You might be feeling horny and desperate. Want to learn how to make a homemade fleshlight or some other homemade pocket pussies? Here’s a DIY pocket pussy guide with ways to make your own sex toy.
It is said that amazing feats of ingenuity are born from great times of need. This can’t be truer for a single, bored, and horny dude. If you’ve begun to grow tired of just using your hands to blow off some sexual steam, you probably want a homemade pussy.
Of course, we have the basics that all of us have tried or heard of at some point. Lots of lotion, *pies, anyone?!*, grapefruits, pillows, and just about anything else we can get our hands on.
When you’re horny, everything starts to look like a pussy. You’d bang the edge of a table if you were horny enough. But do they all really provide the pleasure and satisfaction that a perfect vagina does?
Not always. Sometimes, they’re not even close. What we need are homemade sex toys for men that feel like the real thing and won’t leave you feeling gross and disgusted with your own horniness when you’re done with the deed.
Do you wonder what the girls are using when they’re horny and there’s no sex toy nearby? Check it out here – 15 clever and convenient things girls use to masturbate with when they don’t have a sex toy
If you’re looking to make your typical hand job way more sexy and exciting *and that includes rubbing VapoRub on your dick*, try these male masturbation hand techniques that’ll give you the max pleasure!
Now, back to the perfect homemade sex toys for men. These homemade toys are exactly what you need to feel as close as you possibly can to the real deal, and they’re discreet. We’ll even share how to make them.
Use them as often as you’d like, and remember – learn to edge! Edging will help you experience way more pleasure while masturbating with these homemade toys, and it’ll help you learn to last longer – way, way longer. Considering the time and effort that it takes to make them, the satisfaction they offer is worth it compared to simply buying a fleshlight.
Isn’t it fun when you can spend a whole evening masturbating and learning to last way longer in bed with a woman than you ever thought you could? That’s a double whammy no matter how you look at it. Now, try these homemade sex toys!
Homemade sex toys for men – the best ideas that work like a charm
Anyone who has been through this low point in their lives definitely agrees that at this stage, every household item you lay your eyes on has a “pussy potential” to exploit with a little craftsmanship, daring, and lots of imagination.
What do you do in those cases? You make your own homemade pussy. These homemade pussies are called a couple of different names such as pocket pussy toys, DIY pussy, or portable vaginas. At the end of the day, they’re the same thing. [Read: Homemade sex toys you simply have to try]
Now, they’re not just used for pleasure. In fact, they can be used to increase your ejaculatory threshold and build up your sexual stamina.
Whether you want to use a homemade pussy for masturbation or to help you withstand orgasms, these are great toys. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds.
How to make a pocket pussy at home
For those looking for a different sensation to rub their manhood aside from their hands, these homemade masturbators can be done with items found around the house. [Read: Sloppy, messy ways to make a homemade pussy that work like a charm]
1. Sock pussy
The homemade masturbator from socks is a popular DIY sex toy that has probably been used the most. In its original form, it’s simply one of your old socks filled liberally with hand lotion or lube, which you should immediately hide with the rest of the laundry after use. This version upgrades with a few tweaks and promises a better experience.
What you need: One pair of socks *suited to penis size*, a latex glove, some rubber bands or an elastic fabric hair tie, and some lubricant.
Instructions: Place one sock inside the other, and then place a latex glove inside the socks so that it lines the interior quite nicely. You can choose to simulate vaginal ridges by leaving folds in the latex gloves.
Secure the ends by rolling the wrist edge of the glove and the socks with a rubber band or hair tie. [Read: The best male masturbation sex toys that are way more pleasurable than your hand]
2. Towel pussy
Towel pussy is also known as “fifis.” The name for it is actually derived from prison slang. Inmates would use towels, gloves, and Vaseline to make a homemade pussy.
The towel pussy is similar to the sock pussy in terms of construction but boasts a better sensation and some different ways to use it. The better sensation comes from the fuzzy texture of the towel that’s been warmed by soaking in hot water.
A towel pussy can be used manually or by lodging it in between your mattress and humping it until you finish. [Read: How to learn to edge and extend the time you last in bed]
What you need: A hand or face towel, latex glove, rubber bands, and lubricant.
