Twenty Funny Compliments Your Man Will Be Dying to Hear


He might love it when you call him attractive, but you’ll get him blushing AND laughing with these twenty funny compliments he really wants to hear.

Complimenting a man is a lot different than complimenting a woman. However, most women compliment their man as they would like to be complimented. The problem with this is that we’re not really letting them know what we think on a level that will resonate with them.

Sure, guys love hearing that they look hot, sexy, strong—and then some. But there are other ways of making sure they feel more than just attractive. Giving men a funny compliment will not only make them feel good, but it’ll make them laugh, too. This means it’ll mean more and they’ll remember it longer.

Funny compliments to make him blush… then laugh

Men can relate to funny things more than they can relate to a simple, “You are so handsome.” I, for one, love giving guys compliments that shock them and leave them laughing for a while. There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing him laugh because of a simple compliment of yours. [Read: How to be funny and make people love your company]

If you really want to satisfy your man and let him know how great you think he is, try hitting on him with one of these funny compliments that he’s secretly dying to hear.

#1 “You could be a porn star—easy.”

#2 “You smell so good, I want to make a candle out of you.”

#3 “Being with you is more fun than coloring in a coloring book.” [Check out: 36 racy, random, funny questions for flirty guys and girls]

#4 “You’re so hot, I want to bake cookies on you.”

#5 “If this was Neverland, I would only need to think of you to fly. And people would be like, ‘Man, she flies a lot.’”

#6 “You know, you’re almost as wonderful as pizza. Almost.”

#7 “I feel bad for people when you walk in the room because your face makes other faces look ugly.” [Try: 36 sweet and cute things to say to your boyfriend]

#8 “You’re like the human form of sweatpants… because I’m so comfortable with you.”

#9 “If we were the last two people left on earth, I would have no problem repopulating it with you—quickly.”

#10 “Your face. I like it.”

#11 “If you were a skittle, I’d want to taste your rainbow all night long.” [Not sure what’s funny and what overly naughty? Read: 30 subtle, obvious and overly sexual flirting tips for girls]

#12 “You know, I think you may be the sole reason for global warming.”

#13 “Polar bears and penguins should fear your cuteness.”

#14 “I don’t know how I would get the pickle jars open without your big muscles. And we both know how much I need my pickles.”

#15 “Sometimes I just want you to stay home when I go out so people will stare at me for once.” [Read: 12 types of humor and how they affect relationships]

#16 “If I didn’t know you, I would want to know you.”

#17 “Luckily, you’re not a drug, because I would be a nasty addict and you’d have to pay for rehab.”

#18 “Give your mom a high five for me. She made a hot kid.”

#19 “Are you a beaver? Because DAMN!”

#20 “Even if I were allowed to marry food, I would still choose you over pizza. And that’s saying something.”

[Next, read: 25 compliments for guys they’ll never ever forget!]

These may be out-of-the-box compliments for him, but at least he’ll get a laugh out of them. And you can’t go wrong with these funny compliments he really wants to hear.

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Bella Pope
Bella Pope
Bella is a lifestyle writer, cheese enthusiast (Wisconsin native over here) and fantasy adventure author-in-progress who enjoys all things love, dog, p...

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