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How to Get Laid on Tinder: 11 Must-Follow Rules to a Sexy Hookup

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The times when you got to meet someone at a bar and go home with them are over. Now, it’s all about how to get laid on Tinder and dating apps.

I don’t know what happened. Smartphones came out, and then apps, and then all of a sudden, I find myself sitting on the toilet swiping left and right.

What can I say? I’m guilty of pleading the fifth and being one of the millions who have that little flame glistening on their phone. Why do I use Tinder? To meet people. Ha, okay, that was somewhat of a lie. I mean, it’s to meet people… for… sex.

Now, there are people who are on it in hopes of finding love or meeting people who live in that city, however, it’s mostly used for getting laid. So, if you’re on it for finding someone to have sex with but you can’t seem to get past the virtual encounter, I’m here for you.

How to get laid on Tinder – 11 rules you need to follow

Tons of people are on Tinder, but sometimes it’s hard to score an, umm, date. Yeah, that’s it. A date. Yeah, I know, you want a date for sex. It’s time to put that app into use, and so here’s how to get laid on Tinder. [Read: Creative Tinder lines to snag you a date on the first try]

#1 Make your profile clear. If you’re only looking for sex, in a subtle way, state that in your profile. You can say, “adventurous and outdoorsy guy looking for fun.” There, that’s simple and everyone can understand what the word “fun” means. Same goes if you’re looking for a casual relationship. You really need to make it clear so that you’ll attract women who want the same.

#2 A picture says 1,000 words. I spend a lot of my time swiping left because the profile pictures are just horrendous. No, I’m not saying that the guys are ugly. I’m saying that I don’t want to talk to a guy whose first picture is their dick or who posed next to a Mercedes. It’s lame.

So, you really need to choose pictures that aren’t playing into some fantasy. Women can read that a mile away. Keep your photos of you doing something athletic, a face shot – something that shows who you are. [Read: Good Tinder bios that get you dates – 12 tweaks for a perfect bio]

#3 Swipe people who you actually find attractive. It seems logical, but if you want to know how to get laid on Tinder, then don’t you think you’d like to do it with someone you find attractive?

I mean, I’ve seen some of my male friends while they’re on Tinder… they’re swiping right constantly. But when it really comes down to it, they’re not attracted to those girls. Swipe on people who you’re actually sexually attracted to, because it’s just easier for both of you at the end of the day. [Read: Online dating woes – 8 most common Tinder horror stories]

#4 Message her. If you matched with someone, don’t waste your time – message her. She’s not hanging around on Tinder all day, and neither are you. Plus, the longer you wait to message her, the more obvious it looks that you’re only messaging her because the other girls didn’t work out.

You have to be a little smarter, fellas. No girl wants to feel like she’s your second option. [Read: How to start a Tinder conversation and snag a date every time]

#5 Use something from her profile to start the conversation. Don’t start the conversation with “hi.” Nothing’s going to prosper from that. Instead, look at her profile and use the information she gave you to come up with some witty line or opening. Or, if you’re visiting that particular city, ask her a question regarding where to eat or drink.

#6 She may not hook up with you right away. Just because she’s dtf, that doesn’t mean you’re going to have sex with her that night. It doesn’t work like that. You’re not entitled to having sex with her when you want, it’s a two-way street.

So, you’ll have to be patient. There will be some girls who’ll jump on you right away, while others need more time to be comfortable. Just remember that when you want to figure out how to get laid on Tinder. [Read: Signs a girl likes you on Tinder – 15 things to keep an eye on]

#7 No dick pics. Unless she’s hinting that she wants to see your dick, or she’s sending you nude photos of herself, don’t send a dick pic.

Do you know how scarring it is to be having a normal conversation with someone, and then all of a sudden, you see a dick on your phone? Know when to show your dick and when not to.

#8 Get her number. You don’t want to spend too much time chatting on Tinder. Your goal is to quickly move the conversation to Facebook or texting.

Listen, as a woman, there have been guys I’ve spoken to, and suddenly became uninterested, so I unmatched them. Did they have my number? Nope. Which was great for me because I didn’t have to do anything. However, for them, they were left with no options.

#9 Be yourself. This is very important, especially when doing the whole online dating thing. It appears that some men feel the need to act like something they’re not. Just be yourself.

At the end of the day, she’s going to realize that you’re not who you say you are. So, if you don’t usually throw money into the air, don’t show it on Tinder. [Read: The 9 best hookup apps for the hot and horny]

#10 Don’t waste your time. If you messaged a girl and she isn’t writing you back, or she is but her messages are one-worded, just move on. Unmatch her, and focus on someone else. Think of Tinder like speed dating… just keep moving forward. [Read: 15 Tinder tips you can NOT ignore if you ever want a date]

#11 Don’t suggest your place as a first date. Depending on how your conversation went, you may not want to suggest meeting at your place for a first date. Even if she only wants to have sex with you, it would be respectful and just nice to not treat her like a piece of meat.

Go out for a drink, even if it’s at the bar across from your place, just build a connection and be a decent human being. Now, if she says, “your place or mine?” well, that’s a whole different story where I suggest you pick a place – and fast.

[Read: How to get lucky on the first date – 15 secrets to get laid]

Well, if you’ve made it this far, you now have enough material to know how to get laid on Tinder. It isn’t as hard as you think it is. So, start swiping!

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Natasha Ivanovic
Natasha Ivanovic
A serial dater, Natasha Ivanovic knows a thing or two about men and the dating scene. Much of her writing is inspired by her encounters with men - and for good ...
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