Instructions: Lay the towel down at length and lay the latex glove along the lower edge. Make sure to leave a little of the glove’s wrist edge hanging over to wrap around the end of the towel once rolled. Proceed to roll the towel into the shape of a burrito and secure the length with rubber bands once finished.
That’s it. Your erect penis will go all the way into the glove that’s wrapped up in the towel. It’s that easy.
3. Ice-pack gel pussy
If you want to get that firm fleshy texture wrapped around your penis, try converting those reusable gel ice-packs into homemade sex toys.
Ice-packs also hold an amount of heat that can make the experience more enjoyable. [Read: First orgasm stories of men and women and how it felt for the very first time]
What you need: Some reusable gel ice-packs *for this you’ll need at least two*, some condoms or latex gloves, rubber bands, and some lube.
Instructions: Sandwich your condom or latex glove between two gel ice-packs, wrap the lip around the edges, and secure with rubber bands. Essentially, it’s the same build as the previous examples. Warm your gel packs with a warm water bath to get that body temperature feel when you jerk off.
4. DIY fleshlight pussy
With the price of actual fleshlight sex toys and their conspicuous-looking appearance, it just seems to be a better idea to make a DIY fleshlight from stuff lying around the house. [Read: Must-have couple’s sex toys for naughty first timers]
Not only is it a cheaper alternative that provides a similar masturbation experience, but you can also make it look inconspicuous and leave it just lying on your desk.
Here’s a DIY fleshlight idea that you can try.
What you need: The DIY fleshlights require three basic components: the frame, the inner lining, and the filling. Choose between an empty Pringles can, a tennis ball can, or a cardboard toilet paper roll for the frame. You’ll also need rubber bands.
For the inner lining, use a large condom or the cheaper latex glove. For the filling, use insulating foam or a smooth sponge. Use rubber bands to secure the loose edges. [Read: 15 Common types of sex toys all singles and couples must know about]
Instructions: Make sure your frame is clean and free from jagged edges from previous cutting. Line the inside of the can with two pieces of foam or a sponge. Leave a small slit between the sponges where you’ll be placing the inner lining *the condom or latex glove*. It should be big and deep enough to accommodate your penis.
Once you insert the inner lining of your choice, fold the lip of the condom or glove outside the can and secure it with a rubber band or duct tape to keep everything in place. Squeeze in some lube inside the glove or condom before using. Throw away the glove or the condom once you’re done. The cap that comes with the can may be used to cover the homemade fleshlights when not in use.
5. Balloon pussy
Great for treating yourself for your birthday! It’s a great option if you like holding onto something. You’ll need four balloons, a latex glove, a container, and duct tape.
You’ll want to place the four slightly inflated balloons into the container. [Read: Homemade sex toys that you have to try – solo play or with a lover]
Then, take the latex glove and place it in the middle of the balloons. Now, you’ll fully inflate the balloons, taping the knots to the sides of the container. Stretch the glove over the edges of the container, and tape it for extra security.
6. Pringles pussy
Everyone loves Pringles, so why not make a homemade sex toy out of its can? For this, you’ll need a Pringles container, two sponges, duct tape, a latex glove, and scissors or a knife. After eating the Pringles, remove the lid. You won’t be needing it. Take the two sponges and sandwich the latex glove between them.
Now, push the glove sandwich into the Pringles container, leaving a little bit of the glove and sponge poking out. [Read: The vajankle and other downright creepy sex toys]
Take the cuff of the glove and the little bit of sponge and slip it over the edges of the container. Use the duct tape to secure it in place. With the knife or scissors, make a hole in the bottom of the Pringles container to prevent suction buildup.
7. Silicone pussy
When it comes to knowing how to build a homemade pussy, this is kind of advanced and difficult to make. If this is your first time making homemade fleshlights and pocket pussies, you should opt for the other choices first.
