Why Do Guys Like Feeling Breasts? The Reasons Why Guys Love Boobs

Why Do Guys Like Feeling Breasts? The Reasons Why Guys Love Boobs

Why do guys like boobs? Why do guys like feeling breasts? What do they think and want to do with it? We have the dirty thoughts inside his head!

You can move the breasts out of a guy’s face, but you can’t make the guy take his eyes off it. Ever heard that? No? Well, it’s true. So why do guys like boobs so much? Why do guys like feeling breasts? What do guys like doing with breasts? What’s so fascinating about boobs? What makes boobs so sexy?

Ah, questions, questions and more questions! As a woman, you’re probably saying, ‘it’s just another part of my body’ *though inside, you know it’s such a sexy part of you, admit it!* We’ll get to all the answers, and by the end of this article, you’ll have all the answers the next time a guy sheepishly tries to take a peek at your puppies when he’s not making eye contact with you. Onward then!

Why men love boobs so much!

Little boys get giddy with ecstatic happiness when they jump on a soft cushiony bed. It’s such a happy feeling, isn’t it? It’s blissful and so oooh-exciting. And grown up boys, well, we feel a million times happier when we see a great pair of breasts.

But why do guys like breasts so much? Let me count the ways.

[Read: 20 things about a girl that sexually excites a guy]

If there is ever a guy who says he doesn’t like breasts, well, he’s either not interested in women, or a repressed, lying pervert who does dirty things to himself when he’s alone at home, sitting in the dark in front of his computer screen.

I’ll tell you why men like breasts so much, and why they love feeling breasts like they’re clutching to the last hopes of their survival. Breasts to a man are what cotton candy is to a boy. And breasts to a man are what a million inexhaustible credit cards are to a woman *f*ck, I’m stereotyping*.

Kids love Charlie’s Chocolate Factory, and I’m effing waiting for a man version of Charlie and the Booby Factory. Can you imagine that? Of course, you don’t want to. Unless you’re into boobs too! [Read: How to get your boobs noticed without looking trashy]

Why guys like breasts – Let me count the ways!

Most women wonder why men like breasts and think this obsession is ridiculous and perverse. But just like most women are suckers for sweet talk, flowers, chocolates or ridiculous cravings in the middle of the night *I’m TRYING hard not to stereotype here, but seriously do you have to be so sensitive?!*, men are suckers for a great pair of boobs.

If I could use a boobies wallpaper on my iPad, I wouldn’t be testing its features, I’d be testing it for drool resistance. And yeah, I’d stop using my pillow. No, of course, I don’t do that! Who told you that?

Now I’m not going to tell you the psychological or the evolutionary reasons behind why guys like breasts. It’s too clean and rather indecent to blame evolution for my interest in perfect breasts. And I’m sure all you pretty ladies reading this want to know why men like a woman’s breasts and what he thinks about when he sees a great pair.

But if you want to know the evolutionary and scientific reason behind why men like breasts, just get to the bottom of the article, and we have an in-depth scientific explanation behind why men like boobs, and the different studies behind them too. We’re thorough that way! [Read: 15 awesome reasons why small breasts are more beautiful than them bigger ones]

It’s out of view

Moving on now, why do men like breasts? Well, simply because it’s out of our view. Men love googling up celebrity boobies all the time. We see a sexy actress on Netflix that we think is attractive, we google “actress_name boobs / sex scene / nude” or something along those lines. Somehow, it’s just gratifying to see boobies of women we find attractive! And it’s so easy to do that these days. A guy likes a girl he sees on a screen? He thinks, ‘hey, you know what would be nice? Googling her nude pics!’

But men can’t see the boobs of any woman they want, be it a friend or a girl they walk past *unless you have an onlyfans account, please tell me you do!*. And that makes it so much more alluring and enticing.

One of the first things that distinguish a man from a woman is the breasts, and other than the wider hips, it’s really the only distinguishing feature that’s completely obvious to recognize a woman. *Okay, most women don’t have facial hair, and there are other distinguishable features, but for f*ck’s sake, humor my imagination here!* [Read: Why men love women and their oh-so-hot bodies]

And let’s not forget how close to eye contact level breasts really are. You just need to look a few degrees lower than a girl’s eyes, and whoa! Ta da… tatas!

