When you’re trying to get a girl’s number or you’re on a date with a girl, you want to make her laugh. When you make someone laugh, you feel good about yourself. In turn, they feel good about you. So we’ve put together the art of making a girl laugh and all the funny things to say to a girl and win her over with your charm.
Not only that, laughing shows a sign of connection, and that’s ultimately what you want to do with her—connect. Relationships start in these tiny moments of connection.
[Read: How to be funny – 28 tips to make everyone love your sense of humor]
So, what is it about having a great sense of humor that makes girls fall for funny guys? Well, funny guys have a certain charm about them, and it really attracts most girls.
So, if you’re not naturally humorous, we are going to help you become that way. But first, let’s look at why you should try to be funnier in order to get girls to go out with you. [Read: 71 funny questions to get to know someone better instantly]
Many times, the funny guy is also the life of the party. If people are in an uncomfortable or awkward situation, he can make everyone feel better with a well-timed joke.
When a girl dates someone like this, she never has to worry whether or not he is going to get along with other people – even if he just met them.
A funny guy knows how to make people laugh and will get most people going pretty easily.
If a girl is dating a funny guy, she knows she will never, ever be bored. He usually has spontaneity and he can deliver joke after joke with a straight face.
His energy is almost contagious, and it’s exciting for girls to be with someone like that. He will keep her on her toes because she’ll always be wondering what he’s going to come up with next to make her laugh. [Read: How to make someone laugh over text – 18 secrets all fun texters know]
Think about it. When you go to a comedy club to see a standup comedian, they usually talk about everyday things and put a hilarious spin on them.
They do this because they’re good at observing the world around them. In order to come up with jokes, they watch people and things all the time.
That’s why they always find something to make fun of. How is he going to make fun of your ridiculously clean and neat apartment if he’s never seen it? They are always looking for something to make a joke out of. [Read: 25 ways to be really witty and charm any girl who’s hanging out with you]
When a girl is with a funny guy, it makes her feel more comfortable to be herself around him. Goofy guys just automatically make them feel that way.
He teaches girls how to laugh at the world – and herself too. By always pointing out the absurdities in life, he doesn’t care if he looks like a fool, and he makes a girl feel the same way.
Believe it or not, it’s not easy to be funny. It takes a lot of effort and creativity. If it was that easy, then everyone would be funny, right?
But the kind of guy who can keep everyone laughing hysterically is rare. He just has the talent for creativity and to be quick on his feet and deliver lines that most people wouldn’t even be able to come up with. [Read: 20 funny compliments you can use to flatter and make them laugh]
If a girl is anxious about having her friends and family like her boyfriend, well, having a funny guy is a safe bet. When a guy is humorous and goofy, he can always impress everyone and put them at ease.
He doesn’t mind if he’s the center of attention and is the one everyone is focused on. Everyone will love being around him.
Many times, a funny guy will make fun of himself and loves being the butt of people’s jokes too. Even if he is self-deprecating, he is doing this to get a laugh.
Not everyone can make fun of themselves, and it takes someone with good self-esteem to do it. He is usually pretty secure with himself.
When a girl is with a funny guy, she can’t be sad or depressed. Humor is a great, positive energy and people love to be around that. Seriously, who doesn’t love to smile and laugh?
The world is not a happy place sometimes, and people have a lot of stress in life. So, if a guy can be funny and make girls’ lives better even if it’s for a short time, he will be very popular with the ladies. [Read: Dry sense of humor – what it is and 20 signs you’re too dry and funny]
But, before you start with the toilet jokes, ease up a bit. If you don’t know the girl, you won’t want to start with toilet or sexual humor, she may not appreciate it.
It may come off a tad creepy, so beware of your audience. So, here are some of the funny things you can say to girls.
If you don’t know where to start when it comes to saying funny things to a girl or even being a funny guy, here are the basics you need to understand. Start small, and with some effort and comic timing, you’d be able to convince any girl you’re a fun guy to be with, within minutes!
One-liners are great–and a classic. They can be used in almost any situation. Sure, you can tell an actual joke, but honestly, it’s probably not as funny as you think it is. One-liners are in-the-moment jokes requiring wit and speed. [Read: 20 funny questions to ask a girl and leave her ROFL]
In addition, use a one-liner in any situation. Whether you’re on a date or just getting to know her. Prepare some one-liners to use whenever the perfect moment arises. You know, just in case you freeze up.
