembling a variable-controlled study) or simple association with women he knows of that size (which may be positive or negative). Unless he has a specific fetish for bedroom acts requiring a minimum size, the “preference” regarding larger breasts is really just a social status thing. Naturally large breast sizes are rare, so there is more competition for those women. Assuming that you prefer a man’s attraction to you not be based on your utility as arm-candy or evidence of his domination over other males, smaller breasts are actually a useful filter to avoid such men. Regardless, so long as you don’t look prepubescent (men are very concerned about being accused of a predilection to pedophilia), the vast majority of men will very much enjoy any opportunity to see and/or touch your breasts, be they A’s or F’s.

  45. Nikki says:

    My god! What the hell ever happened to personality and just who the person is as a person? A girl’s breast size shouldn’t matter at all; whether they’re big, small, perky etc. If a guy is just with you because of the size of your breasts, then he’s an ass. Ladies, you should be happy with what you have because it’s a part of you, not because some guy approves or disapproves.

  46. Tim says:

    Personally I find girls with small breasts pretty much sexier than the ones with big boobs, oh man they’re so HOT !!!

  47. celena says:

    I just love my boobs 🙂

  48. joy says:

    hi there! i have big ones honestly its hard to look for dresses that suites me…if given the chance to choose its nice juzz to be average….

  49. In Response says:

    I actually happen to be a Female;Girls like men with a fit body right? It honestly doesn’t go that deep (How will he will be in bed).We would be thinking this:
    1)Dang He is SEXY
    2)How old is he?
    3) Is he noticing me?
    4) Try getting him to notice you

    To be So honest,that is true.I once saw two boys staring at me for the longest time;I had on a ‘fitted Tee’ and I saw their I wasnt on my eyes but was on my 00 (Boobs).Mine arent even that big,I’m still in JR High;Im just so curious why they lust after Boobs. The same way why we lust after a sexy body,Face,and Pretty eyes.

    Hope I helped.

  50. Destiny says:

    Well I’m a girl and I think that boobs to guys are like an extra bonus. Guys really like their favorite boob type with attractive presentation but personality is the big part. Some girls really like guys that are toned but they go out with chubby guys that have great personalities. However if there’s a toned guy that has a great personality then they’d be even more attractive. These are just my thoughts on everything. And everyone this article is about why guys like breasts this doesn’t strike me as slandering girls with small or large boobs. He’s covering boons in general. You don’t scream at your science teacher for not going into something specific so why scream here?

  51. sexygirl11 says:

    Breasts are amazing. Guys love the cause during sex they are important and they are soft fleshy creatures. Sex is my thing. Believe me i know. I love all kinds of body parts. Mmmm m uum

  52. Natasha says:

    Girls calm down! A guy isn’t going to not like you because you have smaller breasts. They are still there. Even a little glimpse of small breasts can get a guy excited. They are just happy with boobies. Give a guy boobies and he will be a very man.

  53. Mary says:

    I’m 34 & after 2 children my breasts do not look ‘Hollywood’. I intend to find
    A man who loves me for ME!! In a bra, I’m sure I look fine & when I’m naked I take care
    on who sees my body, why does it matter?

  54. Myante Sinkonde says:

    Almost all men are taller than their partiners or ladies in the street…It is just obvious that after looking at a womans face,,inches down you will find breast saying hello,,definately you just have to respond by looking at them…..Another thing is that almost all the parts which are covered on the womans body are worthy longing for and wished to be seen naked..

