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My Asian Happy Ending Massage Experience

My Asian Happy Ending Massage Experience

Asian happy ending massages are all around us, and notoriously popular in the deep underbelly of the salacious world of sensual massages. But what are happy ending massages really?

This is awkward, but well, yeah, I’ve had an Asian happy ending massage a few times now.

So what’s my happy ending massage experience all about? Here we go.

My tryst with happy ending massages

It all started while I was browsing a “family unfriendly” website late at night.

Bored and tired, especially my hands, I started scrolling through pages and deep muffled moans until my eyes stared to droop.

I was bored of watching. [Read: The real reason why men love porn]

I was single back then, lonely, and the regular adultfriendfinder pop ups were pretty annoying.

But something caught my eye at the bottom of one page I was viewing.

I could see a gorgeous Asian girl barely wearing anything, and the words read “Want a massage? Happy endings assured!”

I clicked the banner and one thing led to another, and eventually I found myself writing down the location of a happy ending massage parlor near my place.

What is a happy ending massage?

For the less informed, a happy ending massage is a massage that is performed by a girl on a guy, and the girl finishes off the guy with a full blown handjob or more. Now that is pretty exciting, and definitely a fetish straight out of a fantasy world for most men. [Read: Top 10 sexual fantasies for men and Top 10 female sexual fantasies]

Getting felt up by a girl who’s a stranger, and getting a handjob too? If that isn’t every guy’s fantasy, what is?

My first happy ending massage

The next weekend, I found myself standing in a bustling Asian lane, small and full of shops, and staring at a board that looked new and flashy. Quite unlike the dingy, shabby places you’d expect to see after reading reviews of happy ending massages!

I walked into the parlor and was introduced to a bevy of petite Asians, giggling and whispering. It was really awkward, and it felt sweaty. But I guessed they wanted me to pick a girl. After finishing up all the formalities, the parlor boss lady, who was a rather attractive older woman herself asked me to pay her in advance.

I found that quite surprising, what if I didn’t like the massage. But I didn’t go all the way there to head back home, so I paid her about a hundred dollars, for all the works, as she put it.

Enjoying my illegal massage

I’d heard that a happy ending massage was illegal everywhere other than in Nevada, so I was worried if there was going to be a cop sticking his baton up my rear end anytime soon, but I was reassured by the parlor lady. “No police. This legal. Enjoy. Go. Go.”

Somehow, those monosyllabic series of responses calmed my nerves and I lay down.

It started out as a regular massage, but it was exciting. I wrapped a tiny towel around my waist and closed my eyes as I waited for the good time to come. The masseur I picked was dressed in a sheer white top and a black bra, and was sensually moving her arms all over me, occasionally grazing her soft breasts against my shoulders. [Read: Tips to stare at a girl’s cleavage without getting caught]

It was rather spine tingling, like going to a salon and having your hair cut by a naughty girl. You know, like those times when the hairdresser starts to get naughty and leans on you a lot more than necessary?

Climaxing to a happy ending

About a good half an hour of massaging later, she tugged at my loin cloth and there I was, laying there naked like I knew this girl since forever.

Just flashing her gave me a huge erection! [Read: Sexy public flashing confessions]

She seemed professional, and spoke occasionally, barely audible but sultry.

Her hands found all the right places, and gosh, this girl was talented.

She touched me in places even I didn’t know has sensation, and for crying out loud, I acquainted myself with my privates often!

It felt good, and I could barely last five minutes. Damn, she was good and I was overexcited. She smiled at me.

“You come back again, and I’ll give you a surprise, okay?” she told me.

Of course, I was going to come back. I loved the experience. I tipped her twenty dollars. She looked at the money, and she asked me if I didn’t like the massage!

What? Of course I did. I gave her another twenty.

“Now you showed me you like my massage,” she gleefully added.

Me and the Asian happy ending massages

I had heard that Asian massages were good, but what I experienced was overwhelmingly good. It felt nice, not like what many people say. It wasn’t dirty, dingy, full of ugly women, nothing. It was a good Asian massage!

