114 Rizz-Worthy Dirty, Flirty & Funny Pick-Up Lines to Use on Guys
Flirty, dirty, or bold, these pick-up lines to use on guys will make him laugh, blush, or want you even more. Rizz lines level: unmatched.
Ever wanted to drop a rizz line so smooth he forgets his own name? Yeah, this is that moment. We’ve rounded up the best dirty, flirty, and downright clever pick-up lines to use on guys, whether you’re DM sliding, bar-hopping, or showing off your rizz on Hinge.
And yes, these aren’t just recycled dad jokes. Backed by psychology (and tested in the wild), these pick-up lines range from charming to filthy to meme-worthy. All designed to break the ice and raise his blood pressure.
What’s “Rizz” Anyway, And Why Does It Drive Guys Wild?
If you’ve spent more than 10 seconds on TikTok, you already know: rizz is short for charisma. But it’s more than just saying the right words, it’s how you say them. It’s the cool, effortless confidence that makes someone instantly hot. And here’s the kicker: when a woman uses rizz on a guy? He melts.
Studies show that confidence is one of the top traits linked to perceived attractiveness, especially when it comes to initiating flirty conversations. So even if your pick-up line is corny, your delivery makes the magic happen. 📚 Source: Swami, V., et al., 2009, The influence of confidence on physical attractiveness judgments
Want to level up your rizz? Keep reading, we’ve got the best lines to get his attention (and probably his number too).
Pick-Up Lines That’ll Make Him Smile, Blush, or Want You Bad
So, what have you got to lose? We challenge all women to step up their game and drop a few pickup lines in a cute guy’s direction. Be confident and say what you want!
If you’re stuck on which ones to use, these dirty pick-up lines to use on guys are a foolproof way to get their attention and make them stick around. [Read: How to talk dirty to a guy and sound really sexy!]
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Dirty Pick-Up Lines To Use On Guys For a Bold Move
These dirty pick-up lines aren’t for the faint of heart, they’re bold, confident, and guaranteed to leave him flustered. Perfect if you’re feeling spicy and want to test just how fast you can get him blushing. Whether you’re teasing him over text or whispering it in his ear, these lines bring the heat.
1. Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.
2. Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
3. Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you. [Read: Hot blowjob secrets to drive him wild with desire]
4. Nice shirt! What’s it made out of, boyfriend material?
5. If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
6. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
7. Those are some nice pants! Mind if I test the zipper?
8. You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
9. You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it. [Read: 18 girl-on-top tips to make sex a lot sexier!]
10. Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.
11. I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.
12. Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.
13. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
14. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
15. *What’s your name* They call me “The Truth,” because quite frankly, people just can’t handle me.
16. If I would’ve known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini.
17. Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight. [Read: Sexiest types of sex you can ever have!]
18. You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
19. You look familiar. Have we had sex before? *No* Well, we should.
20. Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.
21. Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it. [Read: Why men watch porn instead of their woman in bed]
22. *What’s your name?* My name is _______, but you can call me tonight.
23. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
24. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
25. I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.
26. Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
27. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.
28. Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1. [Read: Why the 69 position isn’t all it’s cracked up to be]
29. Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?
30. Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, if you’ll be my 9.
31. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
32. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you. [Read: How to ride a man and look sexy doing it!]
33. Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, and then you’ll nail me.
34. Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.
Flirty Pick-Up Lines to Use on Guys
Looking for something a little cheeky but not totally X-rated? These flirty pick-up lines strike that perfect balance between sass and charm. Great for that early-stage flirtation where you want to keep it playful but still show you’ve got game.
35. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
36. I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
37. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet. [Read: How to make a guy horny while sitting next to him!
38. Are you from Japan? ‘Cause I want to get in Japants.
39. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
40. Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
41. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
42. That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex? [Read: Kinky sex positions for a wild night every day of the week]
43. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
44. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
45. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
46. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
47. Let only latex stand between our love. [Read: Condom types and how they can improve your sex life]
Sure, some of these pick-up lines come off quite strong, especially if you’re new to the pick-up game.