  55. sdf says:

    Soft breasts. This is why guys like to put there penis between a girls breasts. The softness of the breasts feels amazing on your penis

  56. Nate says:

    Female with small breasts need not to worry. There are female with breast that are too small and there are those with breast that are considered to large. The key isn’t to enlarge your breast or to wear something revealing that may give off an unwanted response or attention but to use it in such a way that makes it appealing. I for one, female with smaller breasts, not that I don’t like big breasts it’s just that smaller breast has a certain elegance to it. And while I’d love to soak my face into large breast and suck on it like fruit from an enchanted garden that is pretty much all I’d want to do and in most cases big breast can define a women in the eyes of a man. Big breast are perceived to be more attractive than the average or smaller pair of breast and may have greater advantage in clothing options that allows you to show them off or fill up your tops and dresses doesn’t mean that they are better. In fact in my view they are equal. Keep one thing in mind, men are visual species and regardless how big or small your breast may be they will never turn down an opportunity to gain a glance at the magnificent parts of a women. The most important part of breast above all size and shape is the nipples. So if you have small pair of breast use the elegance of its futures to your advantage. Wear bras that allows your breast to fill them out and push them together. Also wearing a shirt with our a bra could be seen as attractive provided that your nibbles are hard and pointy. Floral dresses and flowing dresses that doesn’t bush your breast together but rather reveals the line between your tits can be very attractive. During sex be on top as this allows for your breast to be in your partners face and creates the illusion that it’s bigger. Breast are attractive regardless how big or small they and men would want to see them regardless. Yes men may be attracted to women with larger breasts, but use other assets such as ass, legs and your facial futures to attract attention as the beauty in a female lays in every detail of her mind and body and therefore are endless.

  57. Bigandhappy says:

    I am an 18 year old woman and i love this article. I definitely have to disagree with all the women who think this is discriminatory. I am a DDD and I love my boobs. It has nothing to do with the size it is about how you carry yourself. if you find this article discriminatory in anyway you must have some sort of insecurity. This man is stating an opinion and never says he is stating facts. He expresses his opinion and has every right to do so. Ever heard of freedom of speech? He likes large breasts get over it! You aren’t dating him so get off his case and waste your time elsewhere if this offends you. Don’t like it? Then don’t read it.

  58. ashley says:

    i am asian with small body and also small breast size. i think men really attract to big boods because i can see from my own husband. i got B and i checked out my husband like to see and keep all women with big boods. meant that he likes big boods than small. this happen whenever i am not around and sometime before we hav sex. i think i use those pic imagination to hav sex with me. why he must see those pic to get him arouse?

  59. mzum says:

    Yeah, I get that men are presented here as weak and unable to control their animal impulses…but has anyone considered the fact that in different cultures womens breasts are not considered as sexual playthings? Our culture created a tabu surrounding womens breasts. That is it. In societies where breasts are simply body parts, or even revered as actually having a purpose (crazy, maybe, but aren’t breasts used for something important like feeding babies?) It is quite different.
    In western ‘civilizations’ breasts are viewed as entertainment.
    Yes, I do think there is something wrong with this picture.
    I’m not a prude, I love sex, and I have lovely breasts that nourished my child, and comfort/stimulate my husband.
    I do object to my breasts being objectified, thus objectifying me.
    This article simply excuses extremely rude behavior and promotes the sexual objectification that women (some of us, anyway) havebeen striving so hard, and for so long, to overcome.
    If women focused on mens wallets first, ignoring, or simply not noticing his grace, his loyalty, his intelligence, etc…would that not be just as much of an insult?
    The women that do this are referred to as goldiggers, or worse.
    However, men that are all about breasts are considered just as normal, everyday, good-ol-boys.
    That’s messed up, folks.
    Does anyone else get that?

  60. liz says:

    Zip- I don’t care about a guys height at all(Ok that’s a lie, I don’t want him to be like 3ft taller or shorter but if I love him I’ll still be with him)! And the superficial part doesn’t apply to all women so don’t make it sound that way. I would be lying if I said I wish I had more ‘perfect’ boobs but a lot of guys (surprisingly) like me!