Try these lines out on your friends and see which ones come out the most natural when you say them. The worst thing that could happen is she doesn’t laugh. In that case, just keep moving forward in the conversation and act naturally. [Read: 30 foolproof pickup lines and 10 you should never ever use]
“Excuse me, can I have the time? I’d check my watch, but I can’t take my eyes off you.”
“How on earth do you do that?” (Girl – What?) “Look so damn good!”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
“You’re so stunning I just forgot my pick-up line.”
Can you fix my cell phone? (Girl – What’s wrong with it?) For some reason, your number isn’t in it.
I’ll make you a deal (Girl – What?) I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, you can return it.
My next drink is on you! (Girl – Why?) I saw you and dropped mine.
While holding out your hand, say, “Would you be kind enough to hold this while I go for a walk?”
“Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more of this vodka?”
Say it in a casual tone, “Lady, you better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the bar on fire.”
“I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?”
Make sure you memorize a couple of these lines so you have them in your back pocket—ready to go. We recommend not using these one-liners if you see a cute girl at a market or while visiting her grandma in the nursing home. [Read: 70 hilarious cheesy pickup lines to get any girl laughing]
Also, if you’re really drunk, entirely avoid using one-liners, it’ll just make you look like a slob. These one-liners can be corny, but really funny when used confidently. However, make sure they’re used in the appropriate environment.
What is sarcasm? Well, touches of sarcasm are using words in a humorous way to mock someone or something. Frequently, it says the opposite of what the true intended meaning is. For example, if you call someone “fat,” it’s because you really think they are skinny.
Sarcasm is most noticeable when someone speaks because it’s mainly detectable by the inflection of the person’s voice or with an undercurrent of irony. It also has extreme disproportion of the comment to the situation. So, it’s also quite context-dependent.
If you’re naturally sarcastic, you’ll have no issue using coming up with funny things to say to a girl. In fact, this is probably your best tactic. However, not everyone can use sarcasm and successfully pull it off. So use this carefully. [Read: 12 types of humor and how it affects relationships]
You need the matching facial expressions and tone of voice to make the girl really laugh out loud. Some people find sarcasm negative, depending on how it is used. However, some girls can find it to be highly attractive.
Sure, you’re a little bitter and sharp sounding, but that’s what makes it funny. Here are some sarcastic one-liners to really get the conversation going.
“I hate when I’m about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.”
“If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my exes. It’s never been used.”
“Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.”
“I want to die peacefully in sleep. Like my grandfather… not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
“My job is secure. No one else wants it.”
“People who write “u” instead of “you.” What do you do with all the time you save?”
“If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.”
Use any of these sarcastic one-liners during your conversation with her. You shouldn’t use these lines as openers though.
However, if you want to make her laugh during the conversation, these lines definitely do the trick. [Read: Dry sense of humor – What it is and 20 signs you’re too dry and funny]
If you don’t think you’re capable of pulling off a one-liner or sarcasm, then maybe your talent lies in mimicry. Mimicry is imitating someone or something *just in case you weren’t sure*. Basically, you act like an impersonator.
Everyone loves Charlie Chaplin or Jim Carrey—these guys both mimic others. One’s more of a physical actor, which, works sometimes, but you can’t be doing that everywhere. You have to make sure you have your impersonations down to an art form.
Nothing is worse than a guy who does a half-ass impersonation. It’s not funny, it’s more cringe-worthy. Don’t make her cringe, make her laugh.
Record yourself and practice your impersonations in your room before bringing them out in public. Perhaps try them out in front of your parents, you know, as an extra precaution.
Now that you know why girls like funny guys and how to actually become more funny, you should be all set when you try to attract a lady.
Keep in mind that you still need to be yourself. You can’t turn into a hot-shot standup comic overnight. For some people, it just comes naturally. But for others, it takes some work.
So, remember to have a balance between your own personality and your new “funny guy” persona. Because at the end of the day, you want a girl to fall in love with the real you. But that doesn’t mean that injecting more humor into your life can’t help tremendously.
[Read: How to make a girl laugh, smile, and like you instantly]
If you’re relaxed, you’ll have no problem delivering a joke to make her stomach hurt from laughing. You know some one-liners, now you just have to go out and use them.
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