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How to Stare at a Girl’s Cleavage

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What are the Do’s and Don’ts of staring at a girl’s breasts or at her cleavage? Here’s your complete guide to staring at a woman’s breasts without ever getting caught. Learn how you can stare down a gorgeous girl’s blouse without making her uncomfortable or pissing her off.

Click here to read the introduction: Is it Bad to Peek into a Girl’s Cleavage?

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Unfortunately for us men, staring at women’s shirts is as involuntary as a knee jerk. We do want to look at women and see their assets, but it’s all about doing it well, and in such a way that she doesn’t get offended or uncomfortable.

You’re not her guy, so what makes you think she’ll be happy to flash her breasts at you without feeling uncomfortable, unless you picked her off the red street.

Checking out some girl’s cleavage or her breasts is not bad, especially if you think it’s attractive. It’s all about the way you go about staring at it that makes all the difference.

THE SIX RULES OF STARING AT A CLEAVAGE

There are a few do’s and don’ts that you should follow to pull off the perfect heist of staring at a girl’s cleavage and walking out of it happily clean!

Rule #1 STARE WHEN SHE’S NOT LOOKING

I know it’s hard to resist staring at a woman’s breasts while you’re talking to her. You wait for a moment to catch a glimpse and you can’t hear anything other than, “look down… look down… look down…” It can be really distracting, especially if she’s revealing a bit of her cleavage.

But you have to hold on. If you really have to look down at a girl’s cleavage, do it when she’s looking away for some reason. That’s the best thing to do, because you get a little sneak peek and she gets to talk to you without feeling uncomfortable. You may think you got away with staring in the middle of a conversation, but remember, a woman is extremely conscious of her body, and trust me, if you look down, she’ll know!

Rule #2 REMEMBER YOUR AGE WHEN YOU STARE

First of all, before we go ahead, I want you to know that I respect women, a lot! I can’t stand a guy who tries messing with a girl, especially when she feels threatened. A few weeks ago, I was standing in line to buy a couple of tickets for a movie. There was this old guy who must have been in his 60′s who was grinning and staring blatantly at the breasts of two girls standing in front of me who were probably still in school!

The girls started to freak out because of his dirty stares, and the whole staring bit was just pathetic. Involuntarily, I yelled out to him, and asked him what his age was. He tried retaliating, but by then, most of the others who were feeling just as uncomfortable joined in, and he eventually had to walk out without his tickets, but with a lot of embarrassment.

If you’re trying to figure what I’m trying to say here, all I’m trying to get into your head is, if you’re over 30 and haven’t figured out how to stare at a woman’s cleavage discreetly, give it up. And if your idea of sex is something that would land you in jail, then see a therapist. We’re trying to have a good time staring at a woman’s tee shirt, but not at their expense!

Rule #3 WEAR SUNGLASSES WHILE STARING

Wear sunglasses, especially the darker ones. What they don’t know won’t hurt them. If you want to have a good time trying to stare at a girl’s breasts, then use your shades. It’s a win-win situation.

Rule #4 DON’T EVER OVERDO IT

Son of a guns who stare at a woman while feeling themselves up or staring like they want the woman right there can be really threatening and gross, especially on a lonely street. If there is no reciprocation from the woman, stop trying to focus hard below the neck. Look at her for a millisecond, and move on. There’s no need to behave like a psycho pervert.

Rule #5 HOW LONG SHOULD YOU STARE?

Now this is a delicate subject. To you, an hour of staring at a girl’s breasts may seem like a few minutes or even seconds, but it feels terrible for a girl who doesn’t think you’re fanciable or attractive. And how much would her breasts change in an hour anyways. Just a small glance, and nothing more than that. Remember, if you’re having fun at her expense, you’re a pervert and a sadist who should be buried alive!

Rule #6 DON’T DIE A VIRGIN

Have you ever had a friend who goes crazy when he walks into a club, and just can’t take his eyes off any girl out there? He just wants to stare, fantasize, and ogle at all their assets until his tongue drools and drops off the side of his mouth. To him it’s fun. To the women, he’s going to die a virgin! Don’t be that guy.

