What makes a pretty pussy? All vaginas are beautiful, but if you’re looking for ways to make it more perfect than it is right now, here’s what you need!
Have you ever wondered, “What makes a pretty pussy?” Every vagina is beautiful, but if you want to be more confident about it, there are a few things you can always do.
But first, who made these rules anyway? Who defines a pretty pussy, and who says a pussy isn’t beautiful enough already? Men? Other women?
Are there rules and sizes that count? Well, not really, but just as it comes with any other part of the human body, we’re always looking for ways to compare them and judge them!
Do we care about beautiful penises? Okay, maybe we do! [Read: The perfect cock and how women judge a penis when they see one]
How do pussies look in real life?
You’ve seen yours! How do you think it looks? Pretty, perfect and just beautiful? We hope you think so!
Pussies come in all sizes and forms: hairy, neatly trimmed, smooth, bumpy, floppy, lopsided, brown, pink…
To be honest, for the opposite sex, it doesn’t seem to matter at all. Because for guys, seeing your vagina could most likely be the best thing they’ve seen all day.
Just like boobs and nipples and faces and bodies, every pussy is different. And yet, it’s what makes it “your pussy” and that’s why it’s perfect for you.
Still, having the idealized version of a pretty pussy is something that women would love to have, or maintain, primarily for their own sake.
However, somewhere along the way, the “idea” of the pretty pussy got skewed because of the ideals fed by media and of course, porn, where many female actors undergo labiaplasties.
While we don’t want to throw shade to the beautiful art that is being done in the adult film industry, we’d like to clear up the smoke when it comes to what indeed is a pretty pussy and how any woman can achieve it. [Read: 25 common porn myths that most people still believe]
The idea of the perfect pretty pussy
So what, really, makes a perfect, pretty pussy?
In itself, the vagina is a beautiful thing. It holds a lot of secret and power. For one, men *and even civilizations* rise and fall over a vagina. But seriously, lady parts do take it on the chin.
From the elusive G-spots, clitoris, and the legendary female prostate, to receiving a man’s “seed,” to nurturing life, and to that magical, powerful moment that is childbirth—pussies indeed hold so much power. [Read: Real pussy power – learn how to strengthen your vaginal muscles]
It all just becomes skewed when the pussy becomes objectified, and what is “pretty” is subject to the even more skewed standards of other people. And women themselves are the harshest critics.
Vagina beauty contests?
Case in point: a Vagina Beauty Pageant [This link is Not Safe for Work so look around first before you click on the link!] that shows you a leaderboard of “attractive” lady parts by conventional standards.
It shows clean-shaven beavers with vulvas that are even tagged as “Class 1,” meaning the labia minora are soft and don’t protrude out against the labia majora. *we’ll get to these details soon*
So again, how it is supposed to look, is actually a matter of preference. We go down to the main prerequisite for a pretty, attractive vagina, which is a healthy one—sans infections, unpleasant odors, and unnatural discharge.
But before we go ahead, let’s understand the main parts of a pussy, and the roles they play in making a pussy perfect and beautiful.
The different parts of a pussy that play a part in its appearance
Just like a real life beauty pageant, where a woman is paraded and judged for her beauty and brains, a pretty pussy is judged along similar lines.
But not for brain though, let’s change that to hygiene. So what makes a beautiful pussy? A beautiful appearance and clean hygiene. But more on that later. For now, let’s talk about the parts!
A vagina’s main role in your body is as a birth canal, and connects the outside of your body to the cervix, past which is the uterus, which is the womb where babies are made.
What we generally call a pussy is just the visible outer part of the vagina, and that’s the vulva. So every time people use the word “pussy”, they don’t mean your vagina *the birth canal*, what they actually mean is the vulva *the outermost part of the vagina*.
[Read: What does a vagina feel like? 21 real confessions from men]
The vulva and its parts
The vulva is made up of these parts:
Mons Pubis
This is the mound where your pubic hair grows, above the vulva. It’s also called the mound of Venus, if you’ve been reading any raunchy books.
Labia Majora
This is the two folds of skin on either side of your ‘slit’, or basically what guys call the “pussy” when they see two folds of skin in between your thighs.