To make it harder for the guy, breasts are almost always covered. And that means men are not supposed to see it. And that makes men want to see it all the more. And in a well fitting tee shirt, it’s worth stopping, staring and fantasizing about them. [Read: 26 pros and cons of dating a well-endowed woman]

Mysterious mind games

When a man looks at a woman’s breasts, he notices the shape it creates on the tee shirt. And it almost always looks good. How good? That depends on a lot of other things we’ll get to in a bit.

A good pair of breasts stimulates a man’s mind and makes him visualize how good the breasts must actually look like. It’s mysterious, and men are born explorers. And this makes the mind play games on him and gets him into a mini game of twenty questions.

How do those boobs really look? Can I see her nipples through the shirt? Is that a push up bra? Man, how many inches is that cleavage? How does she look naked? Could she be great in bed? And it ends with an answer. Ding ding! Gosh, she would be so good in bed!

Covered breasts create mystery, mystery creates a game of twenty questions, and the man gets the answer in the end. She’s hot! [Read: 25 things guys find sexy and hot about a girl they see]

Breasts and the curves

Other than on the streets, why do men like breasts? Men like breasts a lot because it looks so good on a woman. A good pair of breasts can just transform a woman’s curves from a hmm-second-glance to an ohh-god-ohhh-god, unga-unga-bunga grunting boner that can stiffen a guy’s pants and make him get just a bit dizzy in the head.

Guys don’t have breasts, and that makes boobies more fascinating to us. All we have instead are two, saggy-as-f*ck wrinkly ballsacks that even we don’t wanna touch! We’re flat on the chest and even if we bench press every day, all we’d get is a firm board that feels nothing like a woman’s fluffy, cushiony, floating-in-the-clouds breasts.

And the curious awe makes guys love it even more. Has your man ever just touched your breasts and told you how soft and nice it feels? Now you know just how jealous he really is! [Read: How to sleep with him in a sexy way that arouses him more]

Why do guys like feeling breasts so much?

Women are a lot softer and nicer to touch than men. I don’t know why, but no matter how often a guy shaves, or waxes his chest, he’s never going to feel as soft as a girl’s breasts could feel. There are some men who stroke themselves instead of a woman’s breasts, but as I said earlier, they’re probably perverts.

A guy could spend all day stroking a great pair of breasts with his hands. And each time his fingers pass by a little pointy speed bump in the middle, he’d love running his hands all the more, all over again.

So why do guys like feeling breasts? Simply put, to a man, breasts are really the softest things in the world. They’re like marshmallows, just a lot, lot… lot better! How can any guy resist them?! [Read: 13 legitimate ways to make your boobs look bigger and perkier]

When do guys like breasts the most?

Guys like breasts all the time, whether the girl’s sleeping or walking, or partying or talking. A man just can’t help but look south when he thinks he can sneak a peek. But if you’re looking for the perfect setting to make your boobs look so darn irresistible, then here’s every guy’s top boob looks!

Tight tee shirts: Men love tight tee shirts more than anything else in the world. Almost all girls wear well fitting tee shirts, and that’s pretty much the definition of a tight tee shirt. Wear a thin tight tee and a guy’ll have a hard time taking his eyes off your rack.

Cleavages: There’s something so awe inspiring about a perfect cleavage. A great cleavage may be a few inches deep, but to a guy, it could seem so mesmerizingly awesome and attention grabbing that he could stare at it forever. And hence the phrase, never ending cleavage!

Sideboob: Moths are drawn to a flame. Men are drawn to a sideboob. Every single guy finds this completely irresistible. He may be a respectable guy who knows how to stare at a girl’s cleavage without making her feel uncomfortable, but not when the girl’s flashing a sideboob. Every guy just has to look. It’s like gravity, a man can’t help it. [Read: Tips on turning a guy on]

Now these are just three circumstances when a man finds a woman’s breasts completely irresistible. But there are other times too when a man thinks a woman’s breasts are awesome. Like when she has a nipple slip, if she’s public flashing, or when she’s just doing her own thing, or walking on the street, or sitting down in a café, or hanging out with her friends.