If the full-on dirty pickup lines to use on guys aren’t quite up your alley, here are some toned-down versions that will still help you get his attention.
Cute & Funny Pick-Up Lines to Use on Guys
These pick-up lines are sweet, funny, and perfect when you want to make a guy laugh and lowkey flirt. Think: corny with charisma. These are perfect if you’re more into fun vibes than full-on dirty talk, and honestly, guys love it when you make them smile.
48. Are you an Avenger? Because I think we’re endgame.
49. You know what’s on the menu? Me “n” u. [Read: 15 easy conversation starters you can use with a guy you like]
50. Hey, is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
51. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it. [Read: 17 amazing conversation starters to get something going]
52. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
53. Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
54. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next boyfriend. [Read: How to look cool in front of a guy without breaking a sweat]
55. Ah, my teeth are aching. You’re just too sweet. [Read: 27 conversation tips to stand out on dating apps]
56. I’m sure you’re taken, but I had to introduce myself.
57. Do you like girls who make the first move?
58. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m free tomorrow, how about you?
59. Titanic. Sorry, that was a terrible ice breaker. [Read: Online dating tips for women to boost your dating game]
60. You light up my day.
61. Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
62. You look like you could be the peanut butter to my jelly. [Read: Truly corny signs you’re made for each other]
63. If you were a vegetable, you’d certainly be a cute-cumber.
64. You look cold. Want to make me your blanket?
The Best Rizz Lines to Use on Guys for Texts or Apps
Texting a guy for the first time? Sliding into his DMs? Or just trying to make Tinder less of a dry wasteland? These rizz lines are designed for one thing: instant impact. Whether you’re trying to be bold, funny, or charming in three seconds or less, these are the openers and icebreakers that spark something real, or at least a flirty reply.
Drop one of these and watch the “heyyy 😏” energy shift real fast.
1. Are you a magician? Because whenever you text me, everything else disappears.
2. My phone just told me it’s out of memory. Guess I need to delete every guy who’s not you.
3. You just matched with the hottest girl you’ll talk to today. Don’t waste it.
4. Are we flirting or should I be more obvious?
5. If we were in a Netflix show, this is the part where the sexual tension gets unbearable.
[Read: 80 Flirty Texts, Questions & Naughty Must-Knows to Flirt with a Guy Over Text]
6. So… how long are we pretending we’re not into each other?
7. I usually ghost, but for you, I’d keep the notifications on.
8. Are you always this hot, or is it just my screen overheating?
9. Tell me something that’ll make me fall for you harder than your jawline already did.
10. This convo has 30 seconds to impress me before I go back to my toxic ex.
11. I saw your profile and thought, “Wow, he has potential… to ruin my life.”
12. You’re either a red flag or my future husband. I’m willing to find out.
13. If this is a simulation, I want the version where we end up making out.
14. Honestly? I’d risk a double text for you.
15. You look like my next playlist inspiration and my next mistake.
16. I’d ask for your star sign, but I already know you’re trouble. [Read: 147 Dirty Phrases & Sexy Texts For Him to Turn a Guy On & Leave Him Horny AF]
17. You give “unavailable bad boy with a soft side” and I’m intrigued.
18. Are you flirting back or are you just naturally charming?
19. You’re dangerously close to getting a flirty selfie.
20. Just so you know, I use my good emojis for people I like.
21. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together… and possibly naked.
22. My toxic trait? Thinking we’d be perfect together after exchanging five texts.
23. You text like someone I’d develop a minor obsession over. Congrats.
24. Don’t make me send a voice note. I sound hot, and it’s game over.
25. So what’s your plan here, flirt, ghost, or fall for me accidentally?
[Read: 120 Irresistible Texts That Will Make Him Want You & Crave for You]
Smooth IRL Pick-Up Lines to Try in Person
Online flirting is fun, but nothing beats real-life rizz. Whether you’re catching eyes across the bar or running into your gym crush at the smoothie counter, these in-person pick-up lines are bold enough to make an impression and smooth enough not to scare him off. [Read: 30 Fun, Flirty Ways to Encourage a Guy to Make a Move & Ask You Out]
Use one with a smile, a wink, or a well-timed laugh, delivery is everything. Confidence is hot, remember?