  61. Giovanni says:

    This is an interesting article, although I am depressed over some of the women’s mentality in this comment section.
    Breasts are a magical things to a guy, we don’t need to understand the evolutionary explanation of why they are like fire to a moth, or how they serve reproductive purposes. They’re just there, and they’re wonderful! That being said, I saw a few ladies mention “What about small breasts” and ladies, I will tell you that a true man does not care about their size! It does not matter if they are small or voluptuous, each and every breast is special. Small, medium, large; white, tanned, brown or black. They are all different and unique in their own right, and we guys just like to discover how each one are different. And I have to agree with R.L. Vitt, the secret is not their size, but how it is displayed. If you’re worried over your small breasts, try wearing a type of clothing that shows their small curves. That makes men want to bury their eyes into the tiny space in between of the skin and shirt. (actually please don’t, its torturous :P). But in honest, please proud of what you have, and stay natural. I one for one cannot stand implants, it is demoralizing to see a women’s beautiful natural breasts become toys for perverted eyes. Learn to love yourself, and you will see others will love you in turn for it 🙂 Keep a chin up and keep calm. You are beautiful.

  62. Holly says:

    I agree that our society has made breasts more into an object to be ogled. In other societies the breasts of women have nothing to do with sex and are meant for feeding children. They aren’t to be seen as sex toys! So seriously guys stop making excuses for staring. I don’t believe that you can’t help it.

  63. Traveler says:

    Four years have gone and the opinions of this topic still continues!! As saying from a male perspective breasts size does matter for initial attraction but never ends up with healthy romantic relationship if unconditional love, care and commitment lacked. However, male liking for female breasts are natural and should be treated by therefore. As we are programmed in that way by our creator 😉

  64. Yoshi says:

    hi im 14 and I’m not really sure if everyone talks about my boobs at school but I know a lot of girls have thought I stuffed my bra (which I never have) anyway quite a few of the girls are tiny little twigs and I’m a lot more busty then most of my class. I’m not exactly huge I only wear like c almost a d. More than anything when this one guy stairs at my boobs it makes me uncomfortable cause our “feelings” aren’t mutual. help?

  65. Adrian says:

    To Katy, don’t stress it! As a guy, I can tell you I don’t like them bigger. I’m not much of a breast guy actually, like a girls legs more. As long as they have a nice normal shape, that’s very sexy.

  66. Adrian says:

    Now girls know how it feels when they complain about their guy’s penis size. Just like you can’t do anything about your breast size naturally, so too we can’t do anything really about that. Why can’t people look past all this stuff? The best kind of love is unconditional, nothing feels as good.

  67. Bob says:

    Boobs are great!

  68. Ashlee says:

    Honestly I have small boobs only a 34 B and the fact that I just have confidence totally turns men on!
    Ya they like big boobs but if there is 2 cute girls standing next to each other one has big boob and a crappy personality and isn’t confident compared to the one who is dressed like she knows she’s sexy, stays confident and carries herself like she can rock your world in bed.. They’re going to choose the girl who knows what the hell she’s doing and is confident and knows she doesn’t need big boobs to be sexy as hell! Be confident and they’ll want you either way! When you feel insecure about your boobs, hike up those pants and get there attention with a sexy walk! It does the trick every time! Plus we won’t get back problems or saggy boobs! Yay us!

  69. Boobette says:

    If boobs in and of themselves are such a turn on, then how do guys feel about man boobs? If they’re attractive breasts, does it matter if they’re on a man or woman? I keep hearing men love all breasts, but obviously there’s more to it than just a boob. If men really just like breasts because they feel nice, wouldn’t guys with man boobs spend all day groping themselves?

  70. Mia and Angel says:

    Mia: ALRIGHT! First thing is first! I shed a tear for all the stupidity and insecurity all you females seem to obtain! Guys like BOOBS! Period. Smalls one, big ones, medium sized one. It doesn’t matter! Have big boobs? Then you’re lucky :p Little ones? Shut up and don’t wear a bra. No that doesn’t qualify you as the average SKANK but damn if you’re crying and complaining about your boobs not getting noticed then shut up and take the advice men give you because obviously they know what they like. DUH!

