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Well Endowed Women: The Biggest Ups and Downs of Jiggling Jugs

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Boobs, titties, breasts. Everyone loves a great rack, especially a very large one. Here are the pros and cons that befall well endowed women.

Big boobs seem like the pinnacle of success to most prepubescent women. Ah, to be one of the well endowed women you grew up around. You laugh with glee and do a private happy dance the day you started going through puberty. One the one hand, you now deal with mind-numbing cramps and blood stains in your underwear every month. On the other hand, you’re about to get boobs.

Having big boobs means luscious curves, great sweater opportunities, and plenty of attention. But, is it all it’s cracked up to be? As it turns out, wishing for big boobs and actually having them are two completely different stories. Are big boobs all they’re cracked up to be? Here are the pros and cons that face well endowed women on the daily.

Pros and cons for well endowed women

Well endowed women absolutely love their big breasts, but that doesn’t mean they wouldn’t trade them for a smaller size on certain days. Like the days where men won’t stop staring, their backs are on fire from pain, or the day where they popped yet another button on their new favorite shirt. Here are the tops and bottoms of having a huge rack.

#1 Going braless is a laughable joke. You see them. The “summer girls.” The girls who wear high waisted shorts and a flouncy summer shirt with their perky titties enjoying the breeze. These girls can go braless. You cannot. Or, at least, it’s not likely to have the same effect.

Sure, you look bangin’ in your top. But your boobs have more weight. Weight = sagging and sagging breasts = not a cute summer look. There’s also a major sweat factor to consider. [Read: The clothes make the girl: 15 tips to get you looking your best]

#2 Clothes look amazing on you. Except for any clothes with buttons. But besides those little buggers, you fill out a sweater like nobody’s business. Your breasts take the most boring little black dress and make it go va-va-voom!

There is nothing sexier than a woman with curves, and you’ve got ’em from here to eternity.

#3 Bikinis are not your friend. Are they ever, really? Hold up. You look like a sexy boss in your bikini. Your breasts look amazing, drool-worthy, and completely feminine. It’s the support that becomes a problem when you shop for a bikini.

Sure, teeny tiny nipple coverings may pass for a bikini for smaller breasted women, but you need support, mama! And support is a little hard to find when it comes to bikinis. Say goodbye to your days of wearing string bikinis because they are O.V.E.R! [Read: Tips to flaunt your plus-size body confidence this summer]

#4 Speaking of which: Going strapless is a pipe dream. If you’re looking at a beautiful strapless dress for your upcoming prom/dance/wedding, you can pretty much forget about it. Strapless tops and dresses are not in the cards for well-endowed women. Going strapless is a life sentence of pulling your top up every 15 minutes for the rest of the night. Oh, and you can forget about dancing in a strapless top, unless you’re okay with flashing about 20 strangers.

#5 Guys love ’em… Girls, too! Who doesn’t love boobs? Big, small, firm, squishy. All boobs are there to love. Especially the big ones. They make for some seriously sensual lovemaking. They also provide good pillows for masturbating your man with. [Read: Titty sex – How to make booby sex feel like a blast]

#6 Boob sweat. Your washing machine has seen more under-boob sweat than is humanly possible! Boob sweat is everywhere. Summer is your enemy. And trust us, nothing ruins an outfit like giant sweat stains cradling your breasts.

#7 Cleavage, always. This is a good thing and a bad thing all rolled up into one. You know your boobs are hot and sexy, but that doesn’t mean you want to feel like a seductress 24/7. Yet, that appears to be what your boobs want because lo and behold—no matter what type of shirt you throw on over them they don’t seem to want to stay hidden. [Read: Why men like boobs: An in-depth scientific explanation]

#8 You can use your boobs for unconventional things. Want to hold money, your jewelry, or a bottle of Pringles without using your hands? Lucky for you, you are one of the well endowed women who can get away with using your awesome boobs for unconventional uses.

#9 Staring. This is both a pro and a con. Your breasts give you a lot of attention in your life, like it or not. While it’s flattering to have someone check out your desirable assets and even leads you on a fantastic date or two, it also leads to some pretty sleazy characters following you around. No matter how much you try and cover those up they’re going to attract some unwanted attention.

Plus side: Men pay for your coffee and shower you with compliments. Down side: Creepy guy may try and follow you to your car. [Read: How to get your boobs noticed without looking trashy]

#10 Sports bras. You’re a woman who loves to work out and take care of her body! Unfortunately, you’re going to need about five sports bras strapped to your body to get the job done.

Creator of the workout routine Fit Body Girl, Anna Victoria even talks about the pitfalls of being larger chested when working out. She has said that she wears a sports bra and a jacket during her workouts to prevent her breasts from bouncing too much at the gym. [Read: Boob talk: Yes, your breasts are completely normal]

#11 Any bras, actually. Like most larger sizes of things, do you ever feel like the cutest things are never in your size? Many well endowed women find it difficult to find beautiful bras and lingerie that comes in their size without any spillage happening.

[Read: 13 legitimate ways to make your boobs bigger and perkier]

Well endowed women everywhere rejoice for their great breasts… and then the button on their shirts flies off, again. Big boobs, you can’t beat ‘em and you can’t get rid of them—so you might as well love ‘em.

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Minot Little
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Minot Little is a freelance writer who has been getting paid for spreading her sarcastic take on love, life, and sex since 2010. She is many things that peop...

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