Make Him Yours: 40 Dirty Pick-Up Lines to Use on Men

Men aren’t the only ones who get to have a little fun with dirty pick-up lines at the local bar. Here’s how to make him yours with just a few words.


There seems to be quite a common stereotype out there that men are the only ones who ever use pick-up lines to attract the opposite sex. I’m sure you’ve been in a bar, minding your own business when a man has walked up to you and dropped what has GOT to be the cheesiest line you’ve ever heard in an attempt you get you.
There are tons and tons of funny memes circling the internet addressing terrible pick-up lines that, unfortunately, some guys really do use. But have you ever tried to use one on a man before? While it’s not as common for women to use pick-up lines on men, it does still happen. [Read: The clueless guy’s and girl’s guide to using pick-up lines]
Men love your dirty pick-up lines
Women have a reputation for being very coy when it comes to the dating scene. Most of us sit back and let the men come to us. But what if we took charge instead? What if us women threw a few pick-up lines in their direction?
Let’s all give it a try. I challenge all women to step up their game and drop a few pick-up lines in a cute guy’s direction. If you’re stuck on which ones to use, these 40 dirty pick-up lines are a foolproof way to get their attention and make them stick around. [Read: How to talk dirty to a guy and sound really sexy!]
#1 Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.
#2 Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
#3 Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you. [Read: 9 hot blowjob secrets to drive him wild with desire]
#4 Nice shirt! What’s it made out of, boyfriend material?
#5 If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
#6 Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
#7 Those are some nice pants! Mind if I test the zipper?
#8 You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
#9 You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it. [Read: 18 girl on top tips to make sex a lot sexier!]
#10 Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.
#11 I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.
#12 Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.
#13 Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you. [Read: Sexy strip tease 101: How to strip for your man like a pro]
#14 I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
#15 You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.

#16 *Asks your name* They call me “The Truth,” because quite frankly, people just can’t handle me 😉
#17 If I would’ve known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini.
#18 Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight. [Read: 7 sexiest types of sex you can ever have!]
#19 You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
#20 You look familiar. Have we had sex before? *No* Well, we should.
#21 Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.
#22 Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it. [Read: Why men watch porn instead of their woman in bed]
#23 *What’s your name?* My name is _______, but you can call me tonight.
#24 You know what would look really good on you? *What?* Me.
#25 Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
#26 Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
#27 I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.
#28 Let’s play Titanic! When I say “iceberg,” you go down. [Read: 12 sexy ways to make him go down on you without a push]
#29 Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
#30 You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.
#31 Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1. [Read: Why the 69 position isn’t all it’s cracked up to be]
#32 Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?
#33 Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, if you’ll be my 9.
#34 Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
#35 We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you. [Read: How to ride a man and look sexy doing it!]
#36 Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, and then you’ll nail me.
#37 Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.
#38 Is it hot in here or is it just you?
#39 I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans 😉
#40 Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet. [Read: How to make a guy horny while sitting next to him!]
Using dirty pick-up lines isn’t for every woman, but if you can manage to get some of these out, I can assure you that you’ll be in for an entertaining night.

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Annabel Rodgers
Annabel is a lifestyle writer, cheese enthusiast (Wisconsin native over here) and fantasy adventure author-in-progress who enjoys all things love, dog,...