    Angel: Now… Like my friend Mia said. Bitches that happen to have a pair of small ass titties? Don’t. Wear. A. BRA. That shit will attract just as much as a pair of big ones. Instead of preaching about how it’s degrading for men to talk about big ass “titties” Love the ones you have. Cry? That’s bullshit and it does nothing but make you look insecure. Insecurity does nothing but make you look less attractive. That’s not the shit you want. So? Get on the job.

    P.S: I wear 34C and I still wear no bra sometimes xD Not necessarily outside or anything. But I just wanted to use myself as and example of confidence that you females seem to lack. Oh and I have a boyfriend so I know this shit. We actually talk about boobs often. ~Mia

  71. superkill says:

    l love tits thats the firat thing that i imagine when i masturbate and i really love seeing those nipples i dont care if small or big. Tiny or huge idc i just love holding poking and suckung it like a baby

  72. Kasey says:

    I won’t lie, some men do focus on size above all else. But for most presentation and shape matter a lot.
    Also to both sides I’ll point out that neural density in women’s breasts varies by a LOT less than size. The result is that smaller ones are far more sensitive to touch than larger ones and you get much stronger reactions (including bad ones if screw it up) from smaller ones.
    Also other things than breasts matter, I’m more into how a woman fills her pants than her shirt myself.

  73. Lily says:

    Jackasses who keep making the asinine comparison to breast size to penis size: Get. Friggin’. REAL. It is not the same. You can judge us by our breast size as soon as we walk in the room. We can’t see how small your penis is until you whip it out. Don’t everybody to know your penis is small? Don’t walk around naked from the waist down and lie and tell everyone you’re ten inches. Problem solved. There’s nothing women can do about our natural breasts.

  74. Bryan says:

    This feature makes it sound like men might only be attracted to women because of their breasts or the size of them. It’s this type of nonsense that makes women feel insecure. The truth is: We love EVERYTHING about you. The way you smile, your eyes, your hair, your legs, your curves, your personality, etc. Every single thing that makes you who you are. A man falls inlove with a woman, not her breasts!

  75. priambada says:

    Just for curiosity’s sake I went through the article but the later comments hat followed were interesting
    There’s nothing to feel embarrassed for having small or large breasts, it’s how every individual is made and born. It depends on every individual’s preferences what he or she like. Thinking of transplanting is funny as for commoners like us ,it’s best to stay happy with what we are.our body structure has nothing to do with being loved and admired…
    Cheers to all

  76. tim says:

    Well i am going to say iam not massively into the breast thing at all byran is right i fell in love with my partner Hannah for her personality which is loveable dopey but at the same time shes indiependent and clever in her own way , and i know cuddling and calling her beautiful etc is more important and fiddling with her bits and pieces.

  77. brandy says:

    I think guys love all boobs equally! Go into any strip club and find a guy that is saying shit like her boobs to small. Most guys i see love all the boobs there! Personally i have big boobs but i love smaller boobs! They are more perky and funner to play with! I agree that confidence is a big factor in attractiveness. Why should others like u if u domt like yourself?

  78. Natalie says:

    Yoshi, sweetheart how old did you say you were? 14, and only in high school and worrying about her body like this. I guarantee you sweetie the body you have right now is not what you’ll ultimately end up with in your twenties. For that matter your thirties and so on and so on. This makes me so mad. This is what the media and Hollywood has done to our children. They have robbed them of their childhood. All for the mighty dollar. It’s one thing for adults to be subjected to this kind of manipulation but for children to be involved, it’s heartbreaking. Do you have a big sister or a friend you can talk to?

  79. Banditlab7 says:

    I’m all for every woman’s titties. the smaller ones, can be just as perky, and twirling the nipples with my tongue is always a treat. It’s really nice when they get to standing up like soldiers. The larger ones are fun for fondling and titty fucking, among other pleasures.

  80. Natalie says:

    What a bunch of sexist people you are!

  81. Robyn Cluer says:

    I understand that boys shouldn’t care about the size of a girls boobs and shouldn’t have an idea that all girls look like women from Victoria Secret but unfortunately most boys do. If there were two girls with exactly the same personality and face the boy would go for the thinner women with the best breasts. So unfortunately us girls have to deal with the size of our boobs.

