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Fake Breasts: The Subtle Implant Signs to Tell If Your Girl’s Boobs Aren’t Real

Are you wondering if your girl’s breasts are too good to be true? Here’s how to tell if she has implants or fake breasts, or if they’re all-natural.

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Are they, or aren’t they? What do fake breasts actually feel like? Why did she go through the trouble of getting her breasts augmented? These are all questions you might have if you suspect that your girlfriend’s boobs are, ahem, enhanced.

Just size alone isn’t an indicator of whether or not a woman is sporting a silicone pair. Breasts come in many different shapes and sizes, and so do breasts that have had augmentation surgery. It should be pointed out, however, that fake or not, all boobs are pretty fantastic – from the au naturel sets to the cosmetically enhanced versions.

Allow us to assist you in ascertaining if your girl has indeed had some work done on her blouse bunnies. [Read: The truth behind why men like breasts so damn much!]

What is breast augmentation?

Although this procedure can be complex, we’re here to sum it up for you. Breast augmentation is a cosmetic surgery performed to enhance a client’s breast fullness, shape, and size to her liking.

Typically, this surgery is done to make the breasts larger, or to reconstruct the breasts after an illness or mastectomy (breast removal).

There are two methods used in breast augmentation surgery. Doctors either insert breast implants under the skin to mimic extra breast tissue, or instead use fat transferred from other parts of the body.

How do breast implants work?

Breast implants are medical prostheses that are inserted in the breast to enlarge it.

Breast implants are made of different types of material, typically silicone or saline. Both breast implant types are widely used and have their own pros and cons. The type of implant used is based on the client’s personal preference, and the type of look she wants to achieve.

Saline implants are silicone shells that are filled with saline, or sterile salt water.

Silicone implants are silicone shells that are filled with plastic gel, or silicone.

Depending on the type of implant the client chooses to use, the surgery may be performed differently. However, all breast implants are inserted through incisions around a woman’s chest area.

How can you tell if she’s had surgery on her breasts?

So, how do you find out if your girlfriend has had some work done without performing a squeeze test? Staring is rude, but you may not be able to help yourself when it comes to her mysterious rack. Read the tips below to help you solve the mystery of your girlfriend’s fabulous breasts.

1. The shape test

The biggest indicator of whether your girlfriend is sporting breast implants or not is the way they look.

Although natural breasts come in all shapes and sizes, they often take on a sloped look; real breasts are pear-shaped, with the bulk of the tissue being at the bottom of the breast. *thanks, gravity!*

Breast implants, however, defy the laws of physics and retain their perfectly rounded shape, no matter what position they are in. If she can lay flat and her breasts stay round, they’re most likely fake. [Read: How to touch a girl’s breasts and feel her up for the first time]

2. Their height

Natural breasts usually fall at about armpit height. Some poorly done breast implants, however, will have the breasts starting far too high up on the chest. If you’ve seen real ones in real life, odds are, you’re going to be able to spot the discrepancies in the altered ones.

3. Their position

Similar to their height, if a woman has breasts that are constantly pushed up and next to each other, they are more than likely not natural. Natural breasts usually have a 3 inch space in between each boob.

Natural breasts are not pushed against each other, and they do not have noticeable cleavage without the support of push-up bras, breast tape, or other means. Although some breasts may have more defined cleavage than others, they are not naturally close to each other on a woman’s chest. [Read: Nipple play – 26 ways to focus on a girl’s breasts and make her orgasm]

4. Added perks

It should be noted that natural breasts are prone to eventual sagging, even at a young age. If your girlfriend is sporting an impressive set of boobs that look unnaturally perky – both in and out of a bra – she has probably had implants put in.

Bigger boobs will naturally sag more, so if hers stay up *despite being HUGE*, they may not be real.

5. The horizontal test

Similarly, you’ll want to take note of where her breasts sit when she is lying flat on her back. Natural breasts will fall back to the sides of her chest, towards her armpits.

Similar to “porn” boobs, breast implants will not have a natural “lay” on a woman’s body. Instead of falling to the sides, they’ll stick straight up as though she were still standing. [Read: How to check out her breasts like a gentleman]

6. Movement

Natural breasts are fluid and have lots of movement. If a woman’s breasts seem rather stiff in their movements, they are probably not real. [Read: Fun and fascinating facts about breasts]

7. Scarring

If you’ve had the chance to see your girlfriend naked or in a bikini, you may have noticed a bit of scarring around the bottoms of her breasts, nipples, or in her underarms. These are all common signs of having had a boob job.

8. Noisy boobs

Spooky, right? A little-known fact about breast implants is that they can sometimes make noise. There may be a light, swooshing sound when she moves around, due to the liquid inside the implant. Those with perfectly trained hearing will be able to spot the sounds of a definite implant.

9. Body proportion

If your girlfriend is weighing in 100lbs with triple-Ds, it is most likely that she had a boob job.

Although breast surgery is often performed to make a woman’s breasts proportionate to the rest of her body, not all surgeries are done with this in mind. Many women choose implants that are not proportional to their bodies, resulting in an unrealistic effect.

Women’s bodies are generally proportional. If she has tiny hips and a tiny waist, usually her breasts will be proportionally small as well. While this is not always the case, it sure is a dead giveaway for spotting fake breasts. [Read: Sexy physical aspects of a girl that give men an instant turn-on]

10. A heavenly handful

How do they feel? Aside from the given answer of “Great!”, think about the texture. Natural breasts are soft, squishy, and full of body fat, making them fabulously jiggly to the touch.

Breast implants, on the other hand, will feel firm and relatively immovable. No matter what type of implant a woman gets, saline or silicone, fake breasts will always have a hard feel to them and have less realistic movement than natural ones.

Now that you know they’re fake…

What now? The correct answer is, “Nothing!” A woman getting a boob job is no different from a woman who chooses to bleach her hair or a man choosing to get a hair transplant.

It’s often for the sake of aesthetics, and you can bet she got an instant confidence boost when she had her breasts augmented.

As a gentleman, it’s your responsibility not to mention that you have proof that her breasts have been tampered with. It’s up to her if she wants to open up about it, but if she doesn’t, just be happy about the fact that her breasts have been enhanced.

[Read: How to touch a woman’s breasts the sneaky way]

If you’ve got a feeling that your girl’s breasts contain implants, the clues above may be able to help you determine the truth. But whether your hunch is correct or not, at the end of the day, boobs in any shape, size, or form are still pretty awesome!

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Vinod Srinivas Serai
Vin Serai
Vin Serai is the founder of LovePanky.com, and has delved deep into the working of love and relationships for almost two decades. Having dipped his feet in almo...