1. Is this seat taken… or are you waiting for me to claim it?
2. You walked in and I forgot what I was doing. That’s rude, but also kind of impressive.
3. I usually let guys come to me… but you’re worth the detour.
4. Are you as good at conversation as you are at standing there looking hot?
5. You look like someone who gets a lot of compliments. Here’s one more.
[Read: Why Don’t Guys Hit On Me? 21 Secrets to Be Way More Approachable]
6. I couldn’t let you leave without at least trying to flirt with you.
7. You smell really good. Is that cologne or confidence?
8. You look like a guy who makes good decisions. So what are we drinking?
9. You seem familiar… Did we match on an app or just in my dreams?
10. Be honest, how many women have flirted with you tonight? I want to be the last.
11. I like your vibe. Can I test it over one drink?
12. I don’t usually do this. But then again, I don’t usually see someone like you.
13. Let’s play a game: I say something flirty, and you either blush or buy me a drink.
14. If I said you were the hottest guy in here, would that be bold… or accurate?
15. Do you flirt with all girls like this, or am I getting special treatment?
16. I’m pretty sure my friends dared me to talk to the hottest guy here. So, hi.
17. You have a very flirtable energy. I felt it from across the room. [Read: How to be the Most Approachable Girl at the Bar]
18. If I don’t flirt with you now, I’ll spend the rest of the night wondering “what if.”
19. You’re giving “charming with a hint of danger”, and I’m curious.
20. On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate my pickup line if I say, “Hi. I like you.”
21. Do you believe in fate… or should I pretend this was accidental?
22. You look like someone who needs a partner in crime tonight.
23. I feel like we’d either really vibe… or ruin each other’s lives. Want to test it?
24. I just needed an excuse to talk to you. So here it is: Hi.
25. You have a really great energy. I had to come say something before you disappeared like a hot ghost.
[Read: How to Flirt with a Guy Subtly Without Really Flirting At All]
When to use pick-up lines for flirting
Pickup lines are best used to break the ice. So, if you see a guy you like and you want to talk to him, a great way to get a conversation going is to use a pick-up line to get his attention from the first second you speak.
The hope is that you choose a good line that will make him laugh or, if your delivery is good enough, find you totally spellbinding from the first second.
Of course, there is also the risk of using a terrible pickup line and completely turning him off from you, so be careful with which one you go with!
Another thing to keep in mind is that after you approach a guy and strike up a conversation with him, you won’t really use a pickup line after that moment.
If you carry on using lines after you’ve spoken to him once or twice, it’s going to look like pickup lines are all you’ve got, and it will make you look disingenuine. [Read: Flirting – What it is, 5 different types, and how to pick a style that works for you]
How do men respond to pick-up lines when women use them?
Honestly? Most guys love it. When a woman takes the initiative, it’s a mix of surprise, flattery, and full-on intrigue. You’re not just breaking the mold, you’re standing out in the best way possible.
In a world where guys are used to doing the chasing, a confident flirt from you feels bold, refreshing, and undeniably sexy. It shows him you know what you want, and that’s a turn-on all by itself.
Whether it’s sweet or dirty, clever or corny, the right pick-up line from the right woman is almost always a win. [Read: 18 Sneaky, Charming Ways to Get a Guy to Ask You Out & Make Him Date You]
It’s Time to Rock That Rizz
You don’t need to wait around for a guy to make the first move, not when you’ve got this much charm in your back pocket. Whether you want to make him laugh, blush, or beg for your number, the right pick-up line isn’t just about the words, it’s about the confidence behind them.
So flirt boldly. Text shamelessly. Whisper something filthy if the moment calls for it. With these dirty, flirty pick-up lines to use on guys, you’re not just breaking the ice, you’re melting it completely.
[Read: 21 secrets to be more sexual and fall. in love with the sexy side of you]
Using dirty and flirty pick-up lines to use on guys isn’t for every woman, but if you can manage to get some of these out, we assure you that you’ll be in for an entertaining night.