Labia Minora
When you part the outer skin folds *labia majora*, you’d see the labia minora. For a few women, the labia minora can be completely concealed inside the outer folds of skin.
But for the majority of women, a part of the labia minora peeks out and can be visible even when you don’t part your outer folds, the labia majora.
Clitoris and it’s hood
The clitoris is a little bump on top of your labia folds. This is hidden partially under a hood, or a flap of skin because it’s extremely delicate and sensitive.
The clitoris is the sensitive part of the vulva, which also plays the biggest part in sexual arousal. If someone “tickles” your pussy *or flicks your bean*, without slipping a finger inside, and you start to feel aroused, chances are, your clitoris is getting aroused.
Vaginal opening
This is the “hole” when you finger yourself or when a guy penetrates you.
Urethral opening
This is a tiny hole you’d see just above your vaginal opening. And this is the hole you pee out of.
Well, so now that we’ve discussed the basics you need to be aware of, and all the parts of your pussy *more accurately your vulva!* let’s talk about what makes a pretty pussy, and what you can do to make sure you have it.
Want to know more about vagina, read this feature on the 5 types of vaginas that make up all the vaginas in the world.
What makes a pussy beautiful?
Now that you’re aware that it’s your vulva that everyone calls the “pussy”, you’d also realize by now that a beautiful vulva is what makes a beautiful pussy. And since you’re familiar with the parts of the vulva now, recognizing and interpreting a pretty pussy is going to be a breeze.
So what makes a pretty pussy according to the eyes of the beholder?
There are two parts to this, the physical and the hygiene. So let’s talk about the physical traits of a perfect pussy, purely based on visual appeal and general perception.
The physical traits of a pretty pussy
So what makes a pussy LOOK good? It’s these small things that create a beautiful looking pussy!
1. A smaller labia minora
If you have a smaller labia minora, the inner fold of skin, it usually makes your vagina look prettier. There are two aspects to this.
a. If your inner fold of skin is shorter and doesn’t stick out of your pussy *vulva* by a lot, it makes it look visually more appealing.
b. If your inner fold of skin folds and flops less and is more or less firm, it usually appears more taut and neat even when you spread your legs apart. And this makes it look neater and prettier.
Wanna hear that joke about what a bad pussy with a big labia minora looks like? – Imagine a bull dog eating cream! *Okay, not funny? I didn’t think it was funny too!*
2. A bigger labia majora
This is the opposite requirement of the labia minora. People want to see a smaller labia minora, but want a bigger labia majora! Confusing already, right?
For a pussy to be considered beautiful, they expect you to have a bigger, fleshier, outer fold of skin to cover your hole. It makes anyone feel like they’re entering through the golden gates of heaven before eating you up!
But it’s about balance here too, a hint of a camel toe is good. But if your labia majora looks as big as a camel’s hoof, maybe it’s a bit too large.
3. A clean view
You can keep it trimmed, clean shaven, or however you’d like. But what makes a pretty pussy is when you take a look at it, and everything just looks perfectly in order, like a well manicured garden of Eden!
[Read: Trim, shaved or natural? The real score on what’s the best bush]
4. A pretty asshole
Now how did an asshole slip into a pretty pussy requirements list? Well, because you can still see it when you spread your legs apart and give your pussy a view. So if you have a clean looking asshole, chances are, it’ll make your pussy look prettier too!
[Read: How to eat ass – The complete guide to rimming and eating ass like a pro]
5. Supple and healthy skin all around
Are you a fan of oiling your body or using vagina-safe body moisturizers down there? Congratulations! Because nothing screams beautiful vagina like supple and healthy skin all around it.
6. The person who’s attached to the pussy
Ever heard the saying, if you’re attractive, you get more oral sex. It’s an unwritten rule that everyone knows.
Ugly people get less oral sex, and pretty people get more oral sex. Because somehow “beautiful” people have better pussies and dicks, right?! *insert head-spinning eye roll!*
So if you’re beautiful, chances are, the ones who don’t ever see your pussy will assume it looks sexy. And the ones who do see it will think you have a sexy pussy as well!
[Read: How to eat a girl out – 16 secrets that’ll make any girl scream with pleasure]
The hygienic traits of a pretty pussy
Now that we’ve learned what makes a pretty pussy based on looks, let’s talk about the pretty pussy essentials when someone is up close and personal with it.