*Oh my god, I just realized we’re such perverts! But then again, these are the thoughts in our head, and you can’t hate a man for thinking it, as long as he’s not doing it!*

But nevertheless, yeah, that’s right, guys like breasts no matter what a girl is doing anyways. So it really doesn’t matter if you’re dressing sexy or lounging in an old pullover. Men will still stare at breasts. [For men: How to stare at breasts like a gentlemen]

Confused? Well, so are we!

So why do guys like boobs? For all the reasons above and a million other reasons that are as unique as the man himself. But if there’s one thing we men do know for certain, it’s the fact that men like breasts and they can’t really do anything about it!

What do guys want to do with your boobs?

Ah, again, let me count the ways, because there are a million things I can think of right off the top of my head! But to make it easier for you to imagine the naughty things guys want to do with your breasts, here’s a sneak peek into the perverse, imaginative mind of the human male species!

#1 Stare at them. We love staring at boobs! It’s the truth, we may be civilized enough to look away if you catch us staring. But if we see it on our social media feeds, you can be assured we’ll be pinching in on the screen and zooming to our heart’s content!

#2 Speak to them. They’re every guy’s best friend from their woman’s body! We wanna say ‘hi’ now and then, talk to those puppies, say hello to those jugs, and have a deep and meaningful conversation where we lose ourselves in them.

#3 Rest our heads on them. Pillows! Only they’re way better than any other comfy pillow in the world! And they feel warm, cozy, soft, sexy, and so much more. Why wouldn’t you?!

#4 Kiss them. We wanna kiss them good morning, good afternoon and good night! Show a guy a pair of boobs, and he’ll be just as enthusiastic as a hungry baby looking for milk! [Read: The 8 types of nipples – You haven’t seen them all]

#5 Fondle them. Two beautiful mounds on one awesome body! How can we not feel like bringing them together and running our hands all over them?

#6 Jiggle them. They look soo good when they jiggle! Seriously, how can women resist themselves?! If I had boobs, all I’d wanna do is jump up and down on a trampoline all day! [Read: The biggest ups and downs of having jiggling boobs]

#7 Eat food on them. How can you not? Everything tastes better on boobs!! And the best part, there’s dessert waiting for us after we’d done with the food!

#8 Knead them like dough. Boobs are magical! And why do men like feeling boobs? Because they’re like every grown man’s play dough! It’s so much fun, we could knead them all day! Well, as long as it doesn’t hurt you, we are not barbarians, you know!

#9 Motorboat them. Nothing’s more fun and entertaining than sinking our faces into boobs, and motorboating a nice pair of jugs. The sound it makes, it’s like nothing else!

#10 Cum on them. Well, yeah, awkward! But every guy wants to do this at least once! There’s something so sexually exciting and maybe a wee bit perverse about cumming on a girl’s boobs after a sexual act! Of course, you’re welcome to sit on our face to barter for the shameful act. [Read: What does cum taste like? Honest answers straight from women’s mouths]

#11 Run our fingers around them. Especially your nipples! There’s something so enticing about running our hands on a perfect pair of boobs, and reaching the proud peaks with our fingertips!

#12 Show them off. Okay, I don’t mean a public flashing episode here. But when you’re dating a girl with great boobs, every other guy in the world would know it, even if no gentleman says anything about it. All we have to do is show your *fully-clothed* picture to another guy, and watch his jaws drop just a little bit. We know that look when another guy thinks your girl is hot and has a great rack. And we enjoy that! I’m alpha, bitches!

The end of the good stuff

So now that you know why guys like feeling breasts, and why men love boobs so much, it’s time to head to the boring scientific explanations behind our obsession. Dang, science just has to come up with an explanation for everything and ruin it!

Why Men Like Boobs: An In-Depth Scientific Explanation

By Danielle Anne

why men like boobs

It’s hard to link the words boobs and science, but we’re going to do our best. Here’s our attempt to answer the question, “Why do men like boobs?” using science.

Men and breasts. Men and boobs. I’m surprised that men weren’t made with breasts, since they like them so much, but here we are, asking the question, “Why do men like boobs?” We’re well into the 21st century and the data is still the same. Men like breasts, in general. That’s always been the norm.

But people are asking why. Why are guys so fixated on women’s chests? They look good, we know, but what else? Is there really a deeper connection to the brain and the eyes and their perception of women’s breasts? Or is the answer simply a resounding, “Duh”?

Why do men focus more on breasts than any other part of the body?

