Love life dull? Looking to spice up the action in the bedroom? Follow these dirty things to do in bed, and you and your partner won’t want to leave.
After being with your partner for a time, sex starts to feel the same. Not bad exactly, it just becomes routine. You know what sex positions you’ll be doing and even the order of them. With each of my exes, they were the same five routines, in the exact order—yawn. But, it doesn’t have to be like that! You can switch it up with a few fun and dirty things to do in bed. Of course, this takes some experimenting and awkward moments with some laughs. But you know what? Sex isn’t supposed to be serious, it’s supposed to be fun.
10 dirty things to do in bed together
Create some rumbling under the covers. Here are 10 dirty things to do in bed, keeping your romance hotter than ever.
#1 Get sexy in public. Get the sexual energy going well before you make it into the bedroom. This doesn’t mean you have to get on your knees and give your man a blowjob in the middle of the food court. Build up the sexual energy very subtly.
If you’re at a restaurant, sensually stare at each other while eating. Or on the way home in the car, take your hand and start to slowly rub his inner thigh. There’s no way he will not get excited. In fact, because you’re being subtle with your sexual actions, this tension builds up inside of him until he says, screw it, and takes you home. [Read: 30 dirty truth or dare questions for a sexy night]
#2 Try public sex. Public sex both invigorates and terrifies. Will you get caught? Who will catch you? What will happen? That’s what makes public sex so exciting, the fear of being caught while doing something slightly taboo. So when you’re out at night going for a walk around your neighborhood, push your partner up against a tree and start making out. If you’re at the club, grab your partner and go into a bathroom stall. Who knows where it will lead!
I once *cough* had sex in a car—great story, I know. Honestly, I was slightly anxious about the situation, and sometimes those “Will I get caught?” questions get answered. Like for me, when a police officer knocked on the window and we had to get out of the car half-naked. [Read: Steamy sex in the car – How to do it right]
#3 Anal sex. Yes, yes yes! Anal sex gets a bad rap, but this is only because the ones who’ve had a bad experience with it were not properly prepared. Those usually are the people to openly speak about it. Anal sex can be a very enjoyable experience for both men and women. But, there are some things you need to do beforehand.
Make sure to clean the area, and secondly, use lube. If it’s your first time, use a lot of lube. The first couple of moments won’t be comfortable. Things are used to coming out of there not going up, but give it some time and anal sex will soon become a favorite.
Basically, if you’re going to have spontaneous anal sex, make sure the dick is very wet and it’ll be smooth sailing from there. Sidenote: the next day, your stomach is going to be making some weird gurgling noises and may feel slightly odd when going to the bathroom; however, that feeling quickly goes away. [Read: The curious guy’s and girl’s guide to first time anal sex]
#4 Play dress up. This isn’t fun just for kids. That’s right, get your elf costume on and start memorizing your Lord of the Ring lines—I mean, get your sexy nurse outfit on. Playing dress up and role playing can be a fun and interesting way to switch up the old bedroom routine. Not only will you practice your acting skills, but you also find out more about yourself and your partner’s sexual desires. [Read: 15 effortlessly sexy role playing ideas for the shy]
#5 Dirty talk. Many people think dirty talk means calling their partner a “slut,” “bitch,” or “dirty whore.” Come on, get a little more creative. I’m not saying that this is bad, but you got to take it to the next vocabulary level.
Prior to sexual intercourse, get your partner horny by telling them, “All I’ve been thinking about is your cock inside me” or “When you get home, I’m going to f*ck you so hard.” During sexual intercourse, basically describe what you want them to do to you. You can use phrases like, “I want to feel your big cock inside me” or “I want you to cum in my mouth.” After you’ve had sex, let’s say a couple hours later or the next day, make your partner want more by telling them something that makes them remember how it felt. You can say, “I miss your cock inside me” or “You made me so wet last night.” [Read: How to talk dirty in bed – dirty talk examples]
#6 Light bondage. I don’t mean you have to look like a roasted pig on a platter. Bondage doesn’t necessarily insinuate bringing out the gag and whip. Light bondage means being tied up with rope or handcuffed. Being tied up removes you or your partner’s ability to control the situation. The only thing you do when tied up is to submit yourself to your partner.
This can be slightly unnerving in the beginning because we’re all used to being in control of ourselves. Once you free yourself and give the power to your partner, sit back and enjoy the moment. You can start off with light bondage and slowly work your way up if you want to push the boundaries. [Read: BSDM tips and tricks for curious first timers]
#7 Be aggressive. Romantic sex is beautiful and sensual—it’s true lovemaking. However, sometimes you just want to become an animal and go wild on the person. Switch up the sexual energy in the bedroom by allowing your partner and yourself to be aggressive. Pull their hair, choke them, slap their ass and face, scratch their back—eat them alive. Aggressive sex lets you lose control and explore your sexual boundaries. How do you know your and your partner’s limit, if you never test it out?
#8 Sex toys. Tired of doggy style and missionary position? Yeah, don’t worry, you’re not alone. If you want to spice up the bedroom activity, bring some sex toys into the mix. Vibrators, anal beads, handcuffs, strap-on—go wild. Go to the store with your partner and pick out what you both want. Make this a joint effort between you and your partner. [Read: 13 must-have couple’s sex toys for naught first timers]
#9 Film it. There’s something very sexy about filming yourself having sex on camera. Now, this isn’t for the purpose of becoming Kim Kardashian, this is simply to see you and your partner having sex. When you watch yourself having sex, you suddenly become even hornier, seeing your partner’s sweaty body on top of yours, pressed together. It’s messy, it’s dirty, it’s sex. What could be hotter than that? [Read: 20 hot sex ideas to blow your lover’s mind in bed]
#10 Have sex in front of a mirror. I’m a strong advocate of having sex in front of the mirror. Like filming, watching yourself having sex is extremely arousing and makes you want to push the boundaries to see where your sexual capabilities can go. I didn’t look into the psychology of it, but what I do know, is that if a mirror suddenly appears, your sex becomes suddenly ten times better. Quagmire was right all along.