I was falling in love with the sensation of having a massage, and found myself going to her once a week. The surprises started getting better and I found myself having sex with her every week. I got to know her better, and we even started meeting up beyond our “professional” workspace. She was a nice girl, and very affectionate, touchy feely and friendly. At times, her surprises also included getting another girl in for the massage. Life was good. And no bitter endings here. Life is still good!

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Massage experiences and memories

Now there are a lot of stories about these girls being illegal immigrants and poverty stricken, and my masseur told me that it’s true to a certain extent. But it’s not always the case. Some girls just choose this profession.

About six months after I first met my masseur, she quit the massage parlor and started working as a waitress, and she now works in a bank. We’re still friends, and I occasionally get a surprise from her! It’s not illegal to get a massage from a friend, right? [Read: How to have sex with a friend]

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I’m a law abiding citizen now, and my Asian massage experiences have been fun. I can’t say all experiences are going to be great, nor do I suggest you get one. But a happy ending massage is definitely a great fantasy that’s worth thinking about!

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48 thoughts on “My Asian Happy Ending Massage Experience”

  1. Ellie says:

    Its definitely not legal (paying for sex is not legal) but at the same time its almost impossible to enforce. So as long as you don’t get caught its legal.

  2. jamesjohns says:

    In sin city looking for sinners

  3. happyalltheway says:

    All asian massage parlors do the happy ending. Before getting started just hint at getting a happyending.
    They exist, and if the women are dressed like that then it’s almost a guarantee they’ll do it out at the end.

  4. Daniella says:

    Spa culture around the world is dominated by women and until recently, the female version of happy endings has remained a taboo subject that few women would ever admit to. However, women are finally getting comfortable with the idea that it’s OK to feel erotic in what’s already an really erotic setting. “Her Private Pleasures” in new york is one such place to indulge – candlelight, soft music, warm hands rubbing your body. The bottom line is that while we like massages, we really like orgasms, so why shouldn’t the two sometimes come together?

  5. Dood says:

    This is so awesome.

  6. PK says:

    This was really interesting, and useful to anyone considering getting one. It’s nice to know what something like this usually entails.

  7. GloryToHumanity! says:

    Shame. Shame upon you, and may remorse come to fill your glass and a half! For contributing to the demand of lust, of flesh, which has driven our species awry.
    Religion had safeguarded us against the throes of hedonism, but blunted the needle of science in the infinite drive of progress, thus, we have casted away the apparatus of ignorance, but today, you aid the forces in search of the end of Humanity’s morality.
    Sexual actions and intercourse for the pursuit of pleasure removes the onus of duty – the drive to ameliorate our status as members of Mankind – and it burns away at our souls, leaving us but apathetic husks.

    Lo, for there will come a day, when the world will be bathed in fire and death, and let us hope that day will purify Humanity of its vices and sins, let us hope that we shall strengthen ourselves, let us alter the course of Human history to that of duty – not leisure!

  8. Rob says:

    Great article, just one thing–a “masseur” is a man who gives massages. A woman who gives massages is called a “masseuse.”

  9. John says:

    I’m a guy and over the years have had many ‘happy endings’ following a massage – some have been more memorable than others. It really depends on the skill of the masseuse obviously, but ‘happy endings’ are quite sensual and in my experience my orgasms are much more powerful. My favourite masseuse only adds $20.00 to the massage. I have only had one massage with her where I didn’t have a ‘happy ending’ and it was like leaving out the cream on a cream cake 🙂 The whole experience is quite something. I have read comments such as ‘why would I pay for something that I can do myself?’ My answer to that would be “I guess you could go to a restaurant and push the chef out of the kitchen and cook your own, but why would you want to do that? The difference between using my hand and someone else’s hand is extreme. The other great thing is that it is also very safe sex! Would I recommend them? ABSOLUTELY! Personally it has helped me get over a lot of inhibitions. It is a private agreement between two people, so what is wrong with that? Being naked in front of a stranger is quite exciting too!

  10. Mike says:

    I had my first Asian (Korean) Happy Ending massage last weekend. The girl, Hannah, was 36 and very pretty. She treated me like royalty, washed me dried me, gave me a wonderful firm massage, a total sensual experience and of course the happy ending. An absolutley fantatsic expxrience I should have done long ago.Perpas the best $65/hr plus tip I ever spent!
    They should just legalize this and let everyone enjoy.