Follow these simple tips when you stare at a girl’s breasts or her cleavage, and you can make this world a better place.

Click here to continue reading: The Art of Staring at a Woman’s Cleavage like a Gentleman


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  • ABC
    November 6, 2011 | Permalink |

    I LOVE BREASTS and M LUCKY THAT I MANAGED TO SUCK MY GF’s BOOBS ….wooohooooooo

  • DD's
    January 2, 2012 | Permalink |

    Rule 3 no, haha nice try but its not a good idea its a girl thing its like we can feal your eyes it may help but dont JUST use that we may not say but we do know.

    And another thing if your in a relationship with a girl she probly doesen’t care I like when my man looks at my boobs it flatters me. Haha

  • RideBlackCowboyStudBrett1953
    January 19, 2012 | Permalink |

    Large-breasted ladies realize that we boys believe that it’s what in a girl’s bra which attracts us to her,and a LOT of them enjoy we dudes’ gazes at their gobbos!!!!

  • Alphaq^nasty
    June 18, 2012 | Permalink |

    Thanks for the advice,will try

  • Alpha
    August 14, 2012 | Permalink |

    I found myself in a situation where I slipped over a can trying to catch the bus into this 80 year olds’s breasts. Worst sexual experience ever.

  • Middle Aged Guy
    September 26, 2012 | Permalink |

    As for Tip #2, it sounds to me like blatant age discrimination. Where does this guy get off suggesting that it is okay for younger guys to leer at girls in public? He comes right out and says that its okay for guys under 30 to stare at a woman’s breasts and/or cleavage indiscreetly. But, not for older guys. I don’t think age has anything to do with it. If a guy is being a creep, it has nothing to do with his age, but has everything to do with being creepy. So, how do you feel about a guy who goes to the trouble of writing an article about how to leer at girls breasts without getting caught? I think THAT is creepy. Not only is this writer creepy, but he has age discrimination problems.

  • Whatever
    December 11, 2012 | Permalink |

    Middle Aged Guy, he said if by the age of thirty you don’t know how to stare RIGHT and DISCREETLY then don’t do it. He didn’t say don’t do it at all. So if you are over thirty and know how to do it right, then by all means, go ahead LOL!

  • Garyy
    December 20, 2012 | Permalink |

    I don’t understand why people get so mad over this, we are animals, animals have sex, Its he only reason your alive, if sex didnt you happen, no one would be here, breast develop after a girl has gone through puberty, which means she ready to mate with a male partner, if i guy stares at your breast, feel great, because he wants to have sex with you because you are GROWN and MATURE and you will be able to pass on your genes, and have kids, if you dont have kids, you’ll cease to exist after death and your genes gone forever, simple.

  • Lisa
    September 24, 2013 | Permalink |

    What about SMALL boobs??? Good freakin’ LORD is it really TOO much to ask to pay SMALL boobs attention too?? How would you men like it if we only paid attention to men with obvious bulges in their pants?? I would imagine not too good!!! Grow up already and realize: SMALL BOOBS ARE WORTH A DAMN LOOK!

  • Bambi
    September 29, 2013 | Permalink |

    Yes I’m in a creepy situation now.. I found out my neighbor is a peeper Tom. I’m verybuncomfortablnow. Ever since it was confirmed he was staring at the window which faces the street always at the same place as me now I think he was stalking me he’s married but I know he was vying for my attention which I never reciprocated and ignored him any suggestions?

  • Sexy boy
    January 3, 2014 | Permalink |

    I prefer starring at big boobs because they look so Fukin sexy!it is even better when she lets me grab them,kiss them and take off her bra while we are making out!
    P.S
    I once did this in the hallway at school and got two week detention me and her!
    It was worth it though

  • Rain
    March 8, 2014 | Permalink |

    Haha, I’m a girl. Thanks for sharing this article even though it pissed me a bit, I find it interesting.

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