  82. Robert the Wallace says:

    First, I want to innumerate on how much I thoroughly I enjoyed this site. . .and I verily assertain that I enormously Love Breasts; Monster–sized { such as those incredibly Ethereal and Exquisite Oriental Babes measuring DD’s–L, M, N, O cups or bigger }.
    But more emphatically, I am way more massively turned–on by a GOD given natural B or C cupped Babe, than an Enhanced DD–L, M, N or bigger!
    As to men continually bragging about their so–called HUGE size. . .I must admit, not all men are that way; personally, any woman that I was ever to be with, would need a Microscope to find my package. I truly feel Extremely slighted and way less than the Multitudes of Mega–hung Porn Stars { as well as non–Porn guys }, however I have good qualities, so I ignore my shortcommings. Anyway, Breasts are Beautiful–small or HUGE and women can always display them attractively and are always Appreciated

  83. IAMGOD says:

    Yes this is God

    i’m here to say

    your all a fucking bunch of pathetic losers

    you’re all too scared to tell the truth in case you “offend” anyone

    so here’s the fucking truth & if you don’t like it well you can go fuck yourself

    guys like big tits because they’re feminine

    no guy wants to feel like they’re having sex with a 12 year old boy unless he’s a pedo

    they also serve a purpose during sex they can be grabbed squeezed sucked & fucked

    big tits will give a guy a raging boner & he will then think something along the lines of he would love nothing more than to see them do things with them like what i mentioned above & obviously have sex with you

    also whether they’re real or sillicone it doesn’t matter as long as they’re big Like busty model or pornstar size

  84. lyne praise says:

    Now I feel bad fr having big boobs but I’m thankfull to celebs like nicki minaj bcoz I was teased fr hving big boobs since hving a flat chest seems to be awesome some of these comments are really sad

  85. Bobby Paluga says:

    I have to dispel the crazy idea that men somehow pressure women into getting implants, because larger breasts, even artificial breasts are more exciting than those that come naturally. Women get implants for THEIR OWN satisfaction, or to feel better about their position among the group of women they spend time with. The exception might be in the case of a woman who feels her breast are too odd looking or she has a “breast birth defect” needing repair or men will reject her. Regardless it’s her idea, and the pressure coming from her peer group is the basis for her feeling that she is “damaged” Study after study has verified the point that women get implants for themselves not to please a guy who has pressured her. I was with a woman who was a flight attendant over the 20 years we were together. She was trying to sell me on implants by asking quite often: “Would I look better/sexier, if I was larger?” (she was a beautiful 34B BTW) “I’m the only girl in my class (Flight attendant training) that.hasn’t gotten implants, please be honest you would like it if I was bigger, I know you would”. My response was always the same: “There is no way you could be anymore beautiful or exciting to me thatn you are right now, you make me crazy as it is. If you want implants it’s your business, but don’t ever think you are doing it for me”. While we had a terrific love life and seemed to be very passionate and loving to each other, she had a series of one nighters with people she met on her flights, the clincher was when she developed a roaring case of gential herbes. I still tried to remain in denial refusing to think she has been so promiscuous, and no, I had never touched another woman since we first met so don’t toss out double standard justifications. When other flight attendants would call me to tell me how she collected business cards from guys, flirted openly with men 15+ years younger, the relationship had to end. Since she has begun to dress very provocatively and she has had two sets of implants, the latest qualifying as real Stripper Boobs. To me it’s pretty gross, they look like giant grapefruit halves, glued to her chest, very hard and un-natural. She dropped by several times wearing very tight spandex tiger print pants, a loose neck sweater that clearly exposed her lacy half bra. That’s likely the wrong term for a bra that is just a half cup, with most of the nipple and the upper half of the breast exposed. It did nothing for me, and I have very little resistance to being seduced. A few tears were shed after she left, no more beautiful, perky 34B’s, no more Saks and Nordstom, designer outfits that gave her such class. As an aside-we met in a our little girls pediatrician’s office to speak with the doctor about a problem, the shooting looks I got from the mothers in the waiting room, as my ex (wearing the same exposed outfit) would have killed me had they been daggers. Several mothers grabbed their kids and left rather than answering questions their kids were asking about the lady (my ex). As with several comments already made, I got the looks because some mothers assumed I, Mr Brooks Brothers, had created this woman’s looks, 38D big fake breasts, the clothes meant for a woman half her age and all. I haven’t gotten into another relationship since, It’s embarrassing to admit I love this woman and care so much for her still, but I don’t wish to get back with her at all.

