Looking for gross would you rather questions? It can’t be more disturbing than these questions that’ll make anyone gag!
There’s nothing funnier than making friends decide between two nasty situations, and these ideas for the most disturbing and gross Would You Rather questions will be a hit.
Truth be told, Would You Rather is an easy favorite to keep a conversation fun. It’s easy, and you get a bunch of people around in one room and make them decide between two seemingly impossible *and gross* decisions.
It makes for an extremely entertaining time. You can also add in some alternatives, like these sexy and dirty would you rather questions, for extra naughty fun and laughs. [Read: 125 funny icebreaker questions to Start talking & make anyone like you]
How to Play Would You Rather
If some of you out there don’t know what this game is, we’ll explain the directions to you quickly. It’s a simple game that only has at least two people, but it is most fun with a bunch of friends.
You play by making up two related scenarios and making someone decide which one they would rather do/have happen.
It’s that simple! The only rule is that the person HAS to decide between the two and can never “skip” a certain question they deem too impossible or gross to decide. [Read: 80 really funny “would you rather” questions to ask your SO]
The Best Disturbing and Gross Would You Rather Questions You Can Ever Ask
The best part of this game is coming up with the most disgusting and gruesome questions to make your friends turn up their noses at the mere thought of actually having to go through with either of the situations you propose.
Here are some of the most disturbing and gross would you rather questions that’ll make anyone want to squirm at the mere thought!
1. Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once and make it stop? [Read: 15 really gross sex acts you probably didn’t know existed]
2. Would you rather smell like poop all the time and not be able to smell it yourself or have your significant other smell like poop and have to smell it all the time?
3. Would you rather drink a gallon of mayonnaise or a gallon of ketchup?
4. Would you rather lick a homeless man’s toe or chew a piece of gum you found sticking to the underside of a table?
5. Would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper or vinegar as eye drops?
6. Would you rather have your farts be super loud and smell like nothing or be silent and smell HORRIBLE?
7. Would you rather pull your own thumbnail off with a fork or put a toothpick under your big toe and kick a wall?
8. Would you rather puke up slimy slugs or have bricks come out every time you pooped?
9. Would you rather eat a cockroach you found in your house or eat a worm that just crawled out of the ground outside?
10. Would you rather take a bite out of a live fish you just caught or take a bite of a live—but non venomous—snake? [Read: 75 fun questions to ask a new friend and feel like BFFs in no time]
11. Would you rather cry out tiny rocks instead of tears or sweat pickle juice?
12. Would you rather poop your pants every time someone said your name or have maggots come out of your nose every time you sneezed?
13. Would you rather eat only insects for the rest of your life and live as you are now or eat normally and have constant diarrhea?
14. Would you rather have diarrhea during your wedding ceremony or have it during your wedding night?
15. Would you rather poop out of your mouth or have someone else poop in your mouth?
16. Would you rather lick someone else’s eye crust or drink your own urine? [Read: 80 really funny would you rather questions to ask your SO]
17. Would you rather eat an entire bag of dead, rotting flies or have live flies come out every time you sneezed for the next 10 years?
18. Would you rather peel off all the scabs a hobo has or suck on socks that are full of feet sweat?
19. Would you rather have a cold sore that never ever goes away or poop your pants once a week for the rest of your life?
20. Would you rather drink up vomit from a dark alley ground or puke in your mouth every time someone said your name?
We’re only halfway through this list of disturbing and gross would you rather questions! And we hope you or your friend have been able to pick one answer every single time. It just gets better now!
21. Would you rather be inside a porta-potty when it falls over or smell like dog poop during a super important interview?
22. Would you rather suck on a used tampon for a minute or make out with a public toilet seat for a minute?
23. Would you rather fart uncontrollably during a first date or eat your date’s earwax? [Read: 20 fun questions to ask on a first date for the best conversation]
24. Would you rather drink a cup of your mom’s period blood or a cup of your dad’s semen?
25. Would you rather go down on your grandpa or have your grandma go down on you?
26. Would you rather eat your own scabs uncontrollably or pee yourself a little every time you stood up?
27. Would you rather vomit uncontrollably for an hour every time you hear music or sneeze green slime every time you talk?
28. Would you rather eat a whole raw chicken or drink a coffee cup full of liquefied slugs?
29. Would you rather have sandpaper hands and be forced to pleasure yourself once a week forever or have no genitals at all? [Read: 87 fun This or That questions about life, food and sex]
30. Would you rather have an elephant stick its trunk up your butt or poop out a string of nails?
31. Would you rather cut your own eyelids off with scissors or pull each of your teeth out with a wrench?
32. Would you rather eat a small piece of an animal’s poop or pop a zit on someone’s butt cheek with your mouth?
33. Would you rather drink a gallon of someone else’s armpit sweat or drink a gallon of your own toe sweat?
34. Would you rather drink a cup of spit from someone who was chewing tobacco or make out with someone who has all their teeth rotten? [Read: Fun, flirty games for your naughty house party]
35. Would you rather have every hair on your body plucked off one by one or have all your toenails ripped off?
36. Would you rather swim in a pool of your own bodily pus or run through a field of rotting corpses?
37. Would you rather wear someone else’s poop stained underwear or use someone else’s toothbrush?
38. Would you rather chew on a mouthful of your own toenails or a mouthful of someone else’s hair?
39. Would you rather bite off someone else’s ear or bite off your own pinky toe?
40. Would you rather bite off someone else’s armpit hairs and swallow them or lick the floors in public showers? [Read: 30 would you rather questions that’ll leave you thinking]
41. Would you rather pop a stranger’s giant pus-filled pimple or have them pop one of yours with their mouth?
42. Would you rather eat a booger from a stranger’s nose or chew on their toenails?
43. Would you rather drink a smoothie made of worms or eat a casserole made of spiders?
44. Would you rather smell like rotten eggs every time you burp or have a fart sound play every time you laugh?
45. Would you rather pick food out of a stranger’s teeth with your tongue or clean earwax out of their ears with your tongue?
