What is it with guys and their fascination with watching two girls catfight each other? Here are 10 reasons behind why guys like girl fights so much. By Chris Selby
Men love a good fight. They always have.
When two men fight, it starts with them circling each other warily.
No guy takes the first punch. They just circle each other, until one of them gets dizzy or a few friends drag both guys apart.
There may be a few loud verbal abuses or even a few shrugs and pushes, but rarely does it ever turn into a fistfight.
And that’s a man’s fight.
Men take their fights seriously, but most men prefer to stay away from a fight unless they have no choice.
After all, men think a man’s fight is serious brutal business.
Men and girl fights
While guys think fighting and throwing a punch is serious business, they hardly ever consider a girl fight to be as serious.
It’s an unfair statement, but even nice guys turn spectators when two girls fight.
To most guys, catfights are nothing but a spectacle that’s fun and exciting in more ways than one.
So why do guys like girl fights?
Well, we have our reasons. Actually we have ten of them.
#1 Girl fights reveal a new side of girls
Guys are used to seeing girls as the gentler and kinder sex. Girls are feminine and always nice. But every once in a while, when they bare their fangs for a catfight, it’s exciting to watch a whole new side of the same girls we once thought were girly and demure. Curse words always sound so sexy when angry girls yell it out!
#2 The sexy flash of skin
When girls fight, they almost always reach out for the other girl’s clothes. And when that happens, there’s a good chance of a flash of accidental skin. It’s not easy for a guy to know if a girl is wearing a g-string or granny panties. But put her in a fight and he’ll know all that and more. To a guy, girl fights are voyeuristic pleasures at its best. [Read: Why men love women and their oh-so-hot bodies]
#3 It looks funny
Let’s face it, they fight like girls! No guy thinks a girl could serious injure an opponent with a strategically placed blow in between the legs. There are fewer punches and blows, and more clawing and tearing in a catfight, and guys just love that. Most of the times, girls just hold on to each other’s hair or punch each other’s breasts!
#4 Sex and war give the same high
Men like watching two girls fight because it’s exciting and unintentionally arousing. It’s an adrenaline rush that increases their heart rate, which in turn increases the blood flow around their loins. It’s especially exciting if two girls are fighting over a guy, which seriously is every guy’s secret dream!
#5 Guys love girls preparing for the fight
Girl fights in school are a common affair. But girl fights in the corporate world are hilarious. Both women take their time to take their jackets off, roll up their sleeves and prepare themselves for a fight that’s going to end up with torn shirts. While the fight is a lot of fun, the anticipation and the preparation can be a lot of fun too.
#6 Hope for a boobie
When a fight’s being dominated by one girl, the losing girl will almost always intentionally try to reveal the other girl’s boobs just to shame her and get back at her. It’s a strategy that always works, and one that makes guys a lot happier! [Read: Men and their fascination for breasts]
#7 Sadistic boys
Guys are sadistic creatures. They love having fun at someone else’s expense. Actually, wait a minute, all humans are!
#8 It’s a show of a lifetime
Guys don’t get to see two girls fighting in real life. Yeah, we’ve seen it on youtube or in some sexy video that starts with two pillow fighting girls which ultimately leads to bed and more. But most guys have never seen it in real life.
We especially like it if there are great props around like a swimming pool or even a huge blow up water tub of jello. [Read: Why do men like porn so much?]
#9 More girls almost always join the fun
One of the fun parts of a good girl fight is the fact that it never ends with the same girls who first started the fight. Almost always, more girls end up joining the fight on both sides and tugging more clothes off. Imagine paying for one movie and watching two. Or better yet, in this case, you pay for none and watch more than you wished for!
#10 Girls don’t know how to fight
When two men fight, it ends up with a broken jaw or a strategic blow on one guy’s temple that knocks him unconscious. Men instinctively go for the kill. It’s an evolutionary trait that reveals itself during the whole flight or flight scenario. But women are different. Men go for the jugular, women prefer scarring and scratching.
When two girls fight, it’s all about pulling each other’s hair, scratching, biting, and tearing clothes with a few weak punches thrown in now and then. While this emotional scarring and body revealing may traumatize girls, guys don’t feel threatened by it. To guys, all a girl fight seems like is two girls trying to undress each other.
Do guys ever stop a girl fight?
Guys can watch a good girl fight all the time, but there are a few times when they may get macho and stop the unruly girl fight. If guys ever find themselves watching these kinds of catfights, there’s a good chance they’ll all intervene and stop the fight.
# When happy, funny girl fights turn bad and brutal with powerful punches and less tearing of clothes.
# A great guy may get himself involved and stop two girls from fighting. Instead of being thankful, both the girls may just end up beating the crap out of the innocent guy for intervening.
# When too many girls take on one girl. There may be a few cheers at first, but no guy likes an unfair fight. One to one is fun, any more and the fight’s done.
# When the fight is unfair. One big girl and one demure, tawny girl never makes for a good match. It’s easier for men to pretend to be gentlemen and stop the fight.
Do all guys like catfights?
Nope. Many don’t. Few guys like it. Maturity and experience teaches the rest a few manners.
Watching a girl fight for the first time may seem like a novelty. And at other times, they may not really know the two girls on a friendly basis to take sides or even intervene. But in almost all other cases, at least a few guys may try to stop the fight, though only after a few clothes have been stretched to expose a few girly parts, of course.
Guys definitely like pillow fights more than scary punches in a catfight. And now that you know why guys like girl fights so much, put on a good show, will you? And please be nice. We’ll like you more after the fight, just as long as you’re hurting less and revealing more!
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