For this, you’ll need a candle larger than your penis, a knife, and silicone sealant. You’ll want to measure your dick against the candle and mark it 25% smaller than your penis. [Read: Chronic masturbation – 12 truths to stop masturbating and drop the addiction]
Cut off all sides of the candle at the 25% mark and smooth the edges. After that, cover the candle with a silicone sealant that’s half an inch thick.
Leave it for several weeks to dry completely and remove the candle. What you’ll have is a silicone pussy.
Food-based masturbator
Food is organic and disposable. You’ll always find some food items around the house. Just ensure they are washed free of pesticides or dirt prior to use, and wash yourself after doing your thing. [Read: Male masturbation techniques and positions to blow a big load all alone]
8. Banana peel pussy
Have you ever found a lonely banana lying on top of the kitchen counter while having another kind of hunger? Cut off the tip with the stem, gently squeeze the flesh out, and flush the insides with water to remove any remaining bits of banana inside.
Shake it dry. You can choose to let it spin inside the microwave to heat it up, but make sure that you don’t leave it so long that it could cause burns. Once your banana peel is ready, squeeze in some lube, wear it around your erect penis like a condom, and beat your meat until satisfied. [Read: How to make a girl really wet and horny just by sitting casually next to her]
9. Watermelon pussy
Watermelon pulp is soft, making it easier to shape. The watery texture eliminates the need for lubricant, making it a good candidate for a DIY sex toy.
To make your watermelon vagina, you need half a watermelon. Carve a slit in the middle and scoop out some flesh based on your penis size. The resulting action is assured to be sloppy and messy due to all the moisture in the fruit.
10. The “squid” pussy
The squid pussy is not for the faint-hearted. It may be a little bit extreme, but you are guaranteed an experience close to the real thing. The next time you crave some calamari, set aside a squid that matches your penis size. [Read: 10 masturbation toys way better than your hand]
You only need the body, so remove the head and innards and clean the body’s interior to remove any remaining slime. Once cleaned, let it dry a little, place your desired amount of lube inside, and enjoy.
11. Cucumber pussy
Just make sure not to put the cucumber in the fridge after using it! This is a one-time use kind of thing. You’ll need a warm cucumber, a knife, duct tape, and rubber bands.
Cut off one of the ends of the cucumber and then cut its length in half. Open it up and take out the seeds and a little bit of the flesh, making sure your penis fits inside. You decide its tightness. [Read: The types of vaginas that make up all the vaginas in the world]
Next, wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the cucumber to keep it tight and together. The more bands you use, the tighter it feels. After that, wrap the cucumber in duct tape to secure it. You can wear a condom if you’d like.
Tips and tricks when making a homemade pussy
Now that you know how to make a homemade pussy, there are some tips and tricks that you should keep in mind to maximize your pleasure.
1. Lube is essential
Before you even make a homemade pussy, don’t forget that you’re going to need lube. Remember that this pussy isn’t real, so it won’t be creating any fluids. [Read: 15 lubricants you can find in your kitchen]
If you’re a crafty engineer who creates a wild contraption like that, let me know. In reality, no artificial vagina creates lubrication, so make sure you bulk up on the lube.
2. Opt for dentist latex gloves
Most of the ways to make a homemade pussy require latex gloves. This isn’t bad, but they’re usually too short for full penetration. Plus, they can tear and make a mess, so opt for dentist’s latex gloves instead.
They’re softer and more durable since they’re used to dig around in people’s mouths. You can also use an XL condom as well. [Read: A complete guide to all the types of condoms]
3. Pay attention to the temperature
You don’t usually have sex with a cold pussy, so you’re going to have to make sure your homemade pussy is a little warm to give it a more realistic feeling.
How do you do that? You can warm your lube, place the towels *if using them* into warm water, or microwave your homemade pussy if possible.
4. Make it hands-free
Sometimes you don’t want to use your hands. Sometimes you just want to be able to hump hands-free, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
You can improvise and create a hands-free device by placing it on a stack of towels or on a shelf but be careful not to hurt yourself. [Read: Unique moves for max male masturbation pleasure]
5. Watch out for sharp edges
Need we say more? For example, the Pringles pussy could also use a soda can. However, the sheer thought of aluminum near a dick would bring most people to tears, which is why we left it out.