  11. Dominick says:

    Any info you can give to new comers for this. I would love to get one of these please respond

  12. Dylan says:

    Ever since I tried nude massage at the Asian parlor with happy ending, I became addicted and am going to have massage at least once a week. I highly recommend it to all the guys. It is the best!

  13. Bill says:

    Great article. Thanks for sharing. One question.. How do you find Asian massage parlors that perform happy endings. I’d hate to offend the front desk or masseuse with the question. And I’d hate to waste my time with just a regular massage for not asking. Are there sites that make finding these gems easier?

  14. Bob says:

    Bill, it’s not a waste of money if the place ends up being legit – Strangely enough, there are a few asian girls that are excellent massage therapists and can sort you out without the HE. Or maybe it’s just that she thinks I’m a cop. But still, it’s not a waste of money.

  15. Jim says:

    In my area, the best place to locate an Asian massage parlor that performs HE’s is on craigslist. It’s usually $60 an hour, and I am usually generous with a $40 tip, which is appreciated (and remembered). I find that if your friendly and respectful, she will be more apt to create more of an erotic experience. I’ve also got a thing for young Asian girls, which doesn’t hurt!

  16. Ken says:

    Try rubmaps.com Any MP on there is the real deal. Or you can try backpage.com

  17. Louche says:

    Interesting. As an independent masseuse who does massages out of my own home, I found it pretty annoying when my favorite client asked me for a hand job at the end of our fourth session together. I had put on my ad that he originally responded to that it’s 100% non-sexual. On top of that, I’m not attracted to men at all, so that just grosses me out, period. If the sensual massage is advertised, that’s one thing, and I’m all for freedom to have consensual sex as you please… but that really made me uncomfortable. It’s not just that he was asking, but the circumstances… I had already said it was non-sexual. And I think I am obviously gay, so I kind of find it insulting when people assume that I’m straight. No, I wasn’t wearing sexy clothing.

  18. Disgusted says:

    You’re all sick.
    I am a licensed massage therapist, and I can honestly say this kind of connection between something that I do as therapeutic and something completely illegal and unethical ruins my business. Knowing these kind of expectations exist make me nervous to work in an office by myself. It make me nervous to touch (men in particular) people I do not know, or come in on a whim to relax or come in for actual therapeutic work. And it makes me skeptical of every parlor I see while walking down the street.

    I hope you all get caught. I hope they all get caught. And I hope they’re forced to find a job that doesn’t ruin the name of a perfectly therapeutic profession.

  19. Mazcarn says:

    Stop hating… There is always a zing to every zang. I’ve gotten a happy ending before, actually many times and I love it. But in the other hand (no pun attended), I’ve gotten a regular massage. So for the most part you are not losing money or getting a bad name.

  20. robo says:

    i have both types of massages at the same shop some by young and sexy some not so young
    like 40 plus both were great

  21. David says:

    What I understand a massage with HE in general a handjob and not a blowjob. The article says that HE is full blown blowjob.

  22. Phred says:

    David. Re-read the article. It clearly says “full blown handjob” . Of course, the proximity of the word “blown” to the word “handjob” DOES lead one to quickly misread it as “blowjob” .

  23. RocketSocket says:

    No no no, if it’s legal then it won’t be as fun.

  24. kimble says:

    my wife and i recently had a erotic massage. we had massures of the opp sex and before they started they asked us what type of massage we would like relaxation or erotic.
    they also said that we could stop them at any time.
    we were in seperate rooms so we would not be upset by each of our requestes
    my wife later told me what she experienced and the several mind blowing orgasms she had.

    now how can that be wrong?
    two adults enjoying and bringing pleasure to each other

  25. cowgirl says:

    I’m referring to the author and the two-bit.

  26. Dick Fuchs says:

    I’ve been going regularly for about a year. I work for myself as a consultant and make my own hours. this means I can go when everyone is at work and at school. The girls are cute and friendly but most of the massages are so so but the HJ is awesome. They offer everything and I offer $60 and then I suck tits, rub clits and finger pussies while I get stroked, ass played with and my own nipples sucked until I shoot. Then I go to the chineses restaurant for egg drop soup and an egg roll and then to the mafia hangout for a great espresso and I’m ready for anything. Oh, I sometimes get the table shower which is nice if I didn’t shower in the last 4 hours. They wash my dick, balls, ass, everything, about 10 minutes which comes off the 1 hour massage. As for licensed massues, too bad for you. find another line of work.

  27. Chas says:

    I live in Asia. HE massages are easy to find as well as the regular therapeutic ones. (Not to say a HE isn’t therapeutic) when looking just look for the “Family Friendly” massage salons and know they do not offer HE. We also have the traditional massage ladies with lots of experience that comes to our home. For =US$7.00 you get two hours of work. They leave out nothing except the member itself but at the end you are rock hard and ready for your playmate. HE here are accepted and many a married man visit them and wives just accept it. Better then they have to do it. Massage with HE is =US$30.00. Another choice is the “soapy” where you get all soaped up and she uses her body to rub you all over. Same price. So many options.

  28. jake12 says:

    I’ve done this… and have even done it after I thought better of it… but what worries me is that, while maybe there are some women who “choose” this profession, I find it far easier to believe (and I think the statistics will support this) that they are chosen by necessity and, worse, by deception and a kind of modern slavery. It is, I’m almost sure of this, the universally ugly truth about HE massages and the like. So, I’m not so sure it’s right to celebrate the idea here.

  29. Carpius says:

    I have been to asian “massage parlors” many times, love asian women. This spring I was in a different city for work and decided to try a new place. I got the most relaxing massage ever, very good…she was very talented. Then she started to concentrate on my inner thighs with light touches, I knew what was up so I spread my feet further apart to give her more room. Her touch got more and more friendly. Finally she asked if I liked, I said yes, she told me to roll over. When I did she got a pillow to put under my head then continued the massage on my shoulders and chest. She slowly worked her way down across my stomach then to my thighs. I slid my feet further apart to give her room; now her touch again became light, teas

  30. Jim says:

    Had my first Asian massage today. I went in and she was able to take me right back to the room. I undressed and got under the sheet. She asked if I wanted medium or hard massage. I took the medium. She started on my back and neck and worked down my legs. It was not a bad massage. I turned over and she worked on my chest, stomach and legs. My hand was hanging off the table and I just started to touch her ass and legs. She was wearing a skirt and tank top. She was giving me some light touch around my penis and balls. I asked her if she ever gets a massage? She said no do you want to give me one? I jumped up and she laid down on her stomach. I pulled up her shirt and unhooked her bra. I grabbed the oil and started to massage her back and down each leg. I would rub my hands up her thighs and touch her pussy(through panties). I asked her to flip over and I lifted her shirt and rubbed her tits and stomach. I went down and rubbed her legs. She seemed to enjoy it. I laid back down and she grabbed the oil and finished the job. I was very happy with my first Asian massage.

  31. Traxxgalaxy says:

    I enjoyed reading this thread. I have traveled widely in Asia (Thailand, Cambodia) and enjoyed many HE massages.

    My first one was in a massage parlor near the beach in Thailand. I was wearing loose massage clothes they gave me, and as the girl (maybe mid 20s, fully dressed) massaged me I found all my kinks were being worked out. I turned on my back and as she massaged my legs and chest I found myself getting hard. I noticed her hand brushing against my cock a few times and after a while realized it wasn’t an accident. She looked me in the eye and asked if I liked the massage and I said yes. She pulled my pants down and gave me an amazing hand job. I lasted just a few minutes and exploded all over my belly and chest. She smiled and I gave her a $20 tip.

    After that I started going for massages every few days. In Bangkok and many other large towns in Thailand they have huge massage places where rows of girls sit in minidresses behind glass. The are wearing numbers. You choose our girl and she takes up upstairs, gives you a bath, a massage, and then, after putting a condom on your cock with your lips, proceeds to fuck you silly.

    Cambodia has places like that too. The difference is the massages only cost $5, with an extra $5 for “bang bang.” Some of those girls would eat my ass out before we fucked, and some girls let me fuck them bare. I still don’t know if I left some little children behind in Asia.

