There is so much that men just can’t understand about women. Sometimes, men just assume a girl likes something when she actually hates it. Read more about what girls really like and dislike.
There should be a law against confused and imaginative men. Because they just think too much about women without actually doing anything about it.
If there’s a shy guy peeking at a girl from one side, there’s bound to be another stereotype staring blatantly from the other. The world is full of it.
But where in the world has it been suggested that women find these stereotypes and wannabes attractive or appealing? Most men are pretty clueless about what a woman likes or dislikes.
And then there’s the worry about the drawbacks and deformities. Summing them up for the men, here are a few things that all men should definitely understand about women.
DO GIRLS LOOK AT SHORT GUYS?
Of course. Come on now, don’t be naïve. Don’t women scream and jump on the couch the second they see that tiny cockroach scampering camouflaged on the floor? Now you’re way bigger than that. Really! So why won’t a woman be able to see you?
Answer: Yes, girls do look at guys who are short.
Getting on the real side, and leaving the roaches out of the picture (they are such a distraction, those roaches), girls really don’t have a problem with short men. Just as long as they look cute. Hey, Tom Cruise wouldn’t have been the sexiest man in the world unless women were fine with short men, alright? All we need is a great guy who’s confident, happy to exist, and tall and big… on the inside. And ahem, maybe even in his drawers (if that’s not too much to ask!).
DO GIRLS LIKE SMALL MEMBERS?
If you’re about to make love, play horsey, drive on first gear, play ‘hide and see’, or whatever else you like one night, and after a minute of tussle you fall on your woman and breathe heavily only to hear, “Honey, are you alright? Is it in yet?” especially after you’ve perspired like a pig to go all the way (read: as far as you could go in), what the hell do you think is the problem?
Ohh, I am so touched and depressed by your ego-meltdown, but is it the woman’s fault if she doesn’t know whether you’re in? Or is she supposed to like that?
“Oooh, sweetheart, the suspense is driving me insane, I think I’m going to reach for the sky. I can’t hold on any longer. Please… don’t stop, don’t stop… is it in or are you still limp? Gosh, the suspense feels so good in bed, honey…” Now wouldn’t all you boys like that? We women love small inconspicuous members. We just go weepy with happiness when we come across a guy with a small prick.
Answer: Yes… Yes… Yes! Don’t we women know how to be sarcastic?
DO GIRLS GET ATTRACTED TO BAD LOOKING MEN?
Girls love bad looking men. Especially the ones with those warts on their nose, and a belly that can hold five six-packs of beers, just as long as they can make the woman happy. Jeez, get realistic, will you? Of course, we do like good looking men, just like you like good looking women. I wouldn’t catch you drooling over Chyna the wrestler unless you’re in a kinky mood, would I? It’s the same thing for women. We like great looking men, and we love it when they make a move on us.
But again, thanks to beer and God’s long hand that knows to tweak, we women have got that bit of sugar and spice and everything nice, and we put what we call ‘character’ at the top when we want to settle down with a guy. So even a decent guy with a great personality is a good catch for most women. But you’d only make women laugh with questions like that!
Answer: Do women get attracted to ugly men? No way! We just put up with them because of their, watsit… aah, ‘character’.
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