Make sure that if you’re going to use an object that’s sharp, tape over the sharp edge or cover it with layers of cloth. You don’t want to have to explain yourself in the emergency room.
6. Stay burn free
Having dick burn isn’t fun. Plus, it takes a couple of days for it to heal, which means you won’t be able to touch yourself during that time.
Friction comes from rubbing against a non-slippery surface, so use enough lube to ensure that your dick stays burn-free. [Read: Solo sex masturbation position moves that feel just as good as sex]
7. Experiment with different lubes
Contrary to popular belief, not all lubes are alike. There are many different types, so you will have to find the one you like best.
Here are the basic types of lubricant bases: water, oil, silicone, natural/organic, edible, numbing *might not be your best choice for pleasure*, and warming. Do some research and start trying them out.
8. Set the right atmosphere
If you want to fantasize about having a real pussy, then you should go all out and set the right atmosphere. After all, women like romance. Why not try to recreate it with your homemade pussy? [Read: Sex addict – 30 subtle signs you’re turning into one and what to do about it]
Set the mood, dim the lights, and play soft music. Fantasize about a beautiful woman being there with you, and the two of you making mad, passionate love to each other. You’ll enjoy the experience more this way.
9. Watch porn
If you’re not good at fantasizing in your head, that’s okay. You can get a little help from watching porn if you want to. That way, instead of closing your eyes and envisioning a woman with you, you can keep them open and watch a woman on the screen.
10. Sex cam with your partner
If you’re in a long-distance relationship or just don’t get to see your partner often enough, you can incorporate sex videos with your homemade pussy.
You can have video sex with each other, and you will have your homemade pussy right there beside you to help you through. [Read: How to have phone sex – 26 tips to make them horny listening to you]
Sure, it’s not as good as your girlfriend’s pussy, but it will help you have a more enjoyable sex/masturbation experience via video with your girlfriend.
DIY sex toys for men
If you want to experiment with more DIY sex toys for men beyond the homemade pussy, there are a lot of other options you could try. Here are some of the most popular ones.
1. The water lube
Get an inner tube and deflate it. Cut a mouth-sized hole somewhere in the bottom of the tube, going through just one side. Insert some rubber hosing into the hole and use a sealant to make it airtight. [Read: How to be good at sex – 32 sex secrets that make you the hottest lay]
Head out to a river or any body of water where you won’t be spotted and put the hole-side facing the water. Jump in and have some fun. If you would rather do it in the privacy of your own home or can’t find a river, you can also do this in the shower.
2. The couch
This DIY sex toy will help you get off quickly. All you need is a couch and a few other items.
First, get a Ziploc bag and cut the seal strip off. Add some lubricant into the bag and make sure it covers the whole thing. Then, take the bag cover over to your couch and put it under a cushion. Put your penis in the bag, lay down, and push it around for more pressure. [Read: Homemade dildos and sexy household things to masturbate with]
3. Soap hole
This DIY sex toy is a pretty simple one that can be used as a homemade pussy, and you’ll enjoy it. All you need is a bar of soap, but make it a new, fresh one – not used. Put a hole in the soap using a pen or an apple corer.
Make the hole big enough to get your penis through, but not big enough that it’s not snug around it. Get the soap wet and have fun.
4. Electronic toothbrush
If you’re into anal pleasure, then you can try the electronic toothbrush DIY sex toy. For this one, get a condom and place it over the head of an electric toothbrush.
Then, insert it into your butt and turn it on for some vibrating pleasure. Who thought that toothbrushes were just for your mouth? [Read: How to be kinky – 42 steamy tips to explore sex outside of normal]
5. Cornstarch mix
Mix ¼ cup of cornstarch with 100 ml of water. Then, add another 100 ml of water. Microwave it for one minute. Place it in a container and hollow out a hole all the way down. Freeze it, and then slide the mixture out and use it for your pleasure.
6. Bubble wrap
Go get some new, clean bubble wrap that hasn’t been used. Then, roll it into a bundle. Use a condom into the opening of the bundle of bubble wrap and put your penis in it. Thrust to your heart’s delight.