  86. anonymous says:

    I kind of agree with one of the comments that if the man does not like the woman he really won’t want to touch her breasts – regardless of their size. As a cute young lady and a beautiful older woman, seems like nobody wants to touch my breasts because of the package they come attached to – me! Brains, wit, self respect, nice boobs – bit that woman – she a handful! (No pun intended). I find most of the guys I meet prefer the dumb bimbo type, no matter the size or shape of any part of their body. Except of course the brain, which should be on the small size. I mean no offense to any woman, that’s just my observation. The guy will not usually go for the high self esteem girl or high IQ girl, or the one with lots of feelings.Too much trouble!
    What do you think guys? Really.

  87. girl says:

    I’m a woman and love boobs too! They are so awesome and fun. I like that most men like them too.

  88. Bcncns says:


  89. Critic121 says:

    Hey! If we guys could off that bloody switch in our heads, we would! We hate NOT having control of our natural selves or feelings that arouses, driving us to that type of fascination towards normal or good looking women, especially towards their famine bodies. We don’t need such distractions in our life, before and especially after marriage.
    So to you women out there who are not intellectual enough to understand this, shut up! Your chauvinistic criticisms does not help.

  90. Rahul says:

    I got to be honest, I find breast irresistible, it seems so soft, I don’t like unusually large breast. I don’t like doesn’t mean I don’t like, It means I would less prefer the out of proportion large breast.

    Breast were meaningless till I was teenage, I used to think of sex a lot but breast never caught my imagination as it does now. And the reason why I love breast brought me to this post. I am as clueless as you are, But if it would have been in my control I would have turned off the switch right way.

  91. Pickee says:

    Man boobs are gross. And not all women’s boobs are attractive either. Most guys find boobs on fat girls to be gross. Most men aren’t into Dolly Parton size either. Boobs for me (and many other guys) are only attractive on women that are otherwise already attractive, ie cute face and thin. You can’t put lipstick on a pig.

  92. Pickee says:

    Breasts are not just made for babies. Other primates only get boobs when nursing. Human breasts are out there all the time, ie to attract men as well as to feed babies.

  93. handsomerandyblackladdiebrad62 says:

    Since I was a small boy,I’ve LOVED boobs,and as a cover boy handsome,62-year-old black Canadian lad,the romance between me and spuds continues.Something about a lady with a 34C-42DD chest which turns this 5’9″,193-lb. muscleman into a slobbering mess,ESPECIALLY if she’s a buxom blonde between 22 and 40.How ’bout it,gals?

  94. MamaBoipeloZAR says:

    I don’t feel comfortable when men stare at my boobs. It makes me feel naked. I wish to have a surgery and reduce them because I can’t always wear what I like. They are heavy and I get back aches.

  95. Ash says:

    Tits are great to slide a cock in between. Tits are great for when you’re thirsty and you can suck the milk out of them. Tits are great for when you need pillows to sleep on. Tits are great for when you’re stressed and you need a squeeze toy in your hands.

  96. Anonymouse says:

    All the women here outraged at this post for being perverted or unrealistic or demeaning or whatever, you are receiving this with the presupposition than all men are pigs.
    Men clearly have a biological, instinctive attraction (studies have shown a deep, distracting, decision messer-uper attraction and effect by looking at women’s breasts).
    In the EXACT same way that most women would prefer large, thick or at least just thick penises, men *prefer*,

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