1. It smells good
As in, it doesn’t smell funky. Generally, if you’ve had a shower and just stepped out, you know how you’d smell like down there, right? Like nothing! Just like any other part of your skin.
So if you want your pussy to be considered beautiful, just keep it that way before having sex. Have a quick shower, and voila, you have a banging , beautiful pussy!
[Read: How to get rid of vaginal odor – 16 ways to beat the sniff test]
2. It gets lubricated well
Well, what’s a sexy pussy like? It gets really wet! Why is that sexy? Because anyone who sees or feels your wet pussy knows you’re aroused. And that feels great, because the person would assume they made you horny.
So if someone slips their finger in between your thighs, and tells you it’s so sexy because you’re soooo slippery, take that as a compliment. You’ve just been told you have a beautiful pussy!
[Read: How to make yourself really wet – 14 watery ways to get really lubed up]
How to have a pretty pussy – Everything you need to know
So, now that you know what makes a beautiful pussy, and what makes it sexy, let’s take a walk down the road of self-help and get you there.
Want to know how to have a beautiful pussy that’ll make anyone horny and cum just thinking of your pussy, give these things a try! *it’s not that hard, you know.*
It’s important to keep in mind that there truly is no such thing as a single beautiful vagina, just like there is also no such thing as a perfect penis. In fact, even the idea of vaginal beauty is a matter of debate among the female community. [Read: What does a vagina taste like? People tell it like it is]
So if you want to achieve a pretty pussy, try out these tips.
1. Get to know it
You can’t hide under your skirt, wear a g-string, and pretend it’s not there. To take care of it and make it pretty, you have to get to know it. Take a tour of your vajoons:
– Know your ladyparts. If you haven’t taken a peek down there, best brush up on your anatomy lessons now.
– Then, make sure to cover the basics: privacy. Go in a room with a door that you can lock, like your bathroom or bedroom.
– Sit in front of a mirror. A hand-held or a full length one will do.
– Open your legs all the way in front of the mirror.
– Take a gander at yourself. The last thing you want to do now is to judge yourself or compare.
– Get to know it by knowing your parts.
Want to try a selfie instead? Read this guide on how to take a pussy selfie and the 16 tips to take amazing vagina selfies in no time!
2. Trim it
You can, of course, just go au naturale, and let your bush grow out and all over. That’s no problem, and “to each her own.” It just becomes tricky when you want to tame your beaver’s weave.
Do you wax or cut or shave? Whatever you go for, make sure it’s nice and comfy, and you will feel good in it. [Read: Trim, shave or natural? The real score on your bush]
3. Design it up!
Have you ever considered a landing strip down there? You can shave and trim your bush keeping a few designs in mind to make your pussy feel more sexy. How about a clean shave, except for a thin vertical strip of trimmed bush above your slit?
4. Tighten it up
One word: kegels. Due to childbirth and aging, the vagina can loosen. When this happens, you tend to have incontinence and your dick driveway will feel like it’s been a fast food drive thru—which is not that sexually pleasurable to both you and your partner.
So do yourself a favor and do some kegel exercises to strengthen and tighten up your chach. [Read: Kegel exercises and why men and women should do it everyday]
5. Keep it bump-free
Bumps, whether from ingrown hairs from shaving or other forms of hair removal, can make your cooch look like it’s breaking out – especially if the bumps look like pimples. If you don’t like zits on your face, you wouldn’t like zit-looking bumps on your pussy either.
6. Wanna try a ben wa ball?
If you want to master the art of pussy power and take your orgasms to a whole new level, this is for you. Ben Wa balls or Geisha balls are small, circular or oval balls that you can insert into your vagina.
You go about your day as you normally would, but you’d feel horny faster, and your vaginal walls would get stronger with each step you take too. [Read: How to use Geisha balls for more pleasure and a stronger pussy]
7. Make it smell nice
Douching and other ways of making your cooch smell nice is actually making things worse for you. They are unhealthy. So the best resort is to maintain good hygiene and keep it free from infections, which can be the major cause of stink down there.
