Everyone wants to be a rockstar, but not all the stars can carry off that charm and charisma like Katie Perry or Marilyn Manson. To be a real rockstar, you need to behave like one. Are you ready to learn the art of partying like a rockstar?
Always stumble out of the club. Never walk, saunter or stride. That would just mean you didn’t have a wild time.
Break all Rules
The words ‘Rules’ and ‘Regulation’ mean nothing to you. Crash the place, and pick up a bar brawl with the toughest guy or the meanest chick around. And then trash your hotel room.
Wrap your vitals or more with leather. Faux leather for the animal friendly kind.
Get ‘em Black
Black eyes and nails! Paint your nails black. Line your eyes with Kohl. Gal or guy, or whatever else, when you’re a Rockstar, nothing else matters.
Go Funky with your Hair
Get a funky hairdo. Beehives, Mohawks, funky colors or even go shaved. As long as it’s different. Russell Brand or Pink anyone?
Why would you ever want to go anywhere without an entourage. Tag your stylist, assistant, manager, bodyguard, groupies, mom, or even a crazy pet to do some justice.
Wine is Water
That’s right. You break bottles of Moët Hennessy just to pour it on people. Tequila shots are for wimps and so is the lime’n’salt. Swig the bottle. Grab a bottle of Chivas and down it. Fill your mouth with ice cubes. Spit. Swallow.
Go to the party with one hottie. Snog with another hottie. Leave the party with two different hotties. One for each arm. Pause a bit outside the bar, get into a fight again with an innocent passer-by. And then kick any paparazzi or wannabe Youtube uploader where it hurts.
Walk up to the DJ console and screech a few songs, headbang, and then dive into the crowd. Make the most absurd and outrageous requests, nay, orders, like a bowl of only brown M&M’s or all-white dressing rooms lit with only white massive candles. If they don’t comply, you mess the place up!
And now, my friend, you are ready to be a Rockstar!!
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