46. Would you rather have to wear underwear made out of raw meat or socks soaked in pee for a week? [Read: How to smell good: 25 secrets to attract anyone with your delicious scent]
47. Would you rather bathe in a tub filled with snot or a tub filled with raw sewage?
48. Would you rather have bad breath that smells like poop forever or permanently smell like rotten fish?
49. Would you rather lick someone’s unwashed armpit or lick a stranger’s unwashed belly button?
50. Would you rather clean up a clogged toilet with your bare hands or unclog a drain full of someone else’s hair with your teeth?
51. Would you rather eat a whole stick of deodorant or drink an entire bottle of hand sanitizer?
52. Would you rather have your earwax dribble out like sweat or your saliva turn into slime? [Read: Smelly body parts that can ruin great sex!]
53. Would you rather have your fingernails grow at 5 inches per day or your toenails grow at the same rate?
54. Would you rather wake up every day covered in someone else’s vomit or someone else’s blood?
55. Would you rather chew on a stranger’s toenails or eat a small piece of animal poop?
56. Would you rather sneeze maggots or have worms crawl out of your ears when you yawn?
57. Would you rather eat a raw slug or lick the inside of a garbage truck?
58. Would you rather drink a gallon of spoiled milk or eat a gallon of moldy yogurt?
59. Would you rather walk barefoot through a public bathroom covered in poop or lie down in a dumpster filled with maggots? [Read: Pooping at your boyfriend’s house: 25 girl’s guide to sneaky bathroom moves!]
60. Would you rather never shower again or only be able to bathe in dirty dishwater?
61. Would you rather eat a scab you find on the sidewalk or chew gum you found stuck to a park bench?
62. Would you rather throw up every time you see a baby or poop yourself every time you see a dog?
63. Would you rather drink a milkshake of blended bugs or eat a live tarantula?
64. Would you rather let someone spit in your mouth or pee on your foot? [Read: Spit or swallow: What should you do with your man’s happy ending?]
65. Would you rather eat a stranger’s booger off their finger or let them spit in your food?
66. Would you rather have a tooth replaced with a toenail or have fingernails that ooze pus every time they grow?
67. Would you rather clean a port-a-potty with your bare hands or eat food off the floor of a public restroom?
68. Would you rather have a permanent dripping nose that you can’t wipe or ears that constantly leak earwax?
69. Would you rather eat raw intestines or drink bile straight from a stomach?
70. Would you rather eat a plate of scabs or drink a glass of sweat?
71. Would you rather accidentally swallow a fly or have a bug crawl into your ear and live there for a week?
72. Would you rather have permanent skid marks in your underwear or constantly sweat through all your clothes? [Read: Flop sweat: 33 stress-sweat triggers & actions to stop nervous sweating ASAP]
73. Would you rather kiss a toilet seat or suck on a used Band-Aid?
74. Would you rather never brush your teeth again or never wipe your butt after pooping?
75. Would you rather have a burp that smells like rotting meat or a fart that smells like burnt hair?
76. Would you rather drink a gallon of raw egg whites or eat a dozen raw onions?
77. Would you rather sleep in a bed filled with spiders or a bed filled with cockroaches?
78. Would you rather floss with someone else’s hair or brush your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush?
79. Would you rather have permanent dandruff that snows everywhere or uncontrollable snot dripping from your nose?
80. Would you rather clean a public toilet with your tongue or drink mop water from a fast food restaurant?
81. Would you rather eat food with someone else’s toenail clippings in it or hair from a clogged drain?
82. Would you rather have someone lick your face after eating garlic or burp directly into your nose?
83. Would you rather eat raw chicken or a burger that’s been sitting out for a week?
84. Would you rather live in a house infested with rats or a house infested with cockroaches?
85. Would you rather eat a raw steak soaked in sweat or fried chicken fried in earwax?
86. Would you rather sniff an unwashed sock or lick a used public bathroom sink? [Read: What are pheromones? The scent of sex & the role they play in love]
87. Would you rather let a stranger pop your pimples or cut your toenails?
88. Would you rather throw up every time you eat your favorite food or never eat it again?
89. Would you rather have your breath smell like rotten eggs or your armpits smell like spoiled milk?
90. Would you rather drink a glass of someone’s urine or eat a handful of hair from a barber shop floor?
91. Would you rather have permanent athlete’s foot or a constant yeast infection?
92. Would you rather have a tongue that constantly leaks drool or fingers that always smell like poop?
93. Would you rather eat the contents of a clogged drain or drink water from a sewage pipe?
94. Would you rather share a toothbrush with a stranger or share a towel someone used to clean up vomit?
95. Would you rather eat a live fish whole or bite into a raw cow heart?
96. Would you rather have pus-filled boils all over your face or a constant fungus growing on your hands?
97. Would you rather drink from a stranger’s half-full soda can or eat food they already chewed and spat out? [Read: How to start a conversation with a stranger & say the right things]
98. Would you rather sit on a public toilet covered in poop or use a dirty piece of toilet paper to wipe?
99. Would you rather live without toilet paper or live without soap?
100. Would you rather have worms visibly crawling under your skin or have a permanent oozing rash?
Try These Gross Would You Rather Questions
Try these gross and disturbing would you rather questions the next time you’re with your friends or a special someone? It’ll be the funniest and grossest hour you can imagine!
Just think, if these gross and disturbing Would You Rather questions made you squirm just by reading them, imagine how your friends will feel when they have to decide between them!