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20 Naughty Ways to Tease Your Man and Leave Him Horny

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If you’re in need of some naughty ways to leave your man panting like a cartoon dog and horny as a dirty devil, then read on for the definitive how-to.

We men are fairly predictable animals and, fortunately, for you ladies, are nowhere near as difficult to read or interpret. And this extends to the sexual stimuli which really gets us going. Whether professors or refuse collectors, pro sports stars or store assistants, you can bet there are at least six or seven entries from the following list that is bound to get your guy going.

This list isn’t meant for bedroom activities, but for the hours leading up to them. These entries are meant to be used on a date, in the bar, in a restaurant, or even on public transport as you attempt to secure the affections of that handsome chap who always sits opposite you.

Tease him!

Whatever the pre-emptive occasion, you’re bound to find something here that has the power to tease your guy into horny distraction.

#1 Sext it up. Why wait until the actual occasion? If you’re already in a relationship and going out that evening, send a few naughty text messages to get your guy horny before he even sees you. The perfect groundwork to a successfully horny evening. [Read: 12 super steamy sexting tips to turn a guy on instantly]

#2 Dress to your best. The things that attract the opposite sex are those things which are unique to your gender, so make the most of them. Full hips, large breasts, long legs, narrow waists, and round buttocks are all areas that the male’s sexual attention is focused upon, so whatever your particular physical strengths, make sure you dress to make the most of them. Then just sit back and watch him rise to the occasion!

#3 Dirty flirty. Not everyone is an expert at the humble flirt, the art of innocuously inserting innuendo into normal conversation, but this tease trick is definitely worth learning to get your guy hot under the collar. [Read: 30 subtle, obvious and really sexy flirting tips for girls]

#4 The common tongue. The tongue is so suggestive of sex, and you can use it in many different ways to get your guy horny. Licking your lips, the rim of your glass, your fingers… any one of these will have him horny as hell.

#5 The quick change. This needs a bit of prep, but if he’s picking you up from your place, pretend to have a change of heart over your clothes and do a quick change in front of him to give a little extra glimpse of flesh he wasn’t expecting. Super tease territory.

#6 Something lacy. One of the most tried and tested ways of getting a guy horny is to adopt a little sexy lingerie for the evening. And this isn’t the sole territory of the bedroom. A revealing glimpse of stocking top or bra can have a devastating effect. [Read: 18 physical turn ons that arouse a guy instantly]

#7 Flash dance. Few things are sexier than seeing a women gyrating on the dance floor and putting her curves to effective use. Use this tip to tease the whole room into distraction.

#8 Miss wet t-shirt. A bit of a difficult one to prepare, but if you’re in a scenario where there is likely to be water being thrown around—a summer party, theme park, water park, etc.—make sure your clothes will be as revealing when wet as possible. This’ll have your guy with his tongue hanging out.

#9 Rock it. Take over the room, girls. A bar, a restaurant, a party, whatever. Let everyone know you’re there and become the center of everyone’s attention. Guys find confidence a very horny trait. [Read: 12 bad girl traits every guy craves to see in his woman]

#10 Sitting pretty. If there’s nowhere else convenient to sit, then sit in his lap. Just make sure you execute the odd wiggle to pretend you are getting more comfortable and have the blood rushing to his nether regions at the same time.

#11 Phone filth. If your relationship is strong enough, show him some porn on your tablet or phone mid-evening to get his sexual fervor sky-rocketing. He won’t be able to wait to get you home! [Read: 10 sexy conversation starters to get you both horny in no time]

#12 Toy story. Insert a sex toy such as a vibrator or love-egg and let him know about it at the first possible occasion. Maybe even hand him the remote. A very naughty tease that will make him exceedingly horny.

#13 Linger fingers. A woman’s touch alone can be a great tease. However, where you might normally touch the knee or hand, touch his thigh or chest, and let the touch linger. Just about the best subliminal indicator of sexual attraction there is.

#14 Bra burning. Leave the bra at home, especially if you’re going somewhere cold. Get where I’m coming from, ladies?

#15 Spontaneous foreplay. Under the restaurant table, in the car, or wherever—a swiftly administered hand job or blowjob leaves him in no doubt as to what the evening is to entail. Very naughty and very horny. [Read: How to make any guy uncomfortably horny just by sitting next to him]

#16 Believe the cleave. Even if you don’t have the largest breasts in the world, make the most of a deep and appealing cleavage. This part of the body is so attractive to men and has the added advantage of always being on display. One of the best teasing tools you have.

#17 It’s all in a whisper. Lean over and whisper some naughty nothings about what you’re going to do to him later for instant and evident results. [Read: 20 naughty and sexy questions to ask your boyfriend]

#18 Photo synthesis. Show him some naughty pics of yourself half or fully naked, either before or during the evening, to get his heart thumping and horny as hell. A great teasing tip.

#19 Panty free. Remove your panties during the evening and then return to his side and tell him. Better still, give him a Sharon Stone style glimpse to put some serious lead in his pencil.

#20 Eat for success. If you’re eating out somewhere, choose your food carefully in order to achieve the greatest naughty tease value. Bananas, oysters, chocolate mousse, or anything that can be slid sensually and suggestively between your lips. Bound to get him as horny as hell. [Read: 10 dishes to get your sex drive to skyrocket!]

The perfect guide to the perfect seduction tease techniques, it’s time to gird your loins, ladies, and start putting your horny skills to the test.

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David Cullen
David Cullen
David Cullen is frequently described as erudite, insightful and witty – but only by himself and only after several large glasses of Rioja....

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