Obviously, a woman’s breasts are out there for everyone to see–whether they’re peeking over a low-cut top, or lending a slight curve to a baggy sweater. They’re a superficial and physical marker that people automatically see as a basis for one’s gender—never mind that there are probably more than a few men with breasts out there. [Not quite familiar with the feel of a breast? Read: How to touch a woman’s breasts on a date]

Still, there are other parts of the body that have grown so popular that they’ve ended up having their own industries on Facebook and Instagram. Butts, legs, necks, hands—all of them are just as appreciated as breasts, but the data still stands. Boobs win over these other body parts every time.

Breast is best

To prove the theory that men put more focus on breasts than any other part of the body, researchers conducted a study at the University of Willington in New Zealand in 2009. They showed the male subjects six pictures of the same woman. The only difference in each picture was the size of her breasts, waist, and hips.

The researchers found that 47% of their subjects focused on the woman’s chest instead of her face. A third of those looked at the woman’s waist and hips, while less than 20% looked at her face. The study’s conclusion proved that most men are, indeed, more interested in a woman’s boobs, no matter what size they are. [Check out: Fun and fascinating facts about breasts]

The scientists think that this may be due to aesthetics, as opposed to any hormonal activity in the brain. Boobs look good to men, which is why they prefer them over any other body part. But, three years later, another group decided to contest that theory.

Why do men like boobs?

You might be wondering why men are fixated on boobs instead of other parts of the body, or why men see breasts as a sexualized part of a female’s body. Why can’t it be a forearm, or a knee? Both are aesthetically pleasing and easy to grab, but not so titillating that they could cause a boner out of nowhere—although, in some cases, they do.

In 2012, another study was conducted by Larry Young, a psychiatry professor at Emory University. He theorized that men like boobs because it made them bond with the first woman in their lives: their mothers. Let me explain in a less creepy way.

Infants bonded with their mothers while breastfeeding. The system in the brain that made that happen is the same system that makes grown men want to stare at or grab onto a pair of boobs.

It happened while men were babies—between them and their mothers—but now it’s happening to adult men and their female counterparts. Simply put, men like breasts because they help them bond with women.

As strange as it sounds that scientists are using breastfeeding and couple bonding in the same arc, it makes sense once you realize that men tend to act like babies *i.e. sucking, nuzzling, playing, and squeezing* when they have full and unadulterated access to a pair of breasts. [Read: When is it alright to stare at a woman’s breasts?]

Are all men crazy about boobs?

If you look at what the media’s putting out, you might think, “Yes! Everyone is boob crazy!” But the opposite seems to be true, according to a study by Rutgers anthropologist, Fran Mascia-Lees.

Cultural differences may still play a part in male attraction. She cites the example of some African cultures, where women do not cover their breasts. Men in those cultures don’t exactly line up to jump the next topless female who walks by.

It’s possible that seeing uncovered breasts everyday makes them less attractive to men, but it all boils down to context. Most men like breasts up to a point, but it might depend on where they grew up or how they were raised, as well as the people who took care of them. [Want to know more about breasts? Check out: How to tell if your girlfriend’s breasts aren’t real]

So, you might ask, “What about men who didn’t breastfeed? Will it only affect a person living in a place with a culture like Africa? What if a man was living in a place like Saudi Arabia, where you will almost never find a photo or gain access to breasts until you were married? Since everything is covered, will it trigger the same level of curiosity for breasts and other body parts?”

“Now that there are campaigns like “Free the Nipple,” will it affect how men perceive breasts? Or will evolution continue to make men feel ecstatic whenever they see a pair?” These questions will forever be on the minds of scientists and psychologists, but until then, the search for answers will continue. And honestly, doesn’t that sound like a fun job?

In conclusion…

#1 Men like looking at boobs, regardless of their size.

#2 Men are programmed to like boobs, because it lets them bond with women.

#3 Not all men are powerfully attracted to boobs.

You may be wondering: how is this information useful? Honestly, we have no idea. But these are funded research studies and we’re pretty sure there’s money to be made from this information.

[Next, read: How to stare at girls’ cleavage without getting caught]

For now, all we know is that girls should take care of their lady parts, because it seems like they are the perfect tools for world domination. Why do men like boobs? Simply put: as per science, because they’re lovely, comforting, and mysterious.

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