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What Is Tea Bagging? Your Steamy Guide to Tea Bag Your Guy Right

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If you think about what tea bag you want in your mug, you’re a little off with what is tea bagging exactly. I mean, you’re close… okay, you’re not.

I mean, unless you try tea bagging and are completely turned off, the next time you drink tea, you’ll have a little smirk on your face as you drop your tea bag into its cup because you understand the gist of what is tea bagging.

I learned the hard way about what it means to tea bag someone. I all of a sudden had balls in my face. I know what you’re thinking, “Hold up, Natasha. What?” I’m sorry, I jumped ahead, let’s rewind it back a bit. Tea bagging is literally when you put your partner’s balls in your mouth.

Your guide to what is tea bagging

It’s not an official term, but, I mean, it’s in Urban Dictionary. So, it’s basically legit. Tea bagging is described, in Urban Dictionary as “a man that squats on top of a woman’s face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex.” I hope you enjoy that visual because I sure did.

So, now that you know what it is, perhaps, it’s sparked your curiosity. Maybe, you’d like to dabble into the world of teabagging? Well, that’s what I’m here for! I hope you have a strong squat game.

#1 Don’t look too deeply into the name. Tea bagging is literally what it sounds like minus the tea bag and hot water. Don’t try to analyze the name and find some alternative meaning. Have you dipped a tea bag into a cup of water? There you go. It’s basically dipping his balls into your mouth, assuming you’re the one receiving the holy balls. [Read: 17 wild moves to stifle the yawn and go wild in bed]

#2 Do you put his entire balls into your mouth? Good question. Listen, you don’t have to shove both his balls into your mouth, you’re not going to win an award if you do it.

Firstly,  do what makes you feel comfortable because if you’re not into gagging or choking on his balls, then take it easy. Let’s keep this an enjoyable experience for both of you.

#3 Tea bagging brings the love back to the balls. Balls are usually left out of sexual activity, not necessarily on purpose, but they’re forgotten. They hide below, so, I get why they’re left out. Out of sight, out of mind. The best way to give the balls some love is to tea bag them or suck on them. Either way, they feel included. [Read: 13 titillating moves to give the best head ever]

#4 Don’t take it literally. I mean the term tea bagging. You don’t actually have to bob the balls in and out of your mouth. I mean, you can do this, but you should also mix it up a bit. Use your tongue and lips to apply pressure on the balls. You can also incorporate your hands into the act as well. If your mouth gets a bit tired, well, throw in some ball juggling. Mix it up!

#5 Wondering about protection? Yeah, so you can’t actually put a condom on a pair of balls. I mean, you can try… not sure how that would work though.

Anyways, you need to make sure that this person understands the importance of a shower, it’s only fair. If you’re not comfortable with skin-to-skin contact, you can try to place plastic wrap over the balls or wear a dental dam. You can decide which suits you best.

#6 Communicate. Being tea bagged may come to a surprise to your man. Remember, I said the balls are usually forgotten. So, if you start to tea bag him, he may be pleasantly surprised. When you start to tea bag him, make sure that you have an open line of communication. Ask him if it’s okay or just listen to the sounds he’s making and his body language. Some guys find it too ticklish, etc. [Read: 10 signs he’s just not enjoying what you do in bed]

#7 He doesn’t have to squat. This isn’t the only position he can be in when you tea bag him. You can have him lying on his back or on your knees while he’s standing. Though the squat is a good position to try out, there are other positions that work just as well. Find out which one suits you and your partner the best.

#8 Don’t go right for the balls. This shouldn’t be the first thing you do when you’re down there. Suck his dick a bit, lick his balls a little, and then slowly go into it. Gauge his reaction if he’s never been tea bagged before. Once you see he likes it, then you can go full beast mode on those balls. [Read: How to be a blowjob queen and give the best head ever]

#9 Have a safe word. I think no matter what sexual activity you’re doing, you should have a safe word. It’s just better this way. When someone moans and screams, you can’t always tell it’s because they’re in pain or discomfort. So, have a safe word which has nothing to do with sex, like, “blue cheese” or “fork.” [Read: 14 wild ways to do it right if you like it rough]

#10 If you forget what to do, listen to Drake. If you’re not able to remember what to do, listen to Drake’s advice on tea bagging, “gentle suction.” This means, he’ll lower his balls slowly into your mouth and you just suction onto them gently. You can’t fail with this move.

#11 Remember, balls are sensitive. I used the word beast mode earlier on… I should let you know that I don’t mean you should tear those balls up in a literal sense. Balls are extremely sensitive, so don’t be too rough with them. If you want to bite them, do so ever so gently. Unless he tells you otherwise. Treat those balls like eggs.

[Read: Big balls: The pros, cons, and what girls think of them]

Now that you know what is tea bagging, it’s time you took your newfound skills and tested them out in the bedroom. Get tea baggin’.

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Natasha Ivanovic
Natasha Ivanovic
A serial dater, Natasha Ivanovic knows a thing or two about men and the dating scene. Much of her writing is inspired by her encounters with men - and for good ...
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