  32. Mark says:

    I had my first Asian massage a few days ago. I was totally hoping for a HE. I was told to take off my clothes and cover myself with a towel. I sat on the edge of the table only half covered. When the pretty Asian girl came in she told me to lay down face first. She covered my butt with the towel and then pulled it back to expose my ass cheeks. She gave a decent back massage but treated my butt like I feel all massage therapists should do, the entire butt. When she asked me to flip, I purposely exposed my genitals without covering them with the towel. She pointed to my dick and gave me a questioning look as if to ask, ” Want a handjob?” I shook my head yes and she held up 4 fingers for $40 and I agreed. She then preceded to give me the best handjob ever. I loved every second of it. She was very modestly dressed but she did allow me to feel her butt and inner thighs near her pussy. I highly recommend this to all guys worldwide.

  33. jay101 says:

    I had one real HE in Asia; however, I have yet to find one in my present location (Northern VA, DC., Maryland area). The closest I’ve found is that the masseuse will casually touch a few nice places, but the “big finish” is done by her placing your own hand on your dick and providing lots of oil. She will allow you to rub her thigh and but though. Anyone know of any full HE locations in the Washington D.C., Virginia, or Maryland area?

  34. chris says:

    I read this, and immediately left for the Asian massage place up the road from me. I’ve been there before, I know I’m gonna get my happy ending there, so that’s where I go. It’s not in a plaza, but on a dark empty lot of land, almost like a small house, but with the words “massage” and “open” in bright neon lights. I walk by the door and a young lady let’s me in. I pay for an hour long massage for $80. She leads me to my room of liquid dreams so to speak. Tells me to get undresses and lay face down on the table. I strip down faster than I got dressed to get here in the first place. My nerves always get me to feel jittery at first, , but she walks back in, strikes friendly conversation, and with her soft hands on my back, I almost immediately calm down and relax. She would jump on top of me to get better control over my back, but she would rub her clothed pussy over my skin in the sexiest of ways. The actual massage was great, until she jumped up and started walking on my back, that was a little too much pressure and I had to refrain from making awkward moans from the pain (But as of leaving the place 20 mins later, I can’t feel more relaxed by it, she knew what she was doing). 45 minutes in she removed the towel that was barely covering my bare ass, and did the most gentle caressing with her fingertips on my arms, back, and inner thighs, making sure to get her fingers on my balls and ass. She did that for a while as I was just getting more and more aroused. She eventually tapped my back and told me to turn over, and when I did she removed any piece of towel that covered up my front side. She gave me the “you want me to massage this? “, which I happily nodded yes, and began to get her hands well lubricated. Before she started I asked to know if it would be possible for her to remove her shirt. She then asked what my top for her would be. I offered $60, and she let her twins out to meet my probing hands. She made the usual “ooh” and”ahhhh” noises as she stoked my hard cock, with one hand on my penis going up and down with so much lovely live, and her other Hand gently rubbing my balls and anus. I would squeeze her soft natural breasts, making sure to pass my palms over her erect nipples. When it was time to cum, I gave no warning, and she seemed very impressed with my load, even making jokes about how it covered up my stomach tattoos. She cleaned me all up with a damp hot towel, and got me a glass of water, which she said I needed after my eruption. She then continued her massage on my legs, feet, arm and stomach. Then she said it was time to get dressed. She actually dressed me, I gave her the tip she earned, then she opened up her arms to hug me before we left the room. I left feeling refreshed and excited to go back again soon. another successful happy ending! !!

  35. Gwen says:

    Guys, not to be a killjoy, but these “parlors” are very frequently sites of human trafficking…

  36. FoodYeast says:

    Asian massage parlors are excellent. I always find my favorite ones at Rub Maps. Great article and thank you for the read.

  37. atpcliff says:

    There are many places this is legal…Just not in the U.S. My experience is that the Korean and Indonesian spas are the best…

  38. ant says:

    Gotta get real guy-ah noninformed. Pretty well known those asian Beauties are getting abused. They are bought – sold by soulless #$:;@&#”#&# creaton sub human mo fo’s. And of course they are attractive and “do for men” and you love em. They are most beautiful and WORST treated. They abused worse if they aren’t loved by you.