8. Make it better from the inside out
If you want your pussy to taste great, try drinking pineapple juice to make your juices sweet smelling and tasting too. [Read: How to make your vagina smell good and taste even better]
9. Be healthy
As if we can’t stress it enough, maintain good hygiene in your chach. Wash it, especially before and after sex, with gentle soap to keep it clean and fresh.
10. Pee after sex
This isn’t a myth. Peeing after having sex can actually help prevent UTI and other infections. And if you’re peeing after sex, chances are, you’re going to wash up too. So that will make sure you’re keeping it clean and hygienic down there as well. [Read: Peeing after sex and other confusing myths about the vagina]
11. Avoid infections
Avoid tight-fitting pants or jeans, and make sure to use clean, cotton underwear to make your beaver breathe and prevent yeast infections. Make sure to also use protection so your chach won’t catch STDs.
12. Try surgery
If you are into that drastic sort of thing, then try labioplasty or vulvaplasty. Today, many cosmetic surgeons offer such services to get your vag under the knife so it will be a pretty pussy. Want to know about the different surgeries available? Read this feature on the different body trends and plastic surgery options for your genitals!
13. Bleach your bum?
Or your labia? If you’re feeling a bit awkward about any discoloration down there, talk to your derm about it. It’s unnecessary, but it’s definitely not as painful as you think. And if it’s something that bothers you, and makes you think less of your pretty pussy, do whatever the heck you want to rock that ass and puss!
14. Show appreciation
There’s also another way to beautify your beaver without making you break the bank. In fact, you don’t even need to spend a dime. Just show appreciation to it. Be grateful for your vagina, whatever it looks like.
15. Buy her presents
Your pussy takes a lot of punches!. You and her have been through a lot, so aside from showing how thankful you are, shower it with presents too! A few sexy thongs and some toys would make her—and you—happy. [Read: The 15 most common types of sex toys all girls must know about]
16. Jazz her up
Well, only if you want to. Give her some bling with a little vajazzling.
Vajazzling is when a professional arranges and sticks tiny, shiny crystals in any pattern you like over your mons pubis. It looks great, you’d feel like a sexy stripper or a burlesque dancer. More power to you! [Read: Female confessions – the feeling of oral sex for women]
17. Body art!
Want to try something more natural? Why not use a henna vagina tattoo? There are loads of exotic designs and anyone who sees your pussy will absolutely fall in love with it!
18. Sleep in the nude
Sleeping naked is sexy. It feels great too! But here’s another reason to sleep in the buff. Wearing even your panties can make it difficult for your vagina to “breathe” and prevent air around it from circulating well. Sleep naked, you’ll feel cooler, and your pussy will feel fresher too! [Read: 14 sexy benefits of sleeping naked you probably have no idea about]
19. Go commando!
Brave enough to skip panties altogether? Many girls are doing it already, because of its many health benefits. If you think you can do it, at least for the sake of your nether regions, try it. [Read: Why are girls going commando? 15 reasons to ditch your panties]
20. Give her love
You wouldn’t feel good about your cooch if you’re not giving it some loving. With or without a man in tow, please her. Get your fingers in action or get some toys in the mix to give your sexuality—and confidence—a boost.
21. Try a merkin!
Yes, you can give this a try! But what’s a merkin? Okay, have you watched a movie where the lead actress gets totally nude? Do you usually see that she has a nice thick bush down there? That’s not her real bush. It’s a merkin, a pubic wig!
It doesn’t just have to look like a mop of hair, you can use different designs or crystals to make yourself look and feel sexier in bed, and give your pussy a real makeover too!
22. Reality check
Look at real vaginas. Your snatch doesn’t really have to look like those you see in porn—it’s their job to look great down there. That’s not what all vaginas look like, and if yours looks different, don’t ever feel bad, or feel like you have to meet some certain standard.
23. Be confident
Own your body. Own your pretty pussy. Whatever your preconceived notions of what pretty is, it’s not real. And most of all, it’s not Y-O-U. You have what you have, and be grateful and proud that it functions the way it should.
[Read: What does a vagina taste like? People tell it as it is]
Have respect and pride for your body, your pretty pussy, and no matter what your lady parts look like. So stop all that judging and worrying and comparing—just pat yourself on the pussy, because it’s beautiful, it’s yours, and it’s you!