7. Floatie
Similar to the inner tube DIY sex toy, you can go buy a floatie, too. Slide a condom or a latex glove into the hole. [Read: Sexual bucket list – 35 dirty deeds to build your naughty wish list]
You know what to do after that. You might want to use a little lube, especially if you’re using a latex glove.
8. Felt pen
This is another common item that you wouldn’t think could be used as a sex toy, but it can. If you like anal play, this is another idea for you. It’s a very simple one, too.
All you have to do is use the bottom part of a felt pen and insert it into your anus for anal pleasure, but make sure you wash it first. [Read: Top 50 kinky sex ideas worth trying at least once in your lifetime]
9. Pearl necklace
If you like anal beads but you don’t have any laying around, you could try achieving similar results with a pearl necklace. Keep in mind that your wife, girlfriend, mom, sister, or whoever it belongs to might not be very happy with this.
However, it’s something you can do if you’re desperate. Just make sure you wash it very well before and after.
10. Nerf ball
When you were a kid playing nerf football with your friends, you probably never dreamed that someday you would be using it as a DIY sex toy. It’s definitely a good option because it’s sponge-like and feels good. [Read: 30 ways to please a woman and get her addicted sexually and emotionally]
All you have to do is cut a hole in the nerf ball, insert a plastic bag or condom, and put your penis inside. You know how to do the rest.
11. Sink plunger
This is another option for anal play, but you have to be careful with this one. For starters, you need to use a new one! If it has a wooden handle, then you should sand it beforehand so that there are no sharp edges that can hurt you.
You could also get one with a plastic handle. That way, you won’t have to worry. Then, all you need to do is place a condom over the handle and insert it for anal play.
DIY cock ring
Another popular option for sex toys for men is the DIY cock ring. They can also be called penis rings, couples rings, and c-rings. They are ring-shaped sex toys that wrap around your penis. [Read: 37 potent secrets to get and stay hard and keep an erection up for longer]
Some of the benefits of using one include getting harder, staying harder for longer, increased pleasure, customizing your experience, and creativity.
Here are some ideas for a DIY cock ring.
1. Shoelaces
This is pretty self-explanatory, but just get some shoelaces and tie them tightly at the bottom of your penis. Don’t do it so tightly that it’s uncomfortable because you still need to get your orgasmic pleasure. [Read: What does a cock ring do? How to put it to work the right way]
2. Tensor bandage
A tensor bandage is a stretchable bandage that is used to create localized pressure. It’s usually used to treat muscle sprains by reducing the blood flow to a particular area via stable pressure. It’s also a good option for a cock ring.
3. Hair tie
If you live with women or have long hair yourself, you can get a hair tie and put it at the base of your penis. You can go and buy a new one if you don’t have any.
4. Cling wrap
Cling wrap isn’t just for cooking and storing food anymore! It can also be used as a cock ring. Because it sticks to itself, you can tie it as tightly as you want around the base of your penis for added pleasure. [Read: How to use a cock ring – your rock-hard guide to orgasmic bliss]
5. Latex gloves
Depending on the size of your penis, you can try using latex gloves too. If you have a large girth, you will need to make sure that the glove is large enough to make it around your penis. If you are a smaller guy, this could be a good option for you.
Precautions when using DIY sex toys
While DIY sex toys are easy and pretty affordable, they are not without their risks. The materials that we suggested throughout this article aren’t specifically designed to be used as sex toys, so you will have to be careful with them. [Read: Do women like the penis? Things that make a perfect cock]
For example, if you feel like using a felt pen for anal play, make sure you don’t stick it up your anus so far that you can’t get it back out. Or if you’re using a wooden handle from a plunger, make sure you don’t get any splinters.
Just use your common sense and be careful. While your physical pleasure is important, it’s not worth doing something risky and having to go to the emergency room to get help with some injury. That would be a bit embarrassing, wouldn’t it? Exercise caution at all times.
[Read: Hi-tech male sex toys that will change how we have sex]
Learning how to make a homemade pussy and other DIY sex toys is easy with this endless list of ideas. Some of them are going to work better for you than others, but in order to find out, you’re going to have to make them first!