  39. Robert says:

    Oh, gosh… where do I start? I have been frequenting Asian massage parlors in Lancaster, Ca ever since retiring. I find them so enjoyable. I’ve had some good and some not so good.
    There are the legit Asian massages, where the masseuse will not give the HE. She will let me fondle myself, offer the oil and watch me masturbate myself.
    Those that offer HE are my favorites and I do have my favorite masseuses that I have gotten to know well. Very precious and lovely young Asian ladies that so absolutely turn me on.
    My last experience was a memorable one. Lovely Lisa is always on duty, at one location I frequent, on Wednesdays. I walk in, buzz the doorbell, she opens the front window, sees me, and smiles. Now, every massage I have had from her was the typical. There was no fondling under the panties, nor bra, just the over the bra fondle ,while on the flip, and the great hand job. But, always a good conversation of mutual admiration. She is lovely, 30 something, and she loved the sight of my cock and always complimented me.
    This last time, was different.
    I walk in, she smiles, we hug, she sends me to my room. I am so excited, since I feel something good happening today. I’m in the room, strip off my clothes, but my briefs, until she asks through the door ‘are you ready?’. As she walks in I take down my briefs, exposing my hard cock. I take off my brief, throw it on the couch…. Then we give a big hug, with my cock pressed to her pussy. I lay face down on the table, she does not even place a towel on my behind because we both know we want to both have a pleasurable hour experience this time.
    Well, I’m naked, she begins the massage, I become aroused as she gives me a deep back rub, she climbs the table, her knees to the sides of me, she strokes deep to my shoulders while her clothed pussy rubs my back. She then attends to my legs, rubs her hands from my calves to my ass cheeks up to the small of my back, both legs, all the while making sure she strokes my hard cock and my balls. She alternates, left leg then to my right. My pre cum is wetting the massage table. Then, the tide starts to turn. She is working my right side, I’m still on my stomach, I reach around her , I draw my head to her pussy and I start to lick her pussy through her tight pants. I am so fucking horny now and I sense she is also. Lisa stops the massage, grabs the top of her pants, pulls down her tights and panties down exposing her lovely trimmed pussy. She wants my tongue. I begin lapping at her pussy, I can hear her moan. I asked her if she would want her pussy eaten. I wanted to suck her pussy so bad and bring her to orgasm. That is about to happen.
    I got off the table, Lisa laid back on the table, I pulled her tights down and one of the pant legs off, so she could spread her legs wide. I lift her blouse and bra to expose her lovely titties , I’m standing on the floor, my cock hard, as I ate and lapped her sweet pussy. Her pussy was so sweet and tasteful as I licked her clit and felt her orgasm. After she was done and I licked my lips, she got up, we kissed and hugged each other as I grabbed and fondled her lovely ass with my hard cock pressed to her
    She gathered herself as I laid back on the table. Then, she gave me one of the best hand jobs I’ve ever had.
    I definitely would recommend a massage experience such as I have had to any mature male in search of such an experience.

  40. Robert says:

    Disgusted….. I’ve had legit massages. They always felt empty. A woman massaging my body excites me. Leaving a legit massage, I always felt something amiss because my arousal was not satisfied. Just maybe all massage businesses should be allowed to give that ‘something extra’ ? A massage to me IS erotic.

  41. Jeff says:

    There are loads of great Asian massage places like this in London. I used to go every week when I lived there. I used to go on sites like Tantric Goddess London or Craigslist have a browse at all the providers and make a visit the one I liked. It always used to be a blast and I ended up making some really good friends with some of the masseuses. Ah… happy memories, coming across the article brought it all back.

  42. tired of gross people says:

    disgusting bunch of fucking perverts. it will never end will it

  43. Michael Plemmons says:

    How do I get a hapy ending massage? You said you found one online that said Happy Ending Assured. But how can they public announce that? Every massage parlor I’ve found that have a business site up and a place to get comments, everyone says you can’t get HE there, so no luck searching online for one. How do I know if one offers HE. I don’t want to humiliate myself or scare the masseuse if I just go for a